Basically, make a statement that might or might not apply to the next poster, and then next poster says if that applies to them or not. Then, they post a new thing for the next poster to answer!
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The next poster likes to draw.

What's your reaction?

• one person inserts something into the vending machine (ex: "I insert a leather jacket")
  
• the person below you tells you what comes out of the machine as a result (ex: "you get a pair of sunglasses") and then inserts something of their own
  
• and so on, and so forth
  

Make a wish. Next poster grants it three ways via the Three Genies:

• Benevolent Genie: Gives you the best possible interpretation of what you asked for
  
• Literal Genie: Gives you the most precisely literal possible interpretation of what you asked for
  
• Jackass Genie: Gives you the worst possible interpretation of what you asked for
  

Exactly what it says on the tin. If you get ninja'd, you have to start over.

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Note from mods: For the avoidance of doubt, you do not have to start over upon reaching 100.

Attempting to include quote marks or apostrophes in your sig throws a 403. Don't do that.

EDIT: Nevermind, it's been fixed.

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Pretty self-explanatory. You ask the user that posted before you a question. It could be anything, as long as it is appropriate.

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