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I guess if we're collecting a big list I can nominate Vivi& Elakha (plural they/them, safe)
(Civilian-V timeline if anyone cares which probably nobody even knows what I mean when I say that. "That one's not the Murderverse" is probably the only actually relevant info.)
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The nomination period is closed.
Now, it's event time. Before you submit any events, please make sure to read the relevant sections of the rules very, VERY carefully.
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03-11-2021, 05:23:34 AM
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This week in XIV, I've been grinding the Bozjan Southern Front. Lost Death is more useful in the actual game than I'm making it look here, but I think we all know what's funnier... - (Player1) (casts/casts/casts/casts/cast1) Lost Death. It has no effect on (Player2).
- (Player1) (casts/casts/casts/casts/cast1) Lost Death. It has no effect on (Player2), who (turns/turns/turns/turns/turn2) around and (kills/kills/kills/kills/kill2) (Player1) with (a/a/a/a/some2) normal-ass (weapon/weapon/weapon/weapon/weapons2). (Player2 kills Player1)
- (Player1) (readies/readies/readies/readies/ready1) Lost Death. (Player2) (casts/casts/casts/casts/cast2) Lost Reflect. (Player1) (casts/casts/casts/casts/cast1) Lost Death. (Player1) (has/has/has/has/have1) been sentenced to death! (Player2 kills Player1)
- (Player1) (readies/readies/readies/readies/ready1) Lost Death. (Player2) (attacks/attacks/attacks/attacks/attack2) (Player1). Critical direct hit! (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) killed. (Player2 kills Player1)
- (Player1) (readies/readies/readies/readies/ready1) Lost Death. (Player1) (cancels/cancels/cancels/cancels/cancel1) Lost Death. (Player1) (readies/readies/readies/readies/ready1) Lost Death. (Player1) (cancels/cancels/cancels/cancels/cancel1) Lost Death. (Player1) (readies/readies/readies/readies/ready1) Lost Death. (Player1) (cancels/cancels/cancels/cancels/cancel1) Lost Death. (Player2) (gets/gets/gets/gets/get2) sick of this and (pushes/pushes/pushes/pushes/push2) (Player1) off a cliff. (Player2 kills Player1)
- (Player1) (casts/casts/casts/casts/cast1) Lost Death. (Player2) (is/is/is/is/are2) sentenced to death! (Player1 kills Player2)
- (Player1) (casts/casts/casts/casts/cast1) Lost Protect on [typeD1] and (Player2). (Player2) (casts/casts/casts/casts/cast2) Lost Shell on [typeD2] and (Player1).
Think I got all this code right. Haven't really messed with HGS events before.
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Events!- (Player1) and (Player2) argue over whether Android or Apple is better.
- (Player1) and (Player2) suddenly gain the ability to hear each other's thoughts.
- As (Player1) (dies/dies/dies/dies/die1), (Player2) (wishes/wishes/wishes/wishes/wish2) [typeC1] better luck in [typeC1] next season. (FATAL, P1 dies naturally)
- (Player1) (attempts/attempts/attempts/attempts/attempt1) to talk to (Player2) without using the letter E. [TypeA1] (succeeds/succeeds/succeed/succeeds/succeed1).
- (Player1) (attempts/attempts/attempts/attempts/attempt1) to talk to (Player2) without using the letter E. [TypeA1] (fails/fails/fail/fails/fail1).
- (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) about to kill (Player2), but [typeA1] (comes/comes/come/comes/come1) to [typeC1] senses at the last minute and (breaks/breaks/break/breaks/break1) down, begging (Player2) not to tell anyone.
- (Player1) (starts/starts/starts/starts/start1) a petition to make (Player2)/(Player3) canon. (Player2) and (Player3) kill [typeB1] for it. (BLACKLISTED + FATAL, P2 and P3 kill P1)
- (Player1) (confesses/confesses/confesses/confesses/confess1) to (Player2) that [typeA1] (has/has/have/has/have1) a crush on (Player3). (Player2) (agrees/agrees/agrees/agrees/agree2) to help them get together. (BLACKLISTED)
- (Player1) (confesses/confesses/confesses/confesses/confess1) to (Player2) that [typeA1] (has/has/have/has/have1) a crush on (Player3). (Player2) (tells/tells/tells/tells/tell2) [typeB1] that (Player3) (is/is/is/is/are3) not the right (person/person/person/person/people3) for [typeB1] and that [typeA1] should move on. (BLACKLISTED)
- (Player1) (confesses/confesses/confesses/confesses/confess1) to (Player2) that [typeA1] (has/has/have/has/have1) a crush on (Player3). (Player2), who (is/is/is/is/are2) also crushing on (Player1), (kills/kills/kills/kills/kill2) (Player3) in retaliation. (BLACKLISTED + FATAL, P2 kills P1)
- Upon observing the latest fatal event, (Player1) (thinks/thinks/thinks/thinks/think1) to [typeD1] 'wow, that was a dumb way to die.'
- (Player1) desperately (tries/tries/tries/tries/try1) to hide [typeC1] crush on (Player2). (BLACKLISTED)
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03-11-2021, 11:22:22 AM
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Alright, so, events. Most of these are my old events from the HGS sim (which I plan to gradually import to here), and some are events I've kept for the new sim because of character limits or death count issues. Think there should be 50 in total here?
events- Upon seeing a floating apple being eaten, (Player1) (throws/throws/throws/throws/throw1) a knife in its direction. It hits the invisible (Player2), making [typeB2] bleed, and [typeA2] throws the knife back in (Player1)'s direction, hitting the wall behind [typeB1], before running away. (non-fatal) (Invisible Detective Akira)
- After killing (Player1), (Player2) instantly regrets it and kills [typeD1]. (P2 kills P1 and dies, do not count as a kill of P2)
- As (Player1) (stands/stands/stands/stands/stand1) there gloating after having fatally wounded (Player2), (Player2) (uses/uses/uses/uses/use2) the last of [typeC2] strength to kill (Player1) before dying. (P1 kills P2 and P2 kills P1)
- (Player1) Naruto (runs/runs/runs/runs/run1) down a tall building, (throws/throws/throws/throws/throw1) a bunch of lightning-infused knives around (Player2) making lightning strike [typeB2], and finishes [typeB2] off with (a knife slash/a knife slash/a knife slash/a knife slash/knife slashes1) (Yakuza: Like a Dragon)
- (Player1) (throws/throws/throws/throws/throw1) (Player2) in the trash where [typeA2] belongs.
- Upon being killed by (Player1), (Player2) dramatically (screams/screams/screams/screams/scream1) "You killed me!" (Player1) simply replies "Good". (Zelda: Wand of Gamelon)
- (Player1) (makes/makes/makes/makes/make1) a crossover of (Player2) and (Player3)'s source materials.
- (Player1) and (Player2) get into a ship war regarding whether (Player3) would be a better match with (Player4) or (Player5). (blacklisted)
- (Player1) (kills/kills/kills/kills/kill1) [typeD1] in deep regret over what [typeA1] did earlier.
- (Player1) (grabs/grabs/grabs/grabs/grab1) (Player2) by the legs and (swings/swings/swings/swings/swing1) [typeB2] to hit (Player3).
- (Player1) (gets/gets/gets/gets/get1) nerfed for being too OP.
- (Player1) (gets/gets/gets/gets/get1) buffed for being too weak.
- (Player1) (falls/falls/falls/falls/fall1) through the floor due to a glitch. [TypeA1] is never seen again. (fatal)
- (Player1) (opens/opens/opens/opens/open1) a link from (Player2), only to be rickrolled.
- (Player1) (attacks/attacks/attacks/attacks/attack1) (Player2)'s weak (point/point/point/point/points2) for massive damage. (Fatal) (Giant Enemy Crab meme)
- (Player1) (kills/kills/kills/kills/kill1) (Player2) so hard [typeA2] (dies/dies/dies/dies/die2) to death.
- (Player1) (cosplays/cosplays/cosplays/cosplays/cosplay1) as (Player2).
- (Player1) (catches/catches/catches/catches/catch1) (Player2) swearing and tells [typeB2] to watch [typeC2] fucking language.
