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The Magical Vending Machine - KungFuCutbug - 01-21-2021
welcome to the Magical Vending Machine, where you can insert anything your mind can dream of!
the rules for this game are simple:
- one person inserts something into the vending machine (ex: "I insert a leather jacket")
- the person below you tells you what comes out of the machine as a result (ex: "you get a pair of sunglasses") and then inserts something of their own
- and so on, and so forth
I insert a sewing needle
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - awe921 - 01-21-2021
you get a cookie box. unfortunately, it is full of sewing tools.
i insert a heavily compressed picture of Charles Barkley (https://imgur.com/a/mrL5Bm6)
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - Despair's Archon of Memes - 01-21-2021
You get an action figure of Nyquill Codone.
I insert an egg.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - Caret - 01-21-2021
You get an assortment of animals that hatch from eggs.
I insert an smartphone.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - wingedcatgirl - 01-21-2021
You get an entire living, breathing, sapient Siri.
We insert... one potato!
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - madface7 - 01-21-2021
You get a HOT potato! Ouch, pass it to someone else!
I insert a wrench from Team Fortress 2
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - SmilyCube112 - 01-21-2021
Out comes an enemy sentry that guns you down.
I insert an orcarina.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - MadeOfMilk - 01-21-2021
You get a horse. Only if you play a certain song, though
I insert time travel meth
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - Kennifer - 01-22-2021
You get a version of Walter White from 20 years ago.
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I insert a small baggie of catnip.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - Despair's Archon of Memes - 01-22-2021
You get Dusty. Aww...
I insert one bottle of vodka.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - KungFuCutbug - 01-22-2021
you get four flasks of whiskey
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I insert a microphone
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - PointMaid - 01-22-2021
You get a song!
I insert a pair of glasses.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - Kennifer - 01-22-2021
You get... omg is that an EYEBALL ew why.
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I insert a chunk of amethyst.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - SmilyCube112 - 01-22-2021
Out comes a polymorphic sentient rock, which is a Quartz.
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I inset an arrow.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - artsyGeek - 01-22-2021
You get an archery bow.
I inserted a bowtie.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - PointMaid - 01-22-2021
You receive a tuxedo. Sharp!
I insert a 20-sided die
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - madface7 - 01-22-2021
You roll a 1, and the machine explodes.
Shit, the machine's gone! I order a new one on Amazon.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - Guma - 01-22-2021
You receive HOBaRT, everyone's favorite mixer.
I insert custard and pie.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - Despair's Archon of Memes - 01-22-2021
TM Custard pops out of the slot, along with a newly resurrected Princess Peach.
I insert a pencil.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - PointMaid - 01-22-2021
You receive sheets of graphene and tiny rolls of carbon nanotubes.
I insert a computer chip.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - moefoxes - 01-23-2021
You get some computer dip. Whatever that is...
I insert a tape roll.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - KungFuCutbug - 01-23-2021
you get a duck! ...with duct tape over its bill? what the fuck?
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I insert an old boot
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - Kennifer - 01-23-2021
You get all the random single socks you've lost in the laundry. Score?
I insert a pair of earbuds.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - wingedcatgirl - 01-23-2021
You get a pair of ear headphones! Neato! ... they're totally broken! Less neato!
I insert a meow. That is, I literally meow into the coin slot.
RE: The Magical Vending Machine - Despair's Archon of Memes - 01-24-2021
The vending machine barks at you... for some reason.
I insert a car battery.