Because I know I'm not the only one here who loves Seinfeld.

So talk about your favorite characters, episodes, scenes, lines, yada yada yada.

to start with my favorite character is George. I love that he can be so sneaky and petty and manipulative and still remain incredibly pathetic. Like his little rundown of his life in "The Andrea Doria" where it's just one unfortunate incident after another (usually caused by one of his schemes backfiring). Though my favorite George moment (as well as one of my favorite moments of the whole series) is the scene in the cafe near the end of "The Marine Biologist". The whole "The sea was angry that day, my friends..." scene. It's classic.

Other favorite episodes of mine include "The Yada Yada", "The Puffy Shirt", "The Contest", and "The Chinese Restaurant".

So yeah let's talk about the show about nothing. :D

Took from one of my TV Tropes' forum games. In this game, someone makes a CYOA-styled post with 2 or more choices, and the next person chooses the choice they like, continues the story with it, puts 2 or more choices on their post, and so on.

Example:

User 1: While venturing through the woods, you come across a temple. What do you do?

A - Enter the temple.

B - Ignore the temple and move on.

User 2: A - Enter the temple. You enter the temple and see some statues holding gems. There is a sign on one of the statues that say, "Steal this gem and perish from this world." What do you do?

A - Take the gem.

B - Leave the temple.

C - Get a gem from the other statue.

User 3: C - Get a gem from the other statue. You ignore the statue with the sign and go to the other statue to grab the gem. However, the temple suddenly begins to collapse once the gem is in your hands. What do you do?

A - Leave quickly with the gem in hand.

B - Put the gem back in its place.

Rules:

- The protagonist cannot die.

- New stories may be started after a number of posts have been created. However, the story must have an ending, whether it would be a happy ending (the good ending), a downer ending (the bad ending), or a bittersweet ending (a mix of the good and the bad endings).

I'll start: You have been ordered by the King of Troperia to find the magical Emerald of Truth, which is said to give the person who keeps it magical powers. It is located in a small castle in the forests of Amplapia. When you arrive at the forest, you see a dark cave with an ominous red glow. What do you do?

A - Investigate the cave.

B - Ignore the cave and move on.

Signup Thread | Murderverse OOC Thread

1. Listen to the GMs when we say things.
   
2. This is a mafia-type game. In the day, everyone picks someone to eliminate. At night, the Death Cultists pick someone to kill, and anyone with night actions chooses what to do with that.
   
3. No godmoding, puppeteering, etc. Your character is your character, other players' characters are their characters, the NPCs are NPCs.
   
4. No editing posts. If you made a formatting mistake, holler a mod. If you made a wording mistake, double-post.
   
5. Please no turbolurking. Try to post at least once per day. Ideally more. If you need to drop out, drop out, we'll find a replacement.
   
6. This is a murdergame. You might die, you might roll scum. Please don't enter as a character you're not okay with those things happening to. After all, you accepted everything that will happen from now on.
   
7. ... this game is hopefully more balanced than MitM 1 was. But we'll see. Hopefully any unbalance is still the fun kind.
   

1. Alex Splithare (@TenOfSwords13) Innocent Mason
   
2. Cass (@Dookie) Innocent One-Shot Bulletproof
   
3. Corporal Giroro (@Magolor) EXECUTED: Death Cultist Wannabe
   
4. Diluc Ragnvindr (@door-kun) Innocent CPR Doctor
   
5. Elizabeth "Liz" Clarke (@Whistle) EXECUTED: Death Cultist Dualgunner
   
6. Felicia (@Kennifer) Innocent Odd-Night Stalker
   
7. Louis XVI & Marie Antoinette (@TheOtherCG) EXECUTED: Death Cultist Strengthener
   
8. Malos (@Weirdguy149) Innocent Gunner
   
9. Nico (@PopcornPie) Innocent Heavy
   
10. Overlynd C. Eyre (@Florien) Innocent Two-Shot Commuter
    
11. Punch-Out Mike Tyson (@"The Hammer Brother") Innocent Mason
    
12. Samantha (@PointMaid) Survivor Shapeshifter
    
13. Yoshiko Minami (@Zanreo) EXECUTED: Death Cultist Vanillaizer
    
14. Yuuta and Suzume (@Oggy123) Innocent Jailer
    

• Ravi (@MadameButterflyKnife) (A sacrificial lamb, now back from the dead.)
  
• Avatar of Death (The mastermind behind the cult)
  
• Avatar of Life (A ray of hope letting you fight back)
  
• Vince Ruiz (Disgruntled owner and operator of the spa) DEAD
  
• Various nondescript staff GONE
  
• Cletus Levy (head of the construction workers currently saving you all)
  

Spa Map

Homestuck topic,whose everyone's favourite  troll?