- (Player1) (runs/runs/runs/runs/run1) backwards away from the cornucopia. (Bloodbath only for this and the two other "gets away from cornucopia" events)
- (Player1) (rolls/rolls/rolls/rolls/roll1) away from the cornucopia.
- (Player1) (cartwheels/cartwheels/cartwheels/cartwheels/cartwheels1) away from the cornucopia.
- (Player1) (buys/buys/buys/buys/buy1) snacks from a vending machine and the bag gets stuck. [TypeA1] (tries/tries/tries/tries/try1) sticking [typeC1] (arm/arm/arm/arms1) into the slot to get the snack. (from an alignment meme chart)
- (Player1) (buys/buys/buys/buys/buy1) snacks from a vending machine and the bag gets stuck. [TypeA1] kicks and punches the glass.
- (Player1) (buys/buys/buys/buys/buy1) snacks from a vending machine and the bag gets stuck. [TypeA1] (asks/asks/asks/asks/ask1) (Player2) for help.
- (Player1) (buys/buys/buys/buys/buy1) snacks from a vending machine and the bag gets stuck. [TypeA1] (sticks/sticks/stick/sticks/stick1) [typeB1] arm into the slot, (shakes/shakes/shake/shakes/shake1) the machine, (punches/punches/punch/punches/punch1) and (kicks/kicks/kick/kicks/kick1) it, and then (asks/asks/ask/asks/ask1) (Player2) for help.
- (Player1) (pops/pops/pops/pops/pop1) out of the trash can [typeA1] (was/was/were/was/were1) hiding in to challenge (Player2) to a fight. (Yakuza Kiwami)
- (Player1) (sneaks/sneaks/sneaks/sneaks/sneak1) up behind (Player2) to challenge [typeB2] to a fight. (Yakuza Kiwami)
- (Player1) (shoves/shoves/shoves/shoves/shove1) (a stop sign/a stop sign/a stop sign/a stop sign/stop signs1) in (Player2)'s face.
- (Player1) is worried (Player2) is a bad influence on (Player3).
- (Player1) and (Player2) make a bet regarding who can get the most kills.
- (Player1) (regrets/regrets/regrets/regrets/regret1) nothing.
- (Player1) (breaks/breaks/breaks/breaks/break1) down crying at the grave of the latest tribute to die.
- (Player1) (eats/eats/eats/eats/eat1) an entire tree out of desperate hunger.
- (Player1) (warns/warns/warns/warns/warn1) (Player2) that (Player3) (is/is/is/is/are3) plotting to kill [typeB2].
- After beating (Player1) in a fight, (Player2) (says/says/says/says/say2) "your attacks are very commendable... for a kid. Hahaha now you have been burned!" (this and the 2 below from this
- After beating (Player1) in a fight, (Player2) (tells/tells/tells/tells/tell1) (Player1) [typeC1] fighting was so weak [typeA2] had time to vacuum.
- After beating (Player1) in a fight, (Player2) (tells/tells/tells/tells/tell1) [typeB1] that [typeC1] moves are just (Player2)'s moves done by a revolting amateur.
- (Player1) (takes/takes/takes/takes/take1) pictures of the above event and (gets/gets/gets/gets/get1) inspiration for a new attack. (Yakuza)
- (Player1) (takes/takes/takes/takes/take1) pictures of the below event and (gets/gets/gets/gets/get1) inspiration for a new attack.
- As (Player1) (swings a sword/swings a sword/swings a sword/swings a sword/swing swords1) at (Player2), (Player2) grabs (it/it/it/it/them1) with [typeC2] teeth, kicks (Player1) away and throws the (sword/sword/sword/sword/swords1) at [typeB1]. (Fatal) (Yakuza 0)
- (Player1) (checks/checks/checks/checks/check1) out the enclosed instruction book. (Hotel Mario)
- (Player1) (leaps/leaps/leaps/leaps/leap1) at (Player2) to hug [typeB2], knocking [typeB2] over.
- (Player1) (teaches/teaches/teaches/teaches/teach1) (Player2) to swear in [typeC1] native language.
- (Player1) (eats/eats/eats/eats/eat1) a cake that's been in the oven for 4.5 years. (also Feast) (from a Paper Mario video)
- (Player1) (hits/hits/hits/hits/hit1) (Player2) with [typeC1] health (bar/bar/bar/bar/bars1). (non-fatal)
- (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), (Player5) and (Player6) have a water fight.
- (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), (Player5) and (Player6) ride bumper cars.
- (Player1) (does/does/does/does/do1) an impression of (Player2). (Player2) (finds/finds/finds/finds/find2) it hilarious.
- (Player1) (does/does/does/does/do1) an impression of (Player2). (Player2) (finds/finds/finds/finds/find2) it insulting and (kills/kills/kills/kills/kill2) [typeB1].
- (Player1) (decorates/decorates/decorates/decorates/decorate1) [typeC1] (camp/camp/camp/camp/camps1) with (Player2) merchandise.
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03-11-2021, 12:09:01 PM
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Grizzy and the Lemmings EventsBear Countdown
- (Player1) (finds/finds/finds/finds/find1) a magic stopwatch capable of stopping time.
In the Service of his Majesty
- (Player1) (discovers/discovers/discovers/discovers/discover1) a staff that fires a beam that hit (Player2), (Player3) and (Player4), turning them into (Player1)'s servants.
A Sizeable Problem
- (Player1) (finds/finds/finds/finds/find1) strange tree that causes those who eat it to grow or shrink.
The Bear Who Laid Golden Eggs
- (Player1) and (Player2) use a slot machine that gives off prizes in eggs to obtain what they want.
Carried Away Bear
- (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) attempt to steal (Player5)'s chocolate spread using a drone.
Beastly Genie
- (Player1) (finds/finds/finds/finds/find1) a jar with a genie that resembles [typeB1], which can grant [typeA1] wishes.
Make Peace Not War
- (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) zap (Player4) with a device that prevents [typeB4] from attacking.
- Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) zap (Player4) with a device that prevents [typeB4] from attacking. [TypeA4] later reverses the effect.
Disguised Reality
- (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) play with camera filters on a mobile app.
- (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), and (Player5) have their faces changed into moose faces by a device.
Never Judge a Bear by its Cover
- (Player1) (finds/finds/finds/finds/find1) a ring that allows [typeB1] to transform into various things. [TypeA1] (uses/uses/uses/uses/use1) it to transform into (a partridge/a partridge/a partridge/a partridge/partridges1) and spy on other tributes.
- (Player1) (uses/uses/uses/uses/use1) a ring to transform (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), and (Player5) into objects. (fatal)
Flying Bear
- (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) get small devices that allow any objects attached to it to float from a passing vehicle.
Rainbow Moose
- (Player1) (finds/finds/finds/finds/find1) a moose-unicorn hybrid that can walk on rainbows. [typeA1] tries to attract it using sweets.
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Events* (Player1) (teaches/teaches/teaches/teaches/teach1) (Player2) & (Player3) how to say swear words.
* (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) petition for the baby spinoff of HGS.
* (Player1) (turns/turns/turns/turns/turn1) the internet off. (Player2) (gets/gets/gets/gets/get1) mad and (kills/kills/kills/kills/kill1) (Player1).
* (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) join the Gucci Gang.
* (Player1) (gets/gets/gets/gets/get1) dancing lessons from (Player2)
* (Player1) (is/are) awarded a sniper rifle. (He/She/They) successfully snipe (Player2) and (Player3).
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
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TVT OG Events (17)TVT Reboot Events (17)TC Originals (16)- (Player1) (skins/skins/skins/skins/skin1) (Player2), (rolls/rolls/rolls/rolls/rolls1) [typeB2] in sand and salt, (leaves/leaves/leaves/leaves/leave1) [typeB2] for the buzzards in a desert under lemon water rain, (bakes/bakes/bakes/bakes/bake1) [typeB2] at 350 degrees Fahrenheit for 15 minutes, and (garnishes/garnishes/garnishes/garnishes/garnish1) [typeB2] with parsley.
