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[Despair's Archon of Memes]

In this game, you are killed in a gruesome/hilarious way by a situation or thing that the above poster mentions. Then, you suggest something that kills the next poster.

To begin this game... The next poster is reading this very thread.

[PowerStroke6001]

I die instantly the moment the thread crashes.

TNP is watching Netflix.

[madface7]

I die because of the absolute cringe of Netflix adaptations.

TNP is taking a piss.

[Mackie]

I die when my upstairs neighbor's bathtub falls through the ceiling.

TNP is eating fast food.

[PowerStroke6001]

I become so fat I fall through the floor.

TNP is investigating a murder.

[Huney]

It turns out the killer was the victim all along!!!
... don't think about it.

anyway they stab me to death.

TNP is at a fighting game tournament.

[TalesofUnder]

Liu Kang uses his Final Smash and Shoryukens my head off... or something like that.

TNP is visiting Waffle House.

[MadeOfMilk]

I get beat up for being a filthy Northerner. Yes, even though there's a few Waffle House locations in my city, which is not in the South.

TNP is baking a cake.

[PowerStroke6001]

The oven breathes fire the moment I get the cake out.

TNP is cleaning the house.

[moefoxes]

I find a black widow spider and I die.

TNP is mining.

[madface7]

Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up, total shock fills your body

Oh no it's him again, I could never forget those eyes eyes eyes (eyes eyes eyes eyes)

'CAUSE BABY TONIIIIIIIGHT! Creeper's tryna steal our stuff agaiiiiiin~

...It blows up and I die.

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TNP is eating at KFC.

[KungFuCutbug]

I choke on a biscuit and die... wait, why was I eating biscuits in the first place? they're not gluten-free! eh, whatever

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TNP is peacefully taking a nap

[PowerStroke6001]

A literal sleep paralysis demon suffocates me.

TNP is thinking of what to eat.

[MadeOfMilk]

It takes me so long to decide that by the time I actually make my decision I've already starved to death.

TNP is unclogging a drain.

[madface7]

I find the secret warp zone while working on the drain and I get burned to death by King Koopa's fire breath.

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TNP is wearing a cowboy hat.

[moefoxes]

The hat has a parasite in it that slowly eats me alive.

TNP is shoplifting.

[PowerStroke6001]

I'm literally lifting the shop, but it crushes me because of I overexerted myself.

TNP is fixing their router.

[MadeOfMilk]

A power surge electrocutes me, but hey at least the router's fixed.

TNP is sewing something.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

The sewing machine stabs my hand and pulls me through, stabbing me down my arm and going through my back, eventually stabbing me right in my heart.

TNP is playing with their model train set.

[Dookie]

The I Like Trains kid comes and runs me over.

TNP is on a beach.

[PowerStroke6001]

The kids bury me up to my neck and leave me for the rising tide.

TNP is playing in the rain.

[madface7]

I'm Playing in the rain. I cannot handle turning into Playing's physical form. His Joe Biden emoji spam causes my body to slowly melt and die.

TNP is hugging their best friend.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

My best friend hugs me too tightly, breaking my ribs with one of them piercing my heart.

TNP is playing on a see-saw.

[PowerStroke6001]

The person on the other end's so fat they launch me into space.

TNP is cloning themselves.

[Superjohn 2.0]

The clone kills me and himself before we start the Superjohn clone saga.


TNP is jogging in a park at night.