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awe, continuing the Yakuza references totally not influenced by the 7th game which is a banger despite the genre shift and isn't totally gushing and telling you to play it, grabs Libre by the neck and drags the both of them to... wait, is that plier-
*SNAP!!*
OHHHHHHHHHHUGFGHHHHH-
awe has performed one of the nastier Heat Actions and... oh sweet jesus, i can't even see fingers the same way anymore after that. just take the pizza, i think i need to *hurl.*
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SUPERJOHN HITS A RKO ON AWE BAH GOD! John then pins Awe to win the pizza! He then takes off with the pizza in his limo, not knowing who's driving him...
I can't think of anything clever.
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Dream (not that one)! Say, didn't we pull this scam once before?
Unlike Sylvi, Dream opts to remove Superjohn from the commandeered vehicle directly. She turns around, taps him on the head, and intones Exit. Superjohn vanishes in a crackle of energy, dropping the pizza neatly onto the limo seat. Dream nods, turns back to the road, and drives off for parts unknown...
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02-21-2021, 17:40:13 PM
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...only to be sucked into a UFO that was totally not stolen from Area 51 by Goose. Using genuine alien brainwashing technology, Goose coaxs Dream into giving him the pizza. He then ejects Dream from the UFO far up in the sky and blasts off into the wild black yonder, where he finds...
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Power, who built herself a makeshift rocket for both herself and the dino, spacesuits included. She blasts the UFO away with giant lasers and has the dino nab the pizza for her.
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Commander Yammark, who somehow got better via Deus Ex Machina shenanigans, shows up. She blasts the hell out of the dino and Power with her dragonfly drones before enjoying a slice of pizza. Wow~ This is just as great as those fleshbags say. But then, she gets vaporized by ...
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Libre with his RESONANT WAIL.
Then he scurries off with the rest of the Pizza, monching it down even more. Now there's only 25% left...
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
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Superjohn uses a time watch to go back when Libre just got the pizza and shoots him in the head. John then grabs the pizza and travels ahead a week, only to be ambushed by....
I can't think of anything clever.
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The Florie/ans, who, as they are wont to do, have brought a vehicle. In this case, the vehicle is a truck trailer with no truck attached. However, fortunately, it's on a slight incline, and it rolls towards and flattens Superjohn before crashing into a tree. The Florie/ans jump out and grab the Pizza from Superjohn's still twitching corpse. But then...
I am the They who says it!
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02-22-2021, 09:55:57 AM
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6k1's time machine shows up out of nowhere, and she jumps out of it and punches the Floriæns away with her Transia Corporation Exoskeleton. She then gives the pizza to Power, who rode with her to this point in time, and the latter thanks her for rezzing her and taking her here before 6k1 time travels back to her work.
Power then opens the box and sees that most of it was eaten already. As much as she wants to have the leftovers, this endless war will come to an anticlimactic end if she eats it all. She must protect this pizza at all costs!
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Future!Bee steals the pizza from Power, grabs SuperJohn's time watch to go back to the present, and hands the pizza to Present!Bee before going back to his own time.
THE BEES HAVE BEEN RELEASED. THERE IS NO ESCAPE.
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Libre viciously bites Bee with his human teeth, distracting Bee from the snatched pizza via deadly mouth germs.
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
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02-23-2021, 05:59:04 AM
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Power calls 6k1 again to take her back to the present, then asks her to challenge Libre and Bee to a three-way battle while she makes off with the pizza. 6k1 collapses her time machine and pockets it, then looks at them and presses her left pauldron to summon her Keyblade Armor and draw her sword.
"Bring it!"
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Awe921 draws the Masamune and tapes a cardboard single wing onto his back, proceeding to immediately go full Superboss mode and [strike]cheaply stunlock to death[/strike] gracefully strikes down Power, all the while doing his best Sephiroth impression. As a finishing move, Awe impales Power like how Sephiroth impaled Mario, except there was no fakeout.
Grabbing the pizza, he then sits still in place as any proper superboss would, waiting for a poor fool to come along and challenge him without knowing.
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Superjohn, dressed in Little Mac cosplay, sneaks behind him and uses a KO punch sending Awe flying. John then grabs the pizza but then...