- (Player1) (was/was/was/was/were1) about to slice (Player2) with (a sword/a sword/a sword/a sword/swords1) when (Player3) (jumps/jumps/jumps/jumps/jump3) in front of [typeB2]. (Player3) (freezes/freezes/freezes/freezes/freeze1) just before (Player1) (strikes/strikes/strikes/strikes/strike1), but (Player2) (hugs/hugs/hugs/hugs/hug2) [typeB3] to thaw [typeC3] frozen (heart/heart/heart/heart/hearts3). (Frozen (2013)) (not blacklisted since it was familial love that thawed out Anna)
- (Player1) (teaches/teaches/teaches/teaches/teach1) (Player2) and (Player3) how to paint self-portraits. (Player2) (makes/makes/makes/makes/make2) (an anime version/an anime version/an anime version/an anime version/anime versions2) of [typeD2], to (Player1)'s shock and (Player3)'s disappointment.
- (Player1) (asks/asks/asks/asks/ask1) (Player2), "will you love (me/me/me/me/us1) forever?" (Player2) (says/says/says/says/say2) no. (Player1) (runs/runs/runs/runs/runs1) away crying but (gets/gets/gets/gets/get1) run over by a truck. (Player2) then (whispers/whispers/whispers/whispers/whisper2) to [typeC1] (corpse/corpse/corpse/corpse/corpses1), "(I/I/I/I/We2) meant to say '(I/I/I/I/we2) will love you 5ever.'" (blacklisted)
- (Player1) (shoots/shoots/shoots/shoots/shoot1) (Player2), but (misses/misses/misses/misses/miss1). (Player3) angrily (tells/tells/tells/tells/tell3) (Player1) that (Player2) (was/was/was/was/were2) just three feet in front of [typeB1], just as the (rocket/rocket/rocket/rocket/rockets1) (hits/hits/hits/hits/hit1) the top of a mountain and (buries/buries/buries/buries/bury1) (Player2) in an avalanche. (Mulan (1998))
- (Player1) and (Player2) reach their lab before (Player3) and (Player4) do. When asked about it, (Player1) (pulls/pulls/pulls/pulls/pull1) down a map showing their routes, saying, "you got (me/me/me/me/us1). By all accounts, it doesn't make sense." (The Emperor's New Groove)
- (Player1) (transforms/transforms/transforms/transforms/transform1) (Player2) into (a ferret/a ferret/a ferret/a ferret/ferrets2) and (bounces/bounces/bounces/bounces/bounce1) [typeB2] up and down several times before transforming [typeB2] back. (Player2) then (says/says/says/says/say2), "(my father/my father/my father/my father/our fathers2) will hear about this!" (Harry Potter)
- (Player1) (worries/worries/worries/worries/worry1) where (Player2) (is/is/is/is/are2). (Player3) (thinks/thinks/thinks/thinks/think3) [typeA2] (is/is/are/is/are2) stuck in the linen closet while (Player4) and (Player5) think [typeA2] went to the gym, but it turns out [type A2] (is/is/are/is/are2) stuck in the 3rd dimension. After a while, (Player2) (gets/gets/gets/gets/get2) out.
- (Player1) (asks/asks/asks/asks/ask1) (Player2) on how to tell if (Player3), (Player4), (Player5) and (Player6) are playing dead. (Player2) (says/says/says/says/say2) that [typeA2]'ll go to gym regularly starting tomorrow, causing them to laugh. (Player1) and (Player2) then stab them.
- (Player1) (hopes/hopes/hopes/hopes/hope1) that no one (looks/looks/looks/looks/look1) at [typeC1] plans while [typeA1] (is/is/are/is/are1) sleeping. A clone of [typeB1] then (pops/pops/pops/pops/pop1) out of the folder and (taunts/taunts/taunts/taunts/taunt1) (Player2) that [typeA2]'ll never get [typeC1] plans because [typeA1] never (sleeps/sleeps/sleep/sleeps/sleep1). (Boom Beach)
- (Player1) (tells/tells/tells/tells/tell1) (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) to be prepared for (Player5)'s death. (Player3) (asks/asks/asks/asks/ask3) if [typeA5] (is/is/are/is/are5) sick, but (Player1) (says/says/says/says/say1), "no (fool/fool/fool/fool/fools3), we're gonna kill [typeB5], and (Player6) too." (The Lion King (1994))
- (Player1) (knocks/knocks/knocks/knocks/knock1) on (Player2)'s door, saying, "(I'm/I'm/I'm/I'm/We're1) trying to be the right (one/one/one/one/ones1) for you." (Player2) (gets/gets/gets/gets/get2) it and (says/says/says/says/say2), "the right (one/one/one/one/ones3) (is/is/is/is/are3) already here," while (Player3) (is/is/is/is/are3) standing behind [typeB2]. (blacklisted)
- While on the phone, (Player1) narrowly (avoids/avoids/avoids/avoids/avoid1) a falling stack of bricks, oncoming traffic, banana peels, nails lying on the ground, and (Player2) on a scooter before finally falling into a manhole. (Soul)
- (Player1) accidentally (gives/gives/gives/gives/give1) (Player2) (a cocktail/a cocktail/a cocktail/a cocktail/cocktails2) made of egg whites, brandy, and rat poison before the latter's marathon with (Player3) and (Player4). (Player2) (hallucinates/hallucinates/hallucinates/hallucinates/hallucinate2) and (wins/wins/wins/wins/win2) before dying while (Player3) and (Player4) faint from exhaustion because there was no water.
- If (Player1) had (a nickel/a nickel/a nickel/a nickel/a nickel each1) for every time (Player2) did something oddly specific, [typeA1]'d have (two nickels/two nickels/two nickels/two nickels/two nickels each). Which isn't much but it's weird that it happened twice. (Phineas and Ferb)
- (Player1) (pounds/pounds/pounds/pounds/pound1) on the vending machine until a snack comes out. (Player2) (gives/gives/gives/gives/give2) it to [typeB1], but [typeA1] (declines/declines/decline/declines/decline1) because [typeA1] just wanted something to pound on. (Monk)
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03-11-2021, 15:46:39 PM
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My TVT Events, and other stuff (Plus some other people who aren't here and will never be)(Player1) (sings/sings/sings/sings/sing1) “My Sharona” acapella.
(Player1) (drinks/drinks/drinks/drinks/drink1) beer with gummy bears.
(Player1) (does/does/does/does/do1) not understand.
(Player1) (decapitates/decapitates/decapitates/decapitates/decapitate1) (Player2)'s head, then (throws/throws/throws/throws/throw1) it in a lake.
(Player1) (makes/makes/makes/makes/make1) a shitpost. (Player2) (says/says/says/says/say1), "Not funny, (Player1)."
(Player1) (goes/goes/goes/goes/go1) into a tirade of swearing, only for (Player2) to censor it with the phrase "[ROOT FOR (PLAYER2)]"
(Player1) (says/says/says/says/say) "Bloody Mary" 4 times in a mirror, and (Player2) comes out of the mirror.
(Player1) (finds/finds/finds/finds/find1) (Player2)'s corpse with (his/her/their2) underpants on their head.
(Player1) (kills/kills/kills/kills1) (Player2), causing (Player3) to cry.
(Player1) and (Player2) become BFFs!
(Player1) and (Player2) make a rap album called "The Struggle of (Player2)". (Player3) listens to it and dies.
(Player1) (sits/sits/sits/sits/sit1) on a lawn chair melting (his/her/their1) brain out while listening to "Kids" by MGMT.
(Player1), (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) hear a mysterious ticking noise.
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03-11-2021, 21:24:49 PM
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UNRELIABLE MAGIC TIME WOOO YEAH(Player1) (used/used/used/used/use1) Metronome and unleashes Flamethrower on (Player2), burning [typeB2] into a crisp! (Player 1 kills Player 2)
(Player1) (used/used/used/used/use1) Metronome and rolls... Self Destruct. Both (Player1) and (Player2) are consumed in the explosion. (Player 1 kills themself and 2)
(Player1) (used/used/used/used/use1) Metronome and self-destructs [typeD1], but (Player2) (manages/manages/manages/manages/manage1) to survive. (Player 1 kills themselves)
(Player1) (used/used/used/used/use1) Metronome and rolls Metronome again, which causes [typeB1] to use Metronome again, and again... (Player 2) takes pity on (Player1) and (kills/kills/kills/kills/kill) [typeB1] in an act of mercy.
