[Roleplay - Drop-in] GET THAT PIZZA!: REBAKED

[Florien]

The earth is devastated once again. Massive flooding has occurred, little remains above water. However, the Florie/ans have a cunning plan. Of course, the laws of physics just need to change first, so they intimidate a genie into changing them. Now ice is denser than water. When Sea-ice forms, which is rare on the enormously warmed planet, it sinks deep into the ocean, and then floats on the dense saline currents of the deep ocean. The sea ice is spread all around the world on these currents, and it never sees the sun. No heat reaches that deep. Meanwhile, Power returns to earth, having run out of fuel to keep her orbit stable. Days pass. Then weeks. The little sea-ice that remains in those deep underwater rivers begins to accumulate. It becomes a positive feedback loop, with more ice sinking down there making the oceans colder, smaller, and denser, creating more ice which sinks. Eventually, the ocean is so cold and saline that all sea life dies, including the algae. 

Florien and Florian were waiting for this, having stockpiled an enormous amount of oxygen in the meantime. Power and the remaining population of earth die of oxygen deprivation, and Florien and Florian claim the Pizza, which is in perfectly good condition due to the freezing cold low oxygen environment, and flee to the frozen and recently unflooded wastes that were once the city of Addis Ababa with the Pizza.

[josh6243]

It's quiet. A bit too quiet. Perhaps, keeping this pizza will be like taking a candy from a baby?

Wrong! A pair of humanoid robots snatch the pizza from Florien and Florian and fly off with the pizza, box and all. They are curious on why the fleshbags want the pizza so badly. It can't be that delicious, right?

If you're wondering who those robots are, they are Metamor Mothmeanos and Commander Yammark. Both are tall humanoids (around 7 feet tall) with insect-themed armor. Metamor Mothmeanos is based on the moth, while Commander Yammark is based on the dragonfly. Their hair is unusual compared to the normal humanm with Metamor Mothmeanos having lavender hair while Commander Yammark having forest-green hair.  

Commander Yammark asks, "Oooh... This yumza is pizmy, I mean, this pizza is yummy!"

Tempting fate, Metamor Mothmeanos stutters, "I, um, h-hope that nothing bad were to h-happen to it before we, um, could eat it."

As if to prove the Mega Man X-based OC correct, the pizza is intercepted by ...

[Cassie]

LIBRE!!! Who highspeeds the pizza off the two robots and performs a RESONANT WAIL that shatters the metal that composes the two into powder!

"Fucking delicious pizza-HEY HEY HEY YOU BASTARD GIVE ME BACK MY PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!"

He goes full on ballistic and blows out another RESONANT WAIL at the shitheaded thief that nabbed the Pizza from him.

[awe921]

"what? i can't hear you i don't have fucking ears" spoke Awe, who somehow managed to circumvent the shockwaves that should have definitely disintegrated his bones and meat and hopes and dreams via his lack of ears.

Awe then proceeds to build a tower made out of black bricks, when suddenly it dashes towards Libre at Mach 7. Libre has been captured by a Rook, and by captured I mean painfully crushed. Turning a lever inside the tower, he puts the rook in reverse and captures the pizza for himself, ready to enjoy it in his menacingly fast tower.

[PowerStroke6001]

Power, after having been rezzed offscreen, is dropped off at Neo Addis Ababa. She removes her winter clothes and summons her Stand, then orders it to stop the tower by spraying sticky paint all over it. She then has it blast Awe off the captain's room with its magic, knocking the pizza into her hooves.

[Florien]

Meanwhile, Florien has gotten ahold of an ordinary black plastic king. The game ended, so surely the rook hasn't technically moved yet, right? Florien throws the king past Power, and Awe's rook sweeps past and crushes Power during the castling, knocking the Pizza into the grip of Florian. The pair run off with the Pizza.

[wingedcatgirl]

Suddenly, while the Floriæns are fleeing, Sylvi dashes past them, neatly bisecting both in a single stroke, sending the pizza flying into the air.

"En passant, bitches," she says, sheathing her sword and catching the pizza.

I don't think that's how that works.

Eh, maybe it's a stretch, but we've got a theme going on so I'm going with it.

[Cassie]

"EY SYLVI! *LOW-FREQUENCY RESONANT WAIL*"

Sylvi is immediately immobilized and soils her pants, at which point Libre hunt-kicks the Pizza off her hands, and scurries off with it, bringing some intact skin belonging to an individual previously seen on these lands...