The Stubborn Unicorn inn stands at the heart of Kirkdale, one of the few Rashboldian villages that joined the capital as one of many floating islands. The inn itself is lively enough, with a lot of locals and a handful of visitors eating, drinking, and making merry.

You found yourself sitting at a table near a window that overlooked a large meadow, alongside a few other adventurers much like you. An envelope was left open upon the table, with a short message within:

"If you're reading this, you're one of the adventurers I, the Snide Snake, chose for their quest. Stage one of this quest will occur here on Rashbold. You will seek a key, gold with a ruby handle, which will be necessary later. I know little of who has it - only a "wrathful monarch, sitting upon a throne undeserved". That's what my messenger said, anyway. Good luck."

1. @MadameButterflyKnife is my co-GM, so treat her the same way you'd treat me. If she says something, listen to her.
   
2. No turbolurking. If you sign up, then for all intents and purposes, you must participate until you die. If, for whatever reason, something comes up that prevents you from being an active participant, PM me or Knife and we will remove you from the round and search for a replacement. If you don't post for 48+ hours without giving us a reason for your absence, you will be removed from the round and replaced.
   
3. No godmodding or puppeteering others' characters. Your character(s) is/are yours, others' characters are theirs. Easy enough.
   
4. Editing posts is strongly discouraged, as it can be used to hide important information. You can just as easily make a second post correcting anything that was wrong in the first one, or holler a mod if a formatting error happens.
   
5. If the pace of the game is too quick, I'll install a slowmode. Just try to be chill, alright?
   

1. Ryoko Otonashi (Despair's Archon of Memes)
   
2. Byakuya Togami (door-kun)
   
3. Chip & Ada Lieber (PointMaid)
   
4. Dante from the Devil May Cry series (Risdio)
   
5. Olivia Lynn (Matthew)
   
6. Amanda Murphy (Kennifer)
   
7. Ada Lovelace (TheOtherCG)
   
8. Mew and Celebi (Wingedcatgirl)
   
9. Kirby and Elfilin (Oggy123)
   
10. Victoria (Dookie)
    
11. CATS (Zanreo)
    
12. LO//KEY (Caret)
    
13. Pierre (Florien)
    
14. a fucking. rosy maple moth (TenOfSwords13)
    
15. Meow (Magolor)
    

Link to Signup Thread Here!

The date is the 22nd of January. General Gladwell has been president for just over three weeks after a successful and bloody coup. She holds a rally to denounce her enemies in the exurbs of Arzutzk, in a massive amphitheater that sticks out like a sore thumb from the landscape of farmland. The TV broadcast starts, and loud denouncements are levied against her few surviving enemies. After that, she enters a series of increasingly racist tirades. However, an hour into the speech, there's a flash from a nearby rooftop, followed by a loud "crack" noise. She stumbles and falls, trying to hold onto the flagpole behind her to support herself, but only succeeding in bringing the flag crashing down on top of her. The broadcast cuts to a test pattern, but it's obvious what's happened. While the government repeatedly denies that she has died, the hospital leaks the information within an hour of receiving her still-warm body. Soon even the government Gladwell built to keep her and her alone in power can't deny it anymore. She is officially acknowledged as dead at 3:11 PM.

There is no named successor. Mass protests and riots break out across the country as the various powers-that-be begin to bring their forces to bear. The Obychinzk Army is split, spread across the country. In many cases they take the chance to sell their weapons to local warlords, with Gladwell's government descending into a frenzy of document-shredding and literal and figurative backstabbing. Militaries and paramilitaries, outsiders and natives alike seize land, ready to take their shot at ruling this nation. There can only be one victor. The next day, the three major newspapers go to press.

These are the current positions of the armies.

- Pointmaid as Alexandra the Great, the leader of the New Macedonian Empire, primarily operating out of the Grychak Area.

- Matthew as Ralphael Markham, the leader of the Organization for Special Interests of Obychinzk, primarily operating out of the Southlands Area.

- Kennifer as Juniper Banks, the leader of the Juniper Banks Obychinzk Company, who recently landed her PMC in the in the Innlands Area.

- Despair's Archon of Memes as "William Octavius Robinson"/W.O.R. OS, the leader of the Mechanicus Imperium, who was recently installed as a leader in Autarkia.
- TenOfSwords13 as Lara Dolre, the leader of Dolre Military Industries, who's managed to secure The Prisons for her own ends.

- MadameButterflyKnife as August Fox, A.K.A. "The Big Fire", the leader of The Legion for the Light of Liberty, who've arrived in The Desert

- The Alatanian-Backed Seperatists, operating in Mynedd Province (empty slot)

These are the leaders of those armies, and the names their armies have chosen.

