In this game, you are killed in a gruesome/hilarious way by a situation or thing that the above poster mentions. Then, you suggest something that kills the next poster.

To begin this game... The next poster is reading this very thread.

Name three things you have in common with the person who posts below you, and three things you don't.

Obviously you can't name them until someone actually does post below you, so just post anything and edit your answers into the post once there's a post below yours.

@Guma:
In common:
We both have made music for RPs
We both have SoundCloud accounts
We both have unique one-word names

Differences:
You're not in TTS while I'm not in murdergames
I'm not a backup mod
I'm over 18

Name a thing (anything!), and the above poster will edit their post to tell you their opinion on it.

(Down) I love them! Maybe it's a little basic if they're my favourite band of all time, but I don't care, they're great.

Pitch ideas that would make hilariously terrible forum games. Don't overdo it on shock value, we don't want to go too far.

Give the above poster a compliment of some kind on anything about them that you like!

Be genuine, no backhanded compliments. If you don't want to compliment the person above, don't post.

You are all in charge of building a large skyscraper... one floor at a time! The gist of this game is this: You construct one floor per post. Anything can be on the floor, no matter how unrealistic. The only rule, of course, is that you can't destroy the skyscraper. 

Floor 1: The main lobby of the Trouble Cube Skyscraper, this floor is where the main reception area is. This floor contains the main elevator of the Trouble Cube Skyscraper used to access all of its floors. This floor also contains maps for said floors. Visitors that visit the Trouble Cube Skyscraper WILL need those maps...

Devil's Hands, Texas. It was a ghost town where nobody dared venture. But right next to it.... was a Walmart.

A group of trained mercenaries known as the Greasemonkeys, 50 years ago, built the store as a cover for their battle arena. Even today, this store is still in use, and people still fight in it. The local hillbillies have termed it...

WARMART

Alright, so this is a bit different from the other R Ps going on. Here's how it plays: You grab whatever from the store, then you use it to fight someone, or defend against someone, or whatever. Yeah, that's pretty much it. Roleplaying is encouraged, but this is an isolated thread not tied to any existing universe, and it's more like a combat arena.

Rules are:
1: Don't be a dick. That should be self-explanatory.
2: Only use stuff you could be reasonably expected to find in a Walmart. Magic is allowed, so long as it has an explanation.


That good? Good. Let's start this thang.

A young twenty-something is spending way too long in the video game section. They're treating it like a life-changing decision. Yeah, what's up with that?

Based on this twitter account. Make up a guy with a weird trait to them. If you happen to share one of these traits, you have been blipped and you must respond to the post saying "I've been blipped." These traits must be uncommon and nearly unnoticeable.

A good example of one is, "guy who thinks smoking weed will turn him into a mantis shrimp".

ITT we post three characters of our choosing. The below poster chooses which ones to kiss, marry, or kill. Then they post their characters and yada yada. I'll start:

Mario, Luigi, Wario