[Roleplay - Drop-in] GET THAT PIZZA!: REBAKED

[Superjohn 2.0]

Unfortunately Power ends up grabbed by a giant Robot Hand, which pulls her up to the surface. The robots face opens up to reveal Superjohn 2.0! Who is a cyborg!


He then takes the pizza from power and throws her far far away. He then walks away inside the giant Robot when something odd happens to the ground.

[wmradar]

...a giant taxi drives up from beneath the earth! The resulting earthquake throws Superjohn off his feet, and causes him to drop the pizza.

Wm briefly pops out of the taxi to snatch the pizza, throw it in the backseat, and drive off. He gets all the way to the highway, BUT SUDDENLY, UNEXPECTEDLY, AND WITHOUT WARNING...

[wingedcatgirl]

... he glances into the back seat again and notices that the pizza is gone! What happened to it? Where did it go? He pulls over to investigate...

Meanwhile, thousands of miles away, Sylvi digs through the back seat of the original taxi that she somehow swapped out when Wm wasn't looking. "I know it was in here somewhere..."

[PowerStroke6001]

As she's sent flying, Power reminds Superjohn 2.0 of her pronouns, then summons another cushion to break her fall. She then spots Sylvi rummaging the taxi for the pizza and stabs her in the back. She then calls a certain skeleton on her crystal ball.

"Hey Sans, is your brother free?"

"ya why?"

"I need someone to drive this taxi away from the pizza thieves!"

"okie dokie! and may i have summa that pizza too?"

"Well, I could slice this into two, but it's more fun when everyone's going after one!"

"ok, i'll just wait 'til the pizza somehow comes to me! have fun there, pow-pow!"

As soon as Power ends the call, Papyrus enters the Pizzarena through a portal and tells Power to take the front seat. He then steps on the pedal and drives away.

"I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, SHALL PROTECT THIS PIZZA FOR YOU! NYEH HEH HEH!!!"

[Cassie]

Libre uses his synthetic voicebox to let forth a bone-rattling Brown Note that results in Papyrus disintegrating into dust.

"Don't even think about it, Power!"

...And he's off with the Pizza.

[Superjohn 2.0]

Only for Libre to fall down the world's longest hole, where he'll fall for 30 minutes. Superjohn manages to grab the pizza before Libre could fall, taking it with him to his hotel room, but before he can eat it, a knock on the door...

[PowerStroke6001]

The taxi crashes into the room because it was located on the first floor, running Superjohn over. Thankfully, Power teleported out of it before that happened, and she arranged with 6k1 to have her scientists revive Papyrus and send him home. She ransacks the room for the pizza and takes it to the topmost floor before locking it away in the safe.

[awe921]

Awe rises from the floorboards and proceed to slam down his tophat on Power, sending her into the Shadow Reawelm where the only thing is darkness and a lot of Awes. He then proceeds to put the safe in another safe before he sends the safe into the Shadow Reawelm, before going in there himself. Unfortunately between all the darkness and Awes were...

[Guma]

Guma, who used the Ruby (losing the Phantom part due to copyright reasons) to physically annihilate the Shadow Reawelm, killing every incarnation of Awe in every universe. Was it really worth doing all this just for a pizza? Eh, it's a game, it's not like there are consequences.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Meanwhile, MP snatches the Seven Emeralds (no relation to the Chaos Emeralds, of course... Probably) and uses them to counter the effects of the Ruby, rendering it useless. MP then uses their remaining power to go Super and curbstomp Guma, taking their pizza along with it.

[Cassie]

"Okay, yes I sound like a freaking vocaloid."

Anyway MP gets gashed in the legs, then Libre halves the pizza from their hands, and scurries off with both halves.

[PowerStroke6001]

Power finds herself in the Shadow Reawelm, which was restored because of the Ruby's nullification, and draws up a shadowproof jar to collect some of the shadow magic there. She then escapes through a portal and releases the magic onto Libre. The shadows engulf him, leaving only the pizza, and she merges the halves before getting away.

[madface7]

Mad chases down Power, but accidentally opens a portal to the dimension where everyone talks in UwUspeak.

Mad manages to catch the pizza, but is utterwy disguwusted by the atmowosphere.

"SOwOmeone PWEASE get me owout of hewe. AGH, Why can't I stop tawking wike this, uwu?"

