Step 1

[Zanreo]

Step 6: Upgrade it to Ultrajail

[NebulaChimera2211]

Step 7: Sacrifice your entire gang to a demon.

[Caret]

Step 8: Use your new demon friends to steal from locked displays at Walmart.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Step 9: Use the stolen goods to start off a huge video game collection.

[LavenderDream]

Step 10: Use the video game collection to attract gamers.

[Superjohn 2.0]

Step 11: make them sell their souls to you.

[Zanreo]

Step 11: Sell the souls to demons for lots of money

[Whistle]

Step 13: Remove the number 12 from the list of numbers entirely. Now your soul is free!

That was "How to find yourself in Hell."

[Florien]

Step One: Have Zero Radishes. If you do not have zero radishes, run out of them so that you have zero.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Step 2: Destroy any radish garden you see.

[Zanreo]

Step 3: Then plant carrots everywhere

[Superjohn 2.0]

Step 4: kill all the rabbits in your area.

[Caret]

Step 5: Use the carrots and rabbit caucuses to open a rabbit soup kitchen.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Step 6: Expand the franchise by opening up rabbit soup kitchens in the state.

[Whistle]

Step 7: Poison the soup supply.

[wingedcatgirl]

Step 8: Sell clothes at your soup store, for the memes.

[Zanreo]

Step 9: And then, sell memes at your clothing store, for the soup.

[Florien]

Step 10: Remember the soup got poisoned in step 7, and serve it to your worst enemies, poisoning all of them.

[wingedcatgirl]

Step 11: Accidentally eat your own poisoned soup and die because you forgot that you are your own worst enemy.

[NebulaChimera2211]

Step 12: Come back from the dead because you were wearing a magical amulet.

[Whistle]

Step 13: Become soup.

This was "How to fulfill your dreams."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Step 1: Buy a garden hose

[Superjohn 2.0]

Step 2: spray your bird poop infested car.

[josh6243]

Step 3: The car comes to life and beats the tar out of you.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Step 4: See if my insurance covers my car beating me up