(Player1) casts Thwack on (Player2)! It failed! (Player1) casts Thwack on (Player2)! It failed! (Player1) loses [typeC1] patience and (stabs/stabs/stabs/stabs/stab) (Player2)! Critical Hit! (Player2) dies! (Player 1 kills Player 2)
(Player1) casts Death V. (Player2)'s (level/level/level/level/levels) were a multiple of 5, resulting in [typeB2] being killed! (Player1 kills Player2)
(Player1) tried PK Flash and causes (Player2) to start crying! (Player2) attempts to lunge at (Player1) through the tears, but [typeA2] ends up lunging off a cliff. (Player 2 kills themselves)
(Player1) tried PK Flash! It didn't affect (Player2). (Player1) tries again, but (Player2) immediately kills (Player1) before [typeA1] could finish. (P2 kills P1)
(Player1) tried PK Flash! (Player2) dies! (Player 1 kills Player 2)
(Player1) tried PK Flash! (Player2) (was/was/was/was/were) paralyzed!... right as [typeA2] was jumping across a ravine, sending [typeB2] tumbling down to their death. (Player 1 kills Player 2)
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03-12-2021, 01:34:59 AM
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events
Arena Event
Dark Witch's forces invade!
(Player1) manages to flee.
The ring kills (Player1) with its blue ring.
The dragon kills (Player1) with Dragon Pike.
An evil witch kills (Player1) with the Specter of Time.
A Giant Boss appears and kills (Player1).
(Player1) donates (his/her1) organs to charity, then dies because (He/She/They/It/They#) still needs them.
1. Mute Wolf in Arena is available.
1-1. (Player1) Wingo.
Honor: 1
1-1. (Player1) Degraded by a bunch of stupid wolves.
Honor 1: Killer: None Kill: Player1
1-2. (Player1) He is eaten by a dumb wolf.
Honor: 1
1 # 1-3. (Player1) Bat (Player2) and leave (He/She/They/It/They#) until the wolf is overwhelmed and kils them.
2: Honor Hitman: Kill Player 1: Player 2
1-4. (Player1)Pay (Player2) in a group of wolf masks.
2: Honor Hitman: Kill Player 1: Player 2
1-5. In the (Player1) and (Player2) fight image, a group of silent wolves appears and kills them.
Honor 2: Hitman: None Kill: Player 1, Player 2
All the tributes end up on a island controlled by the observers
(Player1) makes it through the event unharmed
(Player1) is sent to another island forever
(Player1) asks for money and dies for it
(Player1) is killed by (He/She/They/It/They#) own clone
(Player1) is killed via their least favorite food
(Player1) deicides to put (his/her1) source material through google translate
(Player1) dies dysentery, the flu, cancer and the plague
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03-12-2021, 03:44:32 AM
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Events (50)- (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) torture (Player4) while dancing in front of [typeB4]. (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure reference)
- (Player1) (serves/serves/serves/serves/serve1) a cup of "tea" to (Player2), but (Player2) (realizes/realizes/realizes/realizes/realize2) that it is actually pee, so [typeA2] (transforms/transforms/transform/transforms/transform2) [typeC2] teeth into jellyfish. (Also a Jojo reference)
- (Player1) (gives/gives/gives/gives/give1) (Player2) a jar of pee labelled "Grandma's Peach Tea" before leaving. [TypeA1] then (sets/sets/set/sets/set1) off a secretly-planted bomb, blowing up (Player2). (Superman v. Batman: Dawn of Justice reference)
- (Player1) (tries/tries/tries/tries/try1) to teach (Player2) math, but [typeA1] (stabs/stabs/stab/stabs/stab1) (Player2)'s (hand/hand/hand/hand/hands2) after [typeA2] (writes/writes/write/writes/write2) the wrong answer. (Jojo reference)
- (Player1) (pummels/pummels/pummels/pummels/pummel1) (Player2) intensely for 30 seconds straight, before finishing [typeB2] with a punch into a garbage truck. (Jojo reference)
- (Player1) (tells/tells/tells/tells/tell2) (Player2) a driving instruction, then (asks/asks/asks/asks/ask2) [typeB2] to repeat it. However, (Player2) incorrectly (recites/recites/recites/recites/recite2) it, leading to (Player1) stabbing [typeB2] nonfatally with a car key. (Jojo reference)
- (Player1) (triggers/triggers/triggers/triggers/trigger1) a particle accelerator explosion that spreads dark matter across the Arena, granting [typeD1], (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), (Player5), and (Player6) superpowers. (The Flash (2014) reference)
- (Player1) (chases/chases/chases/chases/chase1) (Player2) into the past, then (fights/fights/fights/fights/fight1) [typeB2] during the former's own childhood, resulting in [typeC1] own disappearance, while (Player2) eventually (returns/returns/returns/returns/return2). (Partly based on a moment from the Flash (2014))
- (Player1) (challenges/challenges/challenges/challenges/challenge2) (Player2) to a giant cotton swab fight on top of a tower. The losing side, (Player2), then (falls/falls/falls/falls/fall2) to [typeC2] death. (SpongeBob SquarePants reference)
- (Player1) (pelts/pelts/pelts/pelts/pelt1) (Player2) with baseballs 1000 times during a bet started by [typeB2], thus winning it. (Jojo reference. Fatal)
- (Player1) (paints/paints/paints/paints/paint1) a hole on the ground using black paint, causing (Player2) to nonfatally fall in and be trapped. (Based on Looney Tunes)
- (Player1) (gets/gets/gets/gets/get1) mauled to death by a bear after [typeA1] (refuses/refuses/refuse/refuses/refuse1) to get inside (Player2) and (Player3)'s bear-repelling circle. (Based on Spongebob)
- (Player1) "(fixes/fixes/fixes/fixes/fix1)" a plate of spaghetti by reducing the dish to each of its original ingredients. (Jojo reference. Also put it in Feast)
- (Player1) (defeats/defeats/defeats/defeats/defeat1) a monster with the help of (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), and (Player5) by playing trashcans and junks as musical instruments. (Miraculous Ladybug reference)
- (Player1) (sabotages/sabotages/sabotages/sabotages/sabotage1) all elevators by making them play trash metal at maximum volume. (NationStates reference)
- (Player1) (defends/defends/defends/defends/defend1) (Player2) in an online game by going on VC to threaten (Player3) with harm after [typeA3] (insults/insults/insult/insults/insult3) (Player2). (Avengers: Endgame reference)
- (Player1) lightly (taps/taps/taps/taps/tap1) (Player2) and (Player3)'s cars with [typeC1] own (car/car/car/car/cars1) while driving, triggering an explosion that kills everyone involved. (SpongeBob reference)
- (Player1) (declares/declares/declares/declares/declare1) that [typeA1] will build (Player1)land. (Jojo reference)
- (Player1) and (Player2) use an invisibility spray on themselves to prank people. (SpongeBob reference)
- (Player1) (transforms/transforms/transforms/transforms/transform1) into (a zombie/a zombie/a zombie/a zombie/zombies1) after eating (a floating orange burger/a floating orange burger/a floating orange burger/a floating orange burger/floating orange burgers1). (SpongeBob reference. Also put in Feast as well)
- (Player1) (releases/releases/releases/releases/release1) a genie from the magic lamp and (is/is/is/is/are1) given three wishes, but can't wish for more wishes. [TypeA1] (wishes/wishes/wish/wishes/wish1) to become (a royal/a royal/a royal/a royal/royals1). (Aladdin reference)
- When (Player1) (tests/tests/tests/tests/test1) time travel, [typeA1] (returns/returns/return/returns/return1) as (a preteen/a preteen/a preteen/a preteen/preteens1), (an old person/an old person/an old person/an old person/old people1), and (a baby/a baby/a baby/a baby/babies1) in that order before becoming normal again. (Avengers: Endgame reference).
- (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) singing on a stage when (Player2) (executes/executes/executes/executes/execute2) [typeB1] in the middle of the performance.
