Step 1

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Step 13: Take Shelter.

Step 1: Do a little dance

[Superjohn 2.0]

Step 2: make a little love.

[a-boy-playing-with-rubiks]

Step 3: Wash the sin away.

[Dookie]

Step 4: Wash your hands.

[Florien]

Step 5: Wash your hands metaphorically of all the blood you spilled in your long career as an international terrorist.

[wingedcatgirl]

Step 6: Wash your hands literally again, just to be sure.

[Whistle]

Step 7: Shower the blood off of you.

[Superjohn 2.0]

Step 8: cry yourself to sleep.

[Zanreo]

Step 9. Have horrible dreams

[JKBenbot]

13. Fly to New York City

“How to move to New York.”

[wingedcatgirl]

That's not how the game works, Ben.

[Guma]

Well, I'll just

Step 10: Use Dream Eater to, er, eat those dreams up.

[Dookie]

Step 11: Get good dreams, like flying to New York City.

[a-boy-playing-with-rubiks]

Step 12: Forget to land.

[wingedcatgirl]

Step 13: After seven days of non-stop flight, finally arrive on the moon.

And that was "How to dance your way into space."

[Caret]

Step 1: Open your web browser.

[Dookie]

Step 2: Go to Troublecube.net

[KungFuCutbug]

step 3: make an account for the Trouble Cube

[Superjohn 2.0]

Step 4: make friends.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Step 5: See if friends have any connections to NASA

[Guma]

6. Get on that tinfoil hat, because it's time to accuse all your friends to be aliens!

[wingedcatgirl]

7. Wonder in awe as a literal-minded friend responds to this by gushing about the ADHD Alien comics.

[JKBenbot]

8. Unmask said friend as a alien

[Zanreo]

9. also unmask YOURSELF as an alien

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

10: Phone your home planet to begin the conquest of Earth.