Unable to bear the pain, Mad kills herself, and m8 grabs the pizza instead.

"Tawking wike an idiowot is a smaww pwice to pay fow the pizza."

[awe921]

"aww hawwte thws!! nwn"

Awe, having finished respawning, decides to play show and tell with his hat.
It's a wallet! It's your left sock that mysteriously went missing 7 years ago! It's a blackhole- wait what.

The blackhole promptly implodes upon itself due to its size, consuming everyone in an explosion. Using the magical power of 'if it comes from you, you don't take damage from it' logic that videogames conveniently have, Awe enters into his hat to warp in Anor Londo, running past the Silver Knights who, in their failure of catching Awe921, promptly prepare themselves to teach anyone who dares trespass how to Git Gud the hard way.

[Cassie]

Libre throws out a horrific wail that sits between a male Vocaloid screaming and a heavily distorted Roland TB-303, knocking away the Silver Knights in a single scream.

Then he teleports and legchokes Awe, knocking both of them down with Awe incapacitated, and scurries off with the Pizza.

[PowerStroke6001]

Power wakes up sometime after Awe's black hole resets the Pizzaverse, but for some impeccable reason, she has all her memories intact. She adds 1 more tally to her death counter and draws up a vacuum cleaner and sucks Libre in before making off with the pizza.

[Florien]

Florien and Florian, disguised as vacuum-cleaner-repair-people, steal all of Power's money, give her a fake ID, and smuggle her to rural Nebraska to start a new life as the owner of a small farm before she can react. She is now safe from pursuit by other Pizza pursuers, for now, not because she's now living under an assumed name in a nondescript area with nothing tying her back to her past life, but because Florien and Florian took the Pizza, because the contents of Power's wallet "simply weren't enough to cover costs".

[awe921]

awe approaches Florien and Florian. clearing his throat, he makes a boldacious statement.

"let me be clear!"

... and then Awe's skin promptly turns transparent, his innards clear for the world to see. this traumatizes the Florie/ans, leaving them shocked enough for Awe to swoop in and grab the pizza. in pity, he decides to give the two a business card for therapists.

[Superjohn 2.0]

Awe then is abucted by a UFO by Superjohn, who hijacked a alien ship when they tried to abduct him. He takes the pizza, then drops Awe off in Anartica. But then something pops out of the ice...

[PowerStroke6001]

It was Power, and she strikes Superjohn's UFO from below with the drill, knocking him into the Southern Ocean. How did she manage to remember who she was and what she was after? Well... after spending some time in Nebraska working for that cold hard cash, she had an accident that gave her severe head trauma. That made her remember that she still had a pizza to catch, so she called Alphys (who's from the same Multiverse as her, 6k1, Sans and Papyrus) to summon a portal for her. But the lizard scientist miscalculated the coordinates and sent Power to the bottom of the ocean, but luckily she managed to swim the frigid waters and bust her drill out in time to break the ice.

Now, Power quickly draws up some thick winter clothes and builds an igloo around the pizza, but not without punting Awe into the ocean after bundling up.

[Cassie]

Then Libre punts Power into the ocean aswell, the Pizza still dry...and it's gone. Well shit.

[Florien]

The Florie/ans, who are still in charge of the US-Government-in-exile based in Antarctica from who-knows-how-long ago, get the army to summarily execute Libre. They then retrieve the Pizza from an escaping ice floe.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

...Only to be intercepted by MP, who proceeds to take the pizza and blast both poles with a special heat-laser! Both poles melt, which causes the entire world to be sunk into the water, including the Florien/ans. However, said heat-laser also accelerates climate change, which creates many natural disasters, including a mega-hurricane that MP encounters. The Pizza slips out of MP's hands and sinks to the bottom of the ocean, where it is claimed by...

[Cassie]

LIBRE WITH A MOTHERFUCKING SUBMARINE!!!!

Said sub turns into a rocket, and abandons the flooded Earth going into an alternate universe. Libre checks the-THE SHIT!??? GONE AGAIN???

[PowerStroke6001]

Power was sinking into the subzero depths when she sees Libre snatching the pizza. A pressurized oxygen bubble miraculously engulfs her and floats her all the way into space, and she pops it with her horn and raids Libre's rocket for the pizza.