Step 1

[Dookie]

To play Step 1, you need to start a round. Each round consists of 13 posts. The first person will say something along the lines of:
Step 1: *Insert here*
Then, person two will say:
Step 2: *insert here*]
This goes on until person 13, where then they finish by saying the same thing, but also adding what the instructions were in the first place. They do not begin the next round.
A typical round will go like this:
Step 1: Take a bath.
Step 2: Make your cat take a bath.
Step 3: watch 9 hours of vines.
Step 4: Go outside naked.
Step 5: Should anyone be outside, Spit on them.
Step 6: run around screaming, “ME, AND YOU, AND ZOOBOOMAFOO!!!”
Step 7: Do this until you get arrested. If it goes an hour without you getting arrested, go into somebody's house. With a gun.
Step 8: Pinch the cop in the neck during your ride to prison.
Step 9: Scream out various four letter words in the car.
Step 10: when you get to prison, spit on the nearest person.
Step 11: rethink your life up to this point.
Step 12: realize that it all went horribly wrong.
Step 13: Do the Cha Cha Swing for the rest of your time in prison. Do not get out of jail free, do not pass go. “How To Get On The News."

Step 1: Eat shit

[Guma]

Step 2: Shit out the shit to create double shit.

[moefoxes]

Step 3: Pretend to be an egirl online and sell your gamer girl double shit

[wingedcatgirl]

Step 4: Realize you have a problem and go to therapy for your debilitating coprophagia.

[MadeOfMilk]

Step 5: Work up the courage to admit to your therapist that you have crippling coprophagia.

[Dookie]

Step 6: Kill your therapist and hide the body at a McDonalds.

[wingedcatgirl]

Step 7: Get arrested

[PointMaid]

Step 8: Dig an escape tunnel in your jail cell.

[a-boy-playing-with-rubiks]

Step 9: Sell the plastic spoon you used on-line.

[artsyGeek]

Step 10: Profit out of the money you made from selling the spoon.

[MadeOfMilk]

Step 11: Use it to move to Guam

[Mackie]

Step 12: Realize you don't speak Chamorro and spend your life's savings trying to learn the language.

[wingedcatgirl]

Step 13: Spontaneously drop dead of a heart attack.

And that was "How to eat shit and die".

[Zanreo]

Step 1. Buy a new game

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Step 2: Play said game.

[AyyBee121]

Step 3: Rage quit, regardless of how hard the game actually is

[a-boy-playing-with-rubiks]

Step 4: Throw your controller in a rage.

[MadeOfMilk]

Step 5: Great, you just broke your sliding glass door. That shit was expensive.

[Billy5545]

Step 6: Buy a new sliding glass door instead

[Dookie]

Step 7: Break it, too.

[MadeOfMilk]

Step 8: Give up and cover the door with tarp

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Step 9: Make sure you nail down the tarp so it doesn't get taken by the wind

[a-boy-playing-with-rubiks]

Step 10: Cover your house in tarp.

[wingedcatgirl]

Step 11: Cover the tarp in oil.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Step 12: Wait for it to rain.