- (Player1) (constructs/constructs/constructs/constructs/construct1) a golem out of blocks of snow and a pumpkin. (Minecraft reference)
- (Player1) (constructs/constructs/constructs/constructs/construct1) a golem out of blocks of iron and a pumpkin. (Minecraft reference)
- (Player1) (strikes/strikes/strikes/strikes/strike1) a pose from (Player2)'s source material(s). When (Player3) (asks/asks/asks/asks/ask3) [typeB1], (Player1) (reveals/reveals/reveals/reveals/reveal1) that it's for [typeC1] pose if [typeA1] (is/is/are/is/are1) chosen for a work. (Based on this
- (Player1) (speaks/speaks/speaks/speaks/speak1) (Player2)'s forbidden (name/name/name/name/names2). This results in [typeC1] fine china breaking, causes dramatic thunder, makes all the nearby dogs howl, causes milk to sour, and triggers a mild itching sensation on [typeB1]. (Based on the description of the Scottish Trope TV Tropes page)
- (Player1) (finds/finds/finds/finds/find1) yellow, pink, green, and purple syringes. [TypeA1] (injects/injects/inject/injects/inject1) [typeD1] with the yellow one and (gains/gains/gains/gains/gain1) super strength and indestrucbility. (This and the three below events are all based on this meme)
- (Player1) (finds/finds/finds/finds/find1) yellow, pink, green, and purple syringes. [TypeA1] (injects/injects/inject/injects/inject1) [typeD1] with the pink one, allowing [typeB1] to build anything in seconds.
- (Player1) (finds/finds/finds/finds/find1) yellow, pink, green, and purple syringes. [TypeA1] (injects/injects/inject/injects/inject1) [typeD1] with the green one, which turns out to be heroin, thus drugging [typeD1] temporarily.
- (Player1) (finds/finds/finds/finds/find1) yellow, pink, green, and purple syringes. [TypeA1] (injects/injects/inject/injects/inject1) [typeD1] with the purple one, granting [typeB1] the ability to shapeshift into anything.
- (Player1) (boasts/boasts/boasts/boasts/boast1) that [typeA1] brought other tributes to their knees, breezed through the Arena, and have other tributes' worlds in [typeB1] expansion pack. (Based on Epic Rap Battles of History)
- After (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) get sucked into a video game, (Player4) (says/says/says/says/say4) that they all must be in a coma after being electrocuted by the game and that the whole thing is a shared dream. (Player2) (responds/responds/responds/responds/respond2), "together? We're all in a coma together?" They eventually return after going through a lengthy adventure. (Based on Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle)
- (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) killed by (Player2), who (thinks/thinks/thinks/thinks/think2) that [typeA2] can cheat death by taking (Player1)'s (lifespan/lifespan/lifespan/lifespan/lifespans1). However, (Player3) (kills/kills/kills/kills/kill3) (Player2) anyway. (Based on a Final Destination film)
- (Player1) and (Player2) are imbued with magnetic properties after touching an electrical outlet. (Jojo reference)
- (Player1) (seals/seals/seals/seals/seal1) (Player2) within (a stone/a stone/a stone/a stone/some stones2), then (carves/carves/carves/carves/carve1) (it/it/it/it/them2) into (a statue/a statue/a statue/a statue/statues2) of (Player2)'s (head/head/head/head/heads2). (Jojo ref)
- (Player1) (seals/seals/seals/seals/seal1) (Player2) within (a book/a book/a book/a book/some books2), with (Player2)'s (face/face/face/face/faces2) as the texts in (one of/one of/one of/one of/each one of2) the (book's/book's/book's/book's/books'2) pages. (Jojo ref)
- (Player1) (kills/kills/kills/kills/kill1) (Player2) by blasting [typeB2] with (a laser/a laser/a laser/a laser/lasers1) from the (donut/donut/donut/donut/donuts1) in (Player1)'s (hair/hair/hair/hair/hairs1). (Based on a Jojo meme)
- (Player1) (enters/enters/enters/enters/enter1) a toilet, only to run away in disgust and fear after spotting an animal peeking out from the hole. (Jojo ref)
- (Player1) (kills/kills/kills/kills/kill1) (Player2) by dropping [typeB2] into the locomotive while they are fighting inside a train.
- (Player1) (gets/gets/gets/gets/get1) bitten on the tongue by a snake that (Player2) (has/has/has/has/have2) released and (dies/dies/dies/dies/die1) from the toxin.
- (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) set on fire, then shot many times to death by (Player2).
- (Player1) (gets/gets/gets/gets/get1) shoved into a lamp post with protruding spike by (Player2), impaling [typeB1] to death.
- (Player1) (presses/presses/presses/presses/press1) a button that releases a robot, which roams for 30 seconds and manages to kill (Player2) during the entire duration. (Based on Robot Wars)
- (Player1) (presses/presses/presses/presses/press1) a button that releases a robot, which roams for 30 seconds, but it kills [typeB1] during the entire duration.
- (Player1) (waves/waves/waves/waves/wave1) at (a rock/a rock/a rock/a rock/rocks2) shaped like (Player2)'s (head/head/head/head/heads2) while saying, "yo (Player2)". (Based on Jojo. Also have to note that it's not necessarily P2 turned into rock statue for this, but instead a normal statue shaped like P2's head(s))
- (Player1) (turns/turns/turns/turns/turn1) out to be sponsored by a villain from [typeB1] own source material(s). (added the optional "s" in case there's crossover group tributes)
- (Player1) (burns/burns/burns/burns/burn1) (Player2) to death using (a makeshift flamethrower/a makeshift flamethrower/a makeshift flamethrower/a makeshift flamethrower/makeshift flamethrowers1) made out of (Player1)'s (fart/fart/fart/fart/farts1) and (a lighter/a lighter/a lighter/a lighter/some lighters1).
- (Player1) (buys/buys/buys/buys/buy1) some weapons from (Player2).
- (Player1) (reveals/reveals/reveals/reveals/reveal1) that [typeA1] (has/has/have/has/have1) a dream, which is to become (a gangstar/a gangstar/a gangstar/a gangstar/gangstars1) or (a gang leader/a gang leader/a gang leader/a gang leader/gang leaders1) who (defends/defends/defends/defends/defend1) helpless people. (Jojo ref)
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EventsUpon being pinched by (Player1), (Player2) instantly (dies/dies/dies/dies/die2). (Fatal - P1 -> P2)
(Player1) (gets/gets/gets/get/get1) stuck in a tube slide after eating too many cheeseburgers. (Player2) tries to help get [typeB1] out and also (gets/gets/gets/gets/get2) stuck. (Fatal?)
(Player1) (gets/gets/gets/get/get1) stuck in a tube slide after eating too many cheeseburgers. (Player2) (manages/manages/manages/manages/manage2) to get [typeB1] out.
As the season starts, (Player1)'s hand (tugs/tugs/tugs/tugs/tug1) a lightbulb chain, turning on a light that blasts off as an announcer says: "Illuminating Hunger Games". (Bloodbath)
(Player1) (tries/tries/tries/tries/try1) to guess the sound that (Player2) plays for [typeB1]. (Player1)'s guess is wildly incorrect.
(Player1)'s feet get stuck in the street. (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), and (Player5) try all manner of methods to get (Player1) unstuck.
(Player1) (finds/finds/finds/finds/find1) screws in (Player2)'s back and removes them with a screwdriver. (Player2) then (falls/falls/falls/falls/fall2) to pieces like [typeA2] was a cheaply-made toy. (Fatal - P1 -> P2)
(Player1) (breaks/breaks/breaks/breaks/break1) 33 pencils in [typeB1] season run, and has (Player2) break two of those pencils because they were too hard.
(Player1) accidentally (pulls/pulls/pulls/pulls/pull1) (Player2)'s head clean off while trying to take [typeB2] hat off. (He/She2) (sticks/sticks/stick/sticks/stick2) it back on and (leaves/leaves/leave/leaves/leave2), offended.
(Player1) accidentally (pulls/pulls/pulls/pulls/pull1) (Player2)'s head clean off while trying to take [typeB2] hat off. (Fatal version)
Upon seeing a mouse, (Player1) (flips/flips/flips/flips/flip1) out and (runs/runs/runs/runs/run1) amok, repeatedly shouting "(Player2), (Player3), the cheese!"