A NEW FOE HAS APPEARED!
I can't think of anything clever.
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02-23-2021, 17:55:13 PM
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It was 6k1, who just finished off Libre and Bee with several strikes of her sword! She desummons her armor and confronts John and the pizza, raising her Exoskeleton-enhanced fists.
"I sent my pony counterpart Power back to my Multiverse for her revival and recovery. She's been through a lot just for this delicious prize, so in the meantime, I'm subbing for her!"
She positions herself in her fighting stance and locks her eyes at John.
"I could easily blow you across the Pizzarena with these, but I'll hold back so it'll be fair for us both. Winner takes the pizza, deal?"
And so she and John have an epic boxing match, and 6k1 KO's him in the head. She holds the pizza in the air as she celebrates her victory, but then...
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Mad shows up right next to Power in the boxing ring!
"LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO SCRATCH IT"
"BMFABETEHETHETETBETBEBATBEBABETBMFABETATAHETETBETGABETEBBTEABTHABHRTBHRTHEHAHBMBETTBABTBETAEBTETBHTEHABHETAHETABM"
Mad's epic freestyle causes 6k1's face to instantly explode, and Mad snags the pizza.
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02-23-2021, 18:50:41 PM
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awe921 walks up to mad and holds up an attorney badge, dressed in a fancy suit. before mad knew it, they were in a courtroom.
judge awe, the great totally unbiased justice, puts his glasses up and squints at a piece of paper.
"Ms... Madface, was it? You have been summoned to this court for a case of copyright violation against Thanos Beatboxing's property. By the power of this hammer and the free Popeyes' fries coupon I got from Awe, I deem you guilty."
and before Mad knew it, they were in a prison... or well, just a jail cell. in the middle of a desert.
awe walks out of the courtroom, pizza in hand. he tries to get his lawyer suit off, but doesn't realize he was still holding a pizza, causing it to roll down the street. he chases after it, only for it to be caught by...
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Superjohn, who uses his rocket powered fists on Awe to knock him out. John then hijacks a taxi and drives off with the pizza.
I can't think of anything clever.
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02-24-2021, 03:40:18 AM
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Later on, Libre and Superjohn leave the taxi, at which point the former pins down Superjohn's head and uses his mouth like a urinal. (ugh...)
He scurries off with the Pizza as Superjohn is forced to go to the hospital to rid his body of such toxic, yellow water.
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
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6k1's watch beeps, calling her medical staff over to retrieve her body for revival. They put her on a stretcher and take her into the portal while Power is discharged, fully recovered and ready to snatch the pizza. Unfortunately, she stepped out of the portal just in time to see Libre peeing into John's mouth.
"Euuugh..."
She looks away and misses her chance at stealing the pizza from Libre, so instead, she digs a pitfall trap and waits for him to fall into it. She then draws up tranq darts and shoots him in the butt with them, then levitates the pizza towards her and runs away.
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02-24-2021, 17:22:36 PM
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Mad shows up in front of Power, with a bible in hand.
"HAVE YOU HEARD ZE GOOD NEWS OF ZE LORD JESUS CHRIST?"
Power is convinced with Mad's speech and fully converts to Christianity.
Mad then leads her off a cliff, because it's a well known fact that Christians don't believe in gravity. She picks up the levitating pizza and jumps into a hole, which leads into...
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A lair full of Maverick Reploids. A group of criminal robots quickly mug Mad for the pizza. Commander Yammark must have tipped them off
Just as they are about to celebrate, they get eliminated by ...
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MP, who proceeds to shoot at the Mavericks using his personal army of T-Dolls and Kansens. MP and his army grab the Pizza and take shelter in the Cheyenne NORAD Shelter, when suddenly...
I don't understand any of this... I'm in a world of complete insanity...
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Vivi Elakha, who, with her new retconned name, combines the powers of Vivian TTYD and Vivi FF9 to blow the shelter to smitheroons from the inside with absurd OP fire magic!
But before she can grab the pizza, Sylvi shows up and buries her in a pile of catnip, nabbing the pizza herself while the Miqo'te is high off her ass.
She flies off...
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