The Rules Reiterated

The rules are simple. Control more than half the resources of Obychinzk, and you win, or, if every commander still standing agrees, Obychinzk can be balkanized, and the game ends in a draw between the remaining players. You will be assigned your starting territories at game start. (You can also look at the pinned video in the discord channel for an audio format of the rules.)


The gameplay is divided into three phases and two seasons. These all cycle as follows.

Season, Spring:

Phase one, Diplomacy.

In the diplomacy phase, players talk among themselves and come to agreements about what to do. Agreements are only enforced by mutual trust, and betrayal is inevitable. If there are 4-5 players, all diplomacy takes place in the forum thread. If there are 6-7 players, negotiation may take place in public in the forum thread OR in secret DMs with the GM (florien) CCd in, or even both at the same time.

Phase two, Wartime.

Every player provides secret orders for their army in a DM directly to the GM (still florien). A unit may be ordered to move to an adjacent space, support an adjacent unit to hold an area if it gets attacked, support an adjacent unit to launch an attack into a space that both units are adjacent to and capable of moving to, or to not move at all. A land unit may also move to any coastal region if there is an unbroken chain of naval units in the ocean between their current position and destination. (however each naval unit can only convoy one unit per season. Also, this is only for movement, support cannot be convoyed) Only one unit can occupy a region at any time. If multiple units are headed to the same region, the one with the most support moves there. If they have the same support, neither moves. If a unit giving support is attacked, it does not provide support.

(Orders are formatted as follows, to prevent confusion. "Unit in <region> is moving to <neighboring region>" or "Unit in <region> is supporting unit in <neighboring region>". If a region has two coasts [such as the Grychak exurbs or Chylenbol] and you're occupying it with a naval unit, you must specify what coast you're occupying. "Naval Unit in <Region> will occupy the South Coast of <Region>" This is to prevent ships from mysteriously teleporting through landmasses.)

If a unit which has been attacked loses, it is forced to retreat or be destroyed.

Phase three, Resolution.

Once the actions are resolved and revealed, everyone DMs to the GM where any successfully attacked units are retreating to without posting in the thread in between. It must be an adjacent territory, and it can't be a currently occupied province, nor can it be a province which was left unoccupied due to a standoff in the previous wartime phase or the province from which the attacker moved. If the player retreating is unable to retreat, or does not want to retreat the unit, it is destroyed. If a space is retreated to by two units, both units are destroyed.

Season, Fall:

Diplomacy: As previous.

Wartime: As previous.

Resolution: As previous.

Consolidation: Any occupied resource sites switch to the side of the occupier. Then, each player may recruit new units until they have as many units as resource sites, building them in their home territories (the resource sites they controlled at the start of the game). If a player has more units than resources, they are required to disband extras (they may choose which ones get disbanded.) Obviously, naval units cannot be built at inland sites, only coastal ones. A player may decline to recruit more units for any reason. All this is done via DM too.

If a player no longer controls any of their home regions, they are eliminated, and the players involved in their fall determine what to do with the commander.

(you can also check the pinned video in the discord)

Still an experimental game, with custom roles. Bluff your own ability and find out who might be lying about what, exactly, they do. This is a crazy idea I had and have no idea how fast it will descend into chaos, but hopefully slower than the previous game.

Rules:
- Normal rules apply (no editing posts, no posting at night, be good people, etc.)

- When signing up, please put in your codename (e.g. Agent Ghost, Agent Blue, Mr. Explosions). This name will be the basis for your role.

- After I roll for alignments, I'll determine what everyone's role is based on the combination of name and alignment - e.g. a good Agent Ghost might have the ability to avoid death a few times, but an evil one might be able to kill without needing to fear protective roles. I'll try to make it balanced, but I can't guarantee anything.

- Day phases last either a week or until an execution/novote, whichever comes first. The threshold for execution would be half the number of players plus one.

- Each night, the evil team collectively votes who they wish to die (if there is a tie by the end of the night, the first voter wins). The first person to vote to kill that person will be the killer for that night. This rule is in place because not every potential evil team might have a killer.

- This is going to be chaotic. Not a rule, but just making sure everyone's aware.

Signups close on August 2nd on 8PM BST / 3PM EST

SIGNED UP PLAYERS:

1: SmilyCube112 as Professor Lies
2: Matthew as King Kong Lewis DEAD
3: Florien as Tennisson H. Warnell, International Terrorist DEAD
4: Whistle as Sacrificial Ram DEAD
5: NebulaChimera2211 as Rose Rage DEAD
6: PointMaid as PI (Private Inspector) Booke Glass DEAD
7: Cutegirl920fire as Queen of Hearts
8: Despair's Archon of Memes as the Universal Collapse
9: LavenderDream as Mr. Brightside
0: Kennifer as Femme Fatale of Fractals
1: MadameButterflyKnife as Modern Cain

Further signups may occur, but due to the playerbase reaching a good size, I have reduced the signup period.