(Player1) (creates/creates/creates/creates/create1) a music remix using voice clips of [Players].
(Player1) (refuses/refuses/refuses/refuses/refuse1) to go out in the rain. (Player2) tells [typeB1] that [typeA1] won't melt. (Player1) then (goes/goes/goes/goes/go1) outside...and (melts/melts/melts/melts/melt1). (Fatal - P1)
(Player1) (explodes/explodes/explodes/explodes/explode1) for no apparent reason. (Fatal)
(Player1) (goes/goes/goes/goes/go1) lava-surfing.
(Player1) (gets/gets/gets/gets/get1) turned into a minimalistic version of [typeD1].
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• (Player1) smacks (Player2) with a cardboard cutout of Elton John with bricks taped to the back of it. (he/she2) doesn't survive. (Fatal)
• (Player1) attacks (Player2) with a giant spoon. (he/she2) survives and plans (his/her2) revenge.
• (Player1) bludgeons (Player2) with a 64 oz Hydro Flask filled with cement and shoves it so far up (his/her2)'s bum, that it causes severe internal injury, killing (him/her). (Fatal)
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Event time.- (Player1) accidentally (ninjas/ninjas/ninjas/ninjas/ninja1) [typeD1] out of existence. Whoops. (fatal to P1)
- (Player1) (kills/kills/kills/kills/kill1) (Player2), cooks [typeB2] and (serves/serves/serves/serves/serve1) "chicken nuggets" to (Player3), (Player4) and (Player5). (day/night/Feast)
- (Player1) (kills/kills/kills/kills/kill1) (Player2), cooks [typeB2] and (serves/serves/serves/serves/serve1) "chicken nuggets" to (Player3), (Player4) and (Player5). The nuggets were poisoned, and soon (Player3), (Player4) and (Player5) are dead as well. (day/night/Feast, P1 is the killer in every case)
- (Player1) (shoulderbashes/shoulderbashes/shoulderbashes/shoulderbashes/shoulderbash1) (Player2) somewhere very sensitive.
- (Player1) (ascends/ascends/ascends/ascends/ascend1) to godhood.
- (Player1) (ascends/ascends/ascends/ascends/ascend1) to godhood and promptly (smites/smites/smites/smites/smite1) (Player2).
- (Player1) (ascends/ascends/ascends/ascends/ascend1) to godhood and (attempts/attempts/attempts/attempts/attempt1) to smite (Player2). (Player2) (survives/survives/survives/survives/survive2) a lightning bolt, then a disintegration beam. With an exasperated cry of "I believe it not!", (Player1) (gives/gives/gives/gives/give1) up.
- (Player1) (attempts/attempts/attempts/attempts/attempt1) to ascend to godhood, but (botches/botches/botches/botches/botch1) the ritual and (disintegrates/disintegrates/disintegrates/disintegrates/disintegrate1) into motes of light.
- (Player1) (kills/kills/kills/kills/kill1) [typeD1] on a stone bed, believing [typeA1] will be revived and become immortal. It doesn't work.
- Just (Player1).
- (Player1) (seals/seals/seals/seals/seal1) (Player2) in a blank void and (leaves/leaves/leaves/leaves/leave1) [typeB2] there. (fatal to P2)
- (Player1) (steals/steals/steals/steals/steal1) the Cornucopia. (Bloodbath only)
- (Player1) (attempts/attempts/attempts/attempts/attempt1) to steal the Cornucopia, but accidentally (tips/tips/tips/tips/tip1) it over, crushing (Player1), (Player2) and (Player3) to death. (Bloodbath only)
- (Player1) (forces/forces/forces/forces/force1) (Player2) to drink highly potent and corrosive bleach. (fatal to P2, day/night/Feast)
- (Player1) (throws/throws/throws/throws/throw1) (Player2) in a coffin and (nails/nails/nails/nails/nail1) it shut. (fatal to P2)
- (Player1) (throws/throws/throws/throws/throw1) (Player2) in a coffin and (nails/nails/nails/nails/nail1) it shut, but (Player2) (manages/manages/manages/manages/manage2) to break the coffin open and escape.
- (Player1), (Player2), (Player3) and (Player4) attend the funeral of the last fallen tribute.
- (Player1) (makes/makes/makes/makes/make1) a (Player1) noise.
- (Player1) (bleeds/bleeds/bleeds/bleeds/bleed1) from [typeC1] lungs.
- (Player1) (eats/eats/eats/eats/eat1) blackstrap molasses straight from the jar.
- (Player1) (T-poses/T-poses/T-poses/T-poses/T-pose1) to assert dominance over (Player2).
- (Player1), (Player2) and (Player3) all agree that (Player4) (is/is/is/is/are4) the most cursed Tribute in the Arena.
- After catching (Player1) and (Player2) eavesdropping on [typeB3], (Player3) (accuses/accuses/accuses/accuses/accuse3) them of "snooping as usual, (I/I/I/I/we3) see?"
- (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) demoting (Player2) to Scrub (Player2) Third Class! Now go and mop up the dungeon!
- (Player1) (activates/activates/activates/activates/activate1) a hidden trapdoor, dropping (Player2) into an abyss.
- Heeeeeeeere's (Player1)! (Bloodbath only)
- Suddenly... warping through time and space... (Player1) (appears/appears/appears/appears/appear1)! (Bloodbath only)
- (Player1) (respects/respects/respects/respects/respect1) (Player2)'s privacy by knocking on the door to [typeC2] camp, but (asserts/asserts/asserts/asserts/assert1) [typeC1] authority by coming in anyway.
- (Player1) (explains/explains/explains/explains/explain1) the lore of [typeC1] source material to (Player2). (Player2) (is/is/is/is/are2) very confused.
- (Player1) (explains/explains/explains/explains/explain1) the lore of [typeC1] source material to (Player2). (Player2) (gets/gets/gets/gets/get2) so confused, [typeC2] (brain shuts/brain shuts/brain shuts/brain shuts/brains shut2) down and [typeA2] (dies/dies/dies/dies/die2).
- (Player1) (lies/lies/lies/lies/lie1) down and (tries/tries/tries/tries/try1) not to cry. [TypeA1] (ends/ends/ends/ends/end1) up crying a lot.
- (Player1) (cries/cries/cries/cries/cry1) [typeD1] to sleep after (Player2) (rebuffs/rebuffs/rebuffs/rebuffs/rebuff2) [typeC1] affections. (blacklisted, Night only)
- (Player1) must restart to install updates.
- (Player1) (lags/lags/lags/lags/lag1) while fighting (Player2), letting (Player2) kill [typeB1] with ease.
- (Player1) (takes/takes/takes/takes/take1) (Player2) out with a headshot from the other side of the Arena.
- (Player1) (punts/punts/punts/punts/punt1) (Player2) into the Arena Forcefield with a wooden baseball bat.
- (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) not just (a clown/a clown/a clown/a clown/clowns1). [TypeA1] (is/is/is/is/are1) the entire circus.
- (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) a hot mess.
- As (Player1) (walks/walks/walks/walks/walk1) through the valley of the shadow of death, [typeA1] (takes/takes/takes/takes/take1) a look at [typeC1] (life/life/life/life/lives1) and realise there's nothing left.
- (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) only here because Julia Set pay well. (Bloodbath only)
- (Player1) (smokes/smokes/smokes/smokes/smoke1) weed and immediately (drops/drops/drops/drops/drop1) dead.
- (Player1) (subjects/subjects/subjects/subjects/subject1) (Player2) to a random nonfatal event, which kills [typeB2].
- (Player1) (subjects/subjects/subjects/subjects/subject1) (Player2) to a random fatal event, which fails to kill [typeB2].
- (Player1) (clubs/clubs/clubs/clubs/club1) (Player2) to death with a golf iron.
- (Player1) (kills/kills/kills/kills/kill1) (Player2), (Player3), (Player4) and (Player5) with a move so overly elaborate, the cutscene takes two minutes to finish.
- (Player1) (says/says/says/says/say1) "what the succ?", turning (Player2) to ash.
- (Player1) sus, (Player2) saw [typeB1] vent.
- (Player1) (starts/starts/starts/starts/start1) seeing (Player2)'s face wherever [typeA1] look.