[madface7]

"Hey! Don't make people shit their pants! That's disgusting! What, do ya got a scat fetish, prick?"

Libre is left stunned at this accusation, as Mad swipes the pizza and smacks Libre with it, killing him instantly using the SHEER MIGHT of the PIZZA.

[Superjohn 2.0]

Unfortunately madface gets GORED by Superjohn, killing her. Superjohn grabs the pizza and decides to walk on the side of the road, trying to hitchike.

[Cassie]

A car parks near Superjohn.

"Only the Pizza, no passenger. *brown note*"

Well shit, this time Superjohn didn't even get the chance to hitch a vehicle before losing the Pizza.

[Florien]

Silence, you fool!

Our sounds are better sounds!

Let our melodious voices lull you into a false sense of security!

Libre, distracted by this madness, immediately is silenced. He tries to open his mouth, but finds he can't. No false sense of security is brought forth, nor is any true sense of security. He panics and drives off at high speed directly into a wall. Florien grabs the Pizza from the wreckage of the car while Florian steals a different car, and they drive straight up into the sky, out of sheer spite for physics.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

...Only to immediately crash into PM's newly created rocket. PM takes the pizza from the car wreckage and lands on the moon, only to encounter...

[josh6243]

The ghost of Commander Yammark. Don't ask why she is maintaining a presence on this reality. You'll get more headaches than answers.

Anyways, Commander Yammark snatches the pizza out of PM's hands with her drones. She attempts to flee, only to be exorcised (behold the power of Christ, mofo!) by ...

[Superjohn 2.0]

Superjohn, who went online to get his exorcism degree. After Josh burns up, Superjohn grabs the pizza and flies off with his built in helicopter mode

[PowerStroke6001]

"Wow... you guys love killing me, don'tcha?"

Power returns after being discharged from the local hospital, driving the same flying machine Pinkie drove when she first met Gilda. She flies near Superjohn and rams him on the side, then grabs the pizza with the contraption and flies away. She then parks it at the highest peak.

[Cassie]

*RESONANT WAIL*

Then the peak collapses, and Libre nabs the-

*SEVERE CONCUSSION DAMAGE*

WHO THE FUCK BUTTED HEADS WITH LIBRE THERE!???

[awe921]

it was Awe, who fell head-first onto the King's pointy thing for the next chess thing he was trying to make. upset at the tainting of his pieces, he summons a table, slams on it, grabs the pizza, pushes the chair he was sitting on the whole time asides at lightspeed and shoves open a door in the bottom of a peak that doesn't even connect to anything as sad piano music plays.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

... MP then transforms Awe's King piece into The CD-I King Harkinian of Hyrule.

My ship sails in the morning...

With The King's ship and a contraption made with PM's rocket's remains, MP is able to track Awe's trajectory.

I'll take the Triforce of Courage to protect me!

With the Triforce of Courage, Awe is reflected and flies out of the atmosphere, dropping his pizza in the process. MP and The King dine on the Pizza together...

Mah boi, this pizza is what all true warriors strive for!

MP and The King are having their pizza dinner, when suddenly...

[Cassie]

*CHOMP*

With the Pizza directly on Libre's teeth, he sinks below the ship, landing on a soft landing pad of cardboard boxes. And oh gosh, he's already munching 25% of the Pizza...

[josh6243]

A mysterious hand reaches over to SomeLibre and attempts to strangle him. Once it's done, the hand grabs the pizza and flees. However, someone stomps it out harder than a cigarette. Who could the culprit be now?

[wmradar]

"I AM A STEGO-SAURUS!"

Wm, somehow now transformed into a brontosaurus, stomps the mysterious hands to death. He proceeds to try to bend down and eat the pizza, but it turns out that a long neck is less ideal for eating stuff off the floor than it is for eating tall tree leaves. Consequently, while Wm is fumbling around with the forest floor, the pizza is picked up by...

[PowerStroke6001]

Power, who miraculously survived falling from the collapsing peak. She looks up at Dino!Wm and weaves through his legs to get away from him, then summons a baby dino to guard the pizza.

[josh6243]

Hungry for knowledge and artificial cheese, Commander Yammark from an alternate dimension tries to snatch the Pac-Man shaped pizza from Power, but she gets crushed by ...

[Cassie]

"Alright, dickhead, this time you don't GET yer Pizza!"

Libre crushes the beefuck out of Yanmark with his brown notes, then nabs the Pizza from Power, and starts monching it down again.