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Step 1 - Dookie - 01-29-2021
To play Step 1, you need to start a round. Each round consists of 13 posts. The first person will say something along the lines of:
Step 1: *Insert here*
Then, person two will say:
Step 2: *insert here*]
This goes on until person 13, where then they finish by saying the same thing, but also adding what the instructions were in the first place. They do not begin the next round.
A typical round will go like this:
Step 1: Take a bath.
Step 2: Make your cat take a bath.
Step 3: watch 9 hours of vines.
Step 4: Go outside naked.
Step 5: Should anyone be outside, Spit on them.
Step 6: run around screaming, “ME, AND YOU, AND ZOOBOOMAFOO!!!”
Step 7: Do this until you get arrested. If it goes an hour without you getting arrested, go into somebody's house. With a gun.
Step 8: Pinch the cop in the neck during your ride to prison.
Step 9: Scream out various four letter words in the car.
Step 10: when you get to prison, spit on the nearest person.
Step 11: rethink your life up to this point.
Step 12: realize that it all went horribly wrong.
Step 13: Do the Cha Cha Swing for the rest of your time in prison. Do not get out of jail free, do not pass go. “How To Get On The News."
Step 1: Eat shit
RE: Step 1 - Guma - 01-29-2021
Step 2: Shit out the shit to create double shit.
RE: Step 1 - moefoxes - 01-29-2021
Step 3: Pretend to be an egirl online and sell your gamer girl double shit
RE: Step 1 - wingedcatgirl - 01-29-2021
Step 4: Realize you have a problem and go to therapy for your debilitating coprophagia.
RE: Step 1 - MadeOfMilk - 01-30-2021
Step 5: Work up the courage to admit to your therapist that you have crippling coprophagia.
RE: Step 1 - Dookie - 01-30-2021
Step 6: Kill your therapist and hide the body at a McDonalds.
RE: Step 1 - wingedcatgirl - 01-30-2021
Step 7: Get arrested
RE: Step 1 - PointMaid - 01-30-2021
Step 8: Dig an escape tunnel in your jail cell.
RE: Step 1 - a-boy-playing-with-rubiks - 01-30-2021
Step 9: Sell the plastic spoon you used on-line.
RE: Step 1 - artsyGeek - 01-31-2021
Step 10: Profit out of the money you made from selling the spoon.
RE: Step 1 - MadeOfMilk - 01-31-2021
Step 11: Use it to move to Guam
RE: Step 1 - Mackie - 01-31-2021
Step 12: Realize you don't speak Chamorro and spend your life's savings trying to learn the language.
RE: Step 1 - wingedcatgirl - 01-31-2021
Step 13: Spontaneously drop dead of a heart attack.
And that was "How to eat shit and die".
RE: Step 1 - Zanreo - 01-31-2021
Step 1. Buy a new game
RE: Step 1 - Despair's Archon of Memes - 01-31-2021
Step 2: Play said game.
RE: Step 1 - AyyBee121 - 01-31-2021
Step 3: Rage quit, regardless of how hard the game actually is
RE: Step 1 - a-boy-playing-with-rubiks - 01-31-2021
Step 4: Throw your controller in a rage.
RE: Step 1 - MadeOfMilk - 02-01-2021
Step 5: Great, you just broke your sliding glass door. That shit was expensive.
RE: Step 1 - Billy5545 - 02-01-2021
Step 6: Buy a new sliding glass door instead
RE: Step 1 - Dookie - 02-01-2021
Step 7: Break it, too.
RE: Step 1 - MadeOfMilk - 02-02-2021
Step 8: Give up and cover the door with tarp
RE: Step 1 - Mr. Lee Hammer - 02-02-2021
Step 9: Make sure you nail down the tarp so it doesn't get taken by the wind
RE: Step 1 - a-boy-playing-with-rubiks - 02-21-2021
Step 10: Cover your house in tarp.
RE: Step 1 - wingedcatgirl - 02-21-2021
Step 11: Cover the tarp in oil.
RE: Step 1 - Despair's Archon of Memes - 02-21-2021
Step 12: Wait for it to rain.