- (Player1) can't fucking take it any more!
And with that I'm going to declare the event suggestion phase closed. Time for me to get to setting up and running our debut season.
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TROUBLE CUBE HUNGER GAMES SIMULATOR
SEASON 1
We fade in on a shot of what looks like some kind of warehouse. It gives off a carefully constructed air of decay; the walls have been chipped in locations chosen for maximum visibility, paint has been applied in a purposely slapdash manner, the lights are haphazardly arranged to cast the room in alternating hollow yellow tones and deep shadow. Seated on an off-white circular couch in the centre of the room is a figure in a long, dark, ragged cloak, the light glinting off of his metal gloves, boots and gas mask. He looks up as though startled by the realisation a camera is there, and speaks, with a heavily filtered yet surprisingly emotive voice.
Oh, hello! We're on air already? Time, eh? The great infiltrator. It creeps up on you, subtle and unnoticed, until suddenly... you are dead by its hand.
But it's not me dying today. I hope. No, no, no - today, death comes for fifty-one out of fifty-two unfortunate tributes. Yes, that's right! After countless silly human units of time spent finagling for the rights with the subconscious astral branch of the Suzanne Collins estate, Julia Set Entertainment is at last ready to present to you... The Hunger Games Simulator! We've been planning this one for a long time. After all, everyone loves a good blood sport. And I, Erdös, have the honour of being its first ever host! Now, sit back. Relax. Enjoy. And may the odds be ever in your favour.
...we did get the rights to that line, yes? We did? Excellent.
Our first fifty-two tributes. Only one can be the first ever winner.
It begins.THE BLOODBATH
- And the cameras focus first off on... a dog! Literally just a dog. I don't know where it came from, either, but management say it's a tribute. I'll take their word for it. It's going fishing with the cast of that one indie game about insects. No, no, no, not that one, the other one. The one that isn't a morbidly depressing experience.
- More animals! A camel. A toy one. His very name mocks a physical deformity he had no control over. Which must be pretty awful. Anyway, he's gathering water. Canteens of it. How does he carry them? Does a stuffed camel even need to drink? Psh, pointless questions. I'll be interested once he's carrying a weapon, myself.
- Deltarune! It's great, trust me. But management says we're going on air at a point in time when the full game isn't out, so I have to keep my mouth shut. Bah. Anyhow, its protagonists, another collective tribute, all choose the FLEE option. Cowards.
- Grand Theft Auto V! Which I don't believe is the fifth one. It's the... eighth? Ninth? Whatever. Confusion abounds. Curse you, Rockstar. Lamar Davis, notable to players of that game as the most spectacularly unhelpful "ally" ever, has the good sense to run away from Bloodbath, at least.
- Fire Emblem! I freely admit to having no familiarity whatsoever with this franchise. The emblem when it catches fire, I don't know I never played the game. At least Marianne didn't do anything I might need to meaningfully comment on.
- The latest Smash Brothers fighters! And they were originally in Xenoblade Chronicles 2, but nobody remembers that any more! Beating up Sephiroth as Luigi is far more important! Anyhow, they are fighting as two distinct entities, despite the fact that they are the same person at root? An oddity. Yes, yes, yes. But things are strange by default out here. Questions are answered only with further questions. Don't bother asking.
- CATS! He wished to be remembered as the spacefaring tyrant who brought the galaxy to its knees! All he's remembered as in the end is someone who couldn't speak properly. All of our Cornucopias are belong to him.
- Finally, combat! In the red corner! Cecil Terwilliger! Brother of "Sideshow Bob" Terwilliger! Better at being Sideshow Bob, than Sideshow Bob! In the other corner, which is also red, because that's the colour of the soil near the Cornucopia! Natural? Stained with blood? Even I don't know! It is a mystery for the ages! Anyway, in that corner is Toriel, adoptive mother to the entire player base of Undertale! Cecil goes in assuming this'll be a cakewalk... but he clearly didn't account for Goat Mom's fire magic! Look, off he runs! Like a fucking sissy.
- Oh, boo. Our next gathering of many tributes in one place ends peacefully with mutual trust. Boring. More blood. The viewers pay for blood.
- YES, YES, YES! I ask, and the Arena obliges! Henry Stickmin, stick man, protagonist of the Henry Stickmin game series, which stars many stick men, has done as he does and FAILed miserably! Oooh, just look at that! I always wondered what the internal organs of stick figures looked like!
- Kennifer! She stars in these things called Murdergames, but does not get murdered! Defeats the point, if you ask me. I don't watch something branded as a murder game to see the contestants survive. But regardless, here she is, pulling off ambiguously supernatural acts as per usual! Unfortunately for her, the Cornucopia does not stock alcoholic beverages. Even out here, we need some semblance of standards.
- Don Karnage! The Eighties were his heyday, to my understanding. Nowadays he's lost his edge. Better at musical numbers than piracy. He seems aware he'll need all the help he can get, because off he pops with a medkit in hand. Paw? Claw? Furries. Confusing.
- BonziBuddy! The world's most beloved piece of noxious spyware, thanks to a man from Sweden! He doesn't waste time spying on our other tributes yet, though.
- Go Pico, yeah! Go Pico, oh! That's how the youthlings talk about this lad in their impenetrable foreign tongue, yes? He has somehow snatched the entirety of our Cornucopia! While still holding a microphone! And a gun! A feat of strength so impressive, common sense can only gape in awe!
- Another of those Murderverse types, remaining depressingly alive! Seriously. Either get murdered or fuck off with your false advertising. Or perhaps, now she possesses a sword, Amanda will be the one doing the murdering? Who can say? Not I!
- Noi! No, u! That was terrible even for me, I apologise. Anyway. I imagine a slab of musculature like this could dominate her rivals no problem, but she chooses to run instead. This is annoying me. I demand carnage.
- Marinette Dupain-Cheng! Otherwise known as the superheroine Ladybug! She also runs! She's also dull! Next, next, next!
- OH COME ON. A genocidal creation of mad science who exists only to violently establish his superiority to all other life, and HE JUST FUCKING RUNS. I am losing my mind. I am about to take off my mask and shove it up my ass.
- Ah! At last! Collecting weapons at least indicates intent to commit atrocities! Though, does Tamama need a lighter when he can shoot breath weapons from his mouth? I don't know! He sure thinks so, he picked one up to begin with!
- Giorno Giovanna! From that one manga everyone references all the time! His hair is Hula Hoops! He's cool in spite of that! And his Stand has swiped the Cornucopia right out of Pico's grubby little hands!
- Skid and Pump! Creations of a man whose name is Hair! Popularised by a game that somehow became enormously popular despite running on a dead game engine! They've taken a pair of sais - one sai each! They seem intent on personally ensuring their foes don't live to see the Sppoky Month!
- Loona! You. Yes, you, in the back. Stop drooling. You sicken me. She does nothing interesting. Sigh.
- First you draw a circle! Then you dot the eyes! Add a great big smile! Presto, it's a collection of circles that possibly bears a loose resemblance to Kirby! Typically he draws power from inhaling things and absorbing their abilities... but he seems to have gone for a more direct approach. Snap. Bye, Johnny Gat.
- Yoshi! Mario's other green companion! Certainly the one he seems to value more! Luigi's life sucks, by the way. This is established fact. Is this rambling to cover up the continued frustrating uninterestingness of these tributes? Why, yes, yes it is!
- Charles Calvin! Friend and associate of Henry Stickmin! He has great plans! Most of those plans involve crashing into things! Man, I've committed vehicular manslaughter too. Why don't they call me a "good boi" on the Internet? Life's so unfair. Anyway! Charles! Without a helicopter, he's going to have to make do with a sword!
- Childe! Not a child! He comes from that game where lonely basement dwellers spent their entire life savings for the chance to obtain their favourite Chinese pseudo-anime girl! He runs in fear from this realisation, as anyone should!
- Krang! A literal think tank! Gets beaten up constantly by a gang of pizza-munching turtles! Admit it. You just hummed their theme song. Your will is weak. Your mind malleable. He up and runs! Like too many others! I suffer! I suffer, I suffer!
- our bodieth douglath. every day we rot. our flesh becometh more and more broken. our bodieth douglath.
