Based on this twitter account. Make up a guy with a weird trait to them. If you happen to share one of these traits, you have been blipped and you must respond to the post saying "I've been blipped." These traits must be uncommon and nearly unnoticeable.

A good example of one is, "guy who thinks smoking weed will turn him into a mantis shrimp".

ITT we post three characters of our choosing. The below poster chooses which ones to kiss, marry, or kill. Then they post their characters and yada yada. I'll start:

Mario, Luigi, Wario

Basically, make a statement that might or might not apply to the next poster, and then next poster says if that applies to them or not. Then, they post a new thing for the next poster to answer!
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The next poster likes to draw.

What's your reaction?

• one person inserts something into the vending machine (ex: "I insert a leather jacket")
  
• the person below you tells you what comes out of the machine as a result (ex: "you get a pair of sunglasses") and then inserts something of their own
  
• and so on, and so forth
  

Make a wish. Next poster grants it three ways via the Three Genies:

• Benevolent Genie: Gives you the best possible interpretation of what you asked for
  
• Literal Genie: Gives you the most precisely literal possible interpretation of what you asked for
  
• Jackass Genie: Gives you the worst possible interpretation of what you asked for
  

Exactly what it says on the tin. If you get ninja'd, you have to start over.

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Note from mods: For the avoidance of doubt, you do not have to start over upon reaching 100.

Attempting to include quote marks or apostrophes in your sig throws a 403. Don't do that.

EDIT: Nevermind, it's been fixed.

first

Pretty self-explanatory. You ask the user that posted before you a question. It could be anything, as long as it is appropriate.

@awe: no who is this joe

HELL YEAH TROUBEDOUR GANG BAYBEEEEEEEE