- Erdös suddenly stops talking as the camera pans to Demi the Demoness. Smash cut to his commentary booth, where he is sat, dead still. The lights in his mask's eyes have gone a searing shade of purple. He rises to his feet, and he thrusts out a hand, finger pointed accusatorily at the camera, and he delivers a single word in an inhumanly deep boom of judgement-
H O R N Y.
- Then he sits back down, and his eyes return to their typical green shade. Cut back to the Arena.
- ...a-hem. Twilight Sparkle! My Little Pony! I used to wonder what friendship could be! And I still do! This microphone is the closest thing to a friend I have! Should the studious unicorn survive this bout, I might have to take some of her lessons...
- Mr. David Van Driessen! The one being in any universe with sufficient willpower not to have completely given up on the cosmic singularities of stupidity known as Beavis and Butthead! An impressive feat! Trust me when I say this ordinary hippie may be in with a chance!
- Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu! The Ultimate Yakuza! He hates people pointing out his babyface! He has annoyed me by doing nothing and running away, so... little baby! Little baby man! Baby! Little baby! LITTLE FUCKING BABY MAN.
- Nightmare! A depressingly physical entity for one with such a name. It grabs camping equipment it's far too big to fit in and heads for the hills!
- OH, YES. Four deaths in one go, babyyyyyyyyyyyy! This gruesome gaggle of video gamers has wiped out... God in the form of a 16-year-old! Satan in the form of a 16-year-old! The Ultimate Mechanic! And a plural adventurer from Square Enix's most consistent money-printing machine! That's three of our nominators completely out of the game in the space of one event, by the way! Oh! Carnage! Chaos! Calamity! It's absolutely beautful!
- Agent! Not Agent anything in particular, just... Agent! I don't know whose idea it was to reimagine Club Penguin as Danganronpa... but I'm here for it! Everything is much more exciting when there's threats to your life involved! Which is why all these tributes wussing out is so grating.
- OH COME THE FUCKING FUCK ON. YOU ARE INVINCIBLE. SAMUS ARAN HAD TO DUMP YOU IN SUPER SPACE LAVA TO GET A SCRATCH ON YOU. WHY ARE YOU RUNNING. STOP RUNNING. GOD.
- Kowalski! One of the penguins of Madagascar, from the eponymous franchise, The Penguins of Madagascar! Even though they spend much of said franchise nowhere near Madagascar! And he looks set on spending the Hunger Games being nowhere near interesting.
- Shouto Aizawa! The superhero Eraserhead! Not to be confused with the David Lynch movie, though I'm sorely tempted to cut him open like the baby if he doesn't get interesting quick.
- Life is like a hurricane! Here in... well, we're certainly not in Duckburg, but it doesn't matter! I have cursed you all! And speaking of curses, Poe de Spell here has some magnificent ones at his disposal... why are the only ones taking weapons the ones with no need for them?
- An ocarina. That's it. Just an ocarina. Not even an Ocarina of Time, just a piece of wood with holes in it. The HGS is like this, folks. Get used to it.
- Vanessa Voss! Everyone loves her! Except me. Pacifists bore me to tears.
- Last up, a Thunderdrum! One of the Dragons you learn How To Train! It is last and very much least, because it proves unable to handle the idea of the Hunger Games and offs itself with the weaponry in the Cornucopia! How unsatisfying.
DAY ONE
- Ah, the sound of music! Soothes the savage beast, or is what compels said beast to kill you, depending on your talent level. This here looks to be a very purple band. I can't tell you if that translates to good or bad music. I can't even tell you the last time I heard human music.
- Oh dear, oh dear, oh deary me! It appears a very crude eight-year-old has downloaded BonziBuddy and is making the funny monkey swear like a maniac! Fortunately, the ocarina spontaneously produces delightful tones to drown out the despicable language. Let this be a lesson to you. We've got fucking standards out here.
- What is the ideal diet for a fox? Certainly not sugar, I don't think. Who would devour pure sugar anyway? Nasty stuff. No substance to it at all. No wonder Vanessa here was doing it on the down low, this is shameful behaviour.
- Well, well, well! A remix composed of fourty-five different sources! Yoshi is either a genius or a lunatic.
- This stuffed toy apparently has veins! What else is he supposed to inject a syringe into, after all? Now I'm curious as to what his blood looks like... hm. Someone please kill him, I'm curious now.
- Management tell me this would be a good time to insert a joke about "roll to dodge mechanics". Roll to what now? When did we decide words didn't have to mean anything? I think about every word I say very carefully! You'll never catch me descending into this kind of pointless verbal diarrhoea! The point being, no, there will not be a joke about these dodgy rolls.
- And speaking of management, they've contacted me with some interesting news! Apparently Giorno here is sponsored by none other than his father, the time-stopping campire himself, Dio Brando! An interesting development, but will it help Giorno survive ZA WARUDO of the HGS?
- A little ways away, we have Poe, surreptitiously borrowing Giorno's catchphrase! Defending the helpless... is this malicious mage undergoing a change of heart, or is he simply being petty and annoying? A mystery! And that's the joy of it! These games thrive on ambiguity!
- Dammit, Cell. Particle accelerators don't come cheap. But what's this? My, my, my! It appears the reactor he damaged was one of our patented Comic Book Logic Gates! Now five other tributes have been gifted with Cell's ability to absorb the strength and abilities of others! Including some who were superpowered to begin with! The plot thickens! As does space! Because that's what dark matter is!
- Here's Amanda, thinking back on the events of the Bloodbath! She seems to think the Thunderdrum was a fool for committing suicide! Agreed there. We don't bring you here so you can take the coward's way out.
- We're going on a tribute hunt! We're going to catch absolutely nothing like the failures we are.
- And here we have perhaps the most shocking dramatic twist of the season - Pico hates My Hero Academia! Gasp! Shock! Horror! Outrage! How will our Uzi-toting hero ever survive the incoming wrath of a loosely organised gaggle of rabid Twitter stans?
- it ith the thpooky month, douglath.
- I never did understand the point of I Spy. Especially not in circumstances like these. I spy with my little eye, something beginning with A! Oh, wow, I wonder what it could possibly be!
- Another surprising revelation - a high school teacher can't do math properly! And apparently Don Karnage didn't take well to this knowledge... Van Driessen is lucky to have escaped with just a cutlass wound to his hand!
- Tea party time! Our guests - four cute critters and a vast alien monstrosity bred to kill! Isn't it so lovely when people can set aside their differences?
- Lamar has found one of our in-Arena water sources! We here at Julia Set make sure our rivers are pristine examples of natural beauty. Lamar, having only ever seen the rivers around Los Santos, clogged with enough pollution to kill a human on contact, seems enamoured of the sight.
- Exploding Kittens! A game with disappointingly little actual incineration of felines. And it is won by... the hellhound! What spectacular cosmic irony!
- ...more I Spy. Man. Two rounds of this is enough to bore even me.
- I Spy, with my little eye, something beginning with... V? Volcano! And Ribbon's approaching the torrent of molten death it spews like a champ! Good on you, little fairy girl! Good on you, good on you!
- For our last event of the day, the syringes make their return! Ice Bear is apparently a fan of purple, and that preference serves him well - now he possesses shapeshifting abilities! Now watch as he makes no good use of them whatsoever.
Our first batch of fallen tributes. How ignoble it is, to be known only as the first to die...
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🦀FUCKING DRAGON IS A WIMP🦀
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
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She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed
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Fuck, Kazuichi's dead already... :(
Fuyuhiko and Mahiru playing I Spy tho.
Also, I'm loving the hosting here. Keep it up!
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rip cube awe :c
"I worry exactly the right amount. You can never worry too much!" - Tulio
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Oy vey, so much blood spilt already.
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cube awe dies on the first round
my disappointment on my cubic lad is FUCKING IMMEASURABLE
it is me. awe921, the greatest face in all of koridai
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Nice start for my chars. Also it's great to see Giorno getting sponsored by DIO
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... I have no words. I must have terrible luck to have BOTH of my tributes die. And on the Bloodbath, too!
I don't understand any of this... I'm in a world of complete insanity...
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ayy, Pico and the Spookeez are doing pretty well so far! I'm happy!
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