[Roleplay - Drop-in] GET THAT PIZZA!: REBAKED

[awe921]

Awe, having calculated the exact trajectory MP will take by speaking to Jeremy, the Frog that Knows All. Awe then proceeds to slam MP's face with a chess board, challenging them to a game. He takes the white pieces, ready to perform the legendary Tennison Gambit; Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Variation.

Awe initiates with a standard opening- king's pawn to E4. MP goes d5, retaliating with the Scandinavian Defense. This is MP's first and last mistake, for the game is already over. The natural move would be to capture MP's pawn, but in the Tennison Gambit White's king's pawn will instead be sacrificed. Awe then plays Knight F3- MP responds by capturing Awe's pawn, attacking Awe's knight. Awe moves his Knight to F5, saving the piece and attacking the Pawn.

... after seeing that MP has fallen asleep from the sheer boredom of Chess, Awe proceeds to just launch the intercontinental ballistic missile to obliterate MP, taking the pizza as the explosion that definitely should be touching and killing him passes by harmlessly as he menacingly strolls away.

[PointMaid]

PointMaid walks up to PM. "You too, now? Where did you come from anyway? I already sometimes get confused whether someone means me or a Private Message. Granted, context usually sorts that one out, but still. Not amused."

She snatches the pizza while PM and MP are distracted by her rant.

Noticing Awe walking away with the pizza, PointMaid goes after him in bat form, and causes him to drop the pizza. Swooping down to pick it up...

[PowerStroke6001]

Power lands on her hornfirst. Thankfully the shock absorber ring she's wearing around it reduced the recoil damage, especially since she sharpened her horn before coming here. Hearts then picks up Power with its magic, then she takes the pizza and changes her Stand's SOUL to purple so it'll spray sticky paint at her pursuer(s).

[awe921]

Awe reconnects to the server after having spent a bunch of time learning how to rocket jump. He readies himself, graciously leaps into the air, points his launcher towards the ground...

... and blows himself up into pieces.

Respawning, Awe switches for the Rocket Jumper as he hops around. By the time he pulls out the Market Gardener to go for the kill, Power only could see a green blur flying at her before she got smacked by a shovel at Mach 5.

Awe then blasts himself off a tree and lands besides Power, snatching the pizza AND breaking his legs, rendering him immobile and helpless as he merely holds the pizza in his hands.

"f**k."

[Mackie]

Mackie enters the room to find Awe with two broken legs and a delicious box of greasy pizza in his hands, she walks up and simply snatches it out of them. Realizing the carnage around her, she sprints for the exit.

[PowerStroke6001]

Power gets up sees that her armor got a dent from Awe's shovel and her Stand retreated inside her. She trots away from him and chases Mackie, then trips her with her hooves and takes the pizza for herself.

[Cassie]

Libre trips Power with some spider webs, then pulls the pizza with the webs into his direction as Power gets crushed between a set of spider jaws .

[Subparman]

Before he can do anything else, Zorua comes up behind Libre, conjuring a set of chains on his hand — he launches them at Libre and they shoot through his chest. Zorua orders Libre not to breathe, causing the chains to instantly impale him, then dumps the dead spider into a ditch and flees with the pizza.

[PowerStroke6001]

Power wakes up in the Recovery Center again and upgrades her armor a little more to give it more strength on top of it being fireproof. She then looks out the window and sees Zorua making off with the pizza and glares at him.

"How dare you insult my pettable mane!" she shouts before throwing the side table in his direction, shattering the window. Power then teleports outside and fishes out the pizza, and then builds a fort around it, far away from the other thieves.

[awe921]

Awe, seeing the fort, is reminded of something. He builds an incline that he could slide off from.

He then duct-tapes a... steering wheel...? onto his right arm, holding a claymore (with a claymore taped to it's tip) with both hands. Awe then- WAIT WHAT HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSE???

Awe somehow glides up the ramp and manages to turn around mid-air with far more precision than any real human being could, all the while still supporting the weight of the wheel and the big claymore. Power is once again attacked by a green blur, this time being stabbed by a claymore (both the sword and the explosive). He then grabs the pizza, this time sliding up the stairs and out of the castle. He's intercepted mid-air by...

[madface7]

Mad, who has a flamethrower, airblasts Awe off a cliff, taking the pizza. Next time, try to stay away from Pyros while trimping.

[PowerStroke6001]

Power is sent flying off the fort by the explosion and lands on the tallest tree in the Pizzarena. Her armor was badly damaged from both the blast and the crash, but at least the leaves cushioned her fall. She rights herself and draws up binoculars to scout for the pizza thief, then summons a fire extinguisher and flies all the way to where Mad is like WALL-E. Power douses out the flames and cracks Mad's head open with the extinguisher, dropping her into the same cliff. Power then snatches the pizza in the nick of time and flies away.

[wingedcatgirl]

Sylvi points off into the distance shouting "POWER LOOK OVER THERE!!!!" While Power is distracted, Sylvi easily snatches the box out of her hand and flies away on a trail of pink smoke.

[Subparman]

Zorua follows after the trail of pink smoke, holding a paper stick. The smoke slowly swirls around the stick in layers, over and over, and—bizarrely—Zorua starts eating the smoke like cotton candy. Eventually there isn't enough smoke left and Sylvi gets dragged backwards, upon which Zorua shanks it through the spine with the stick and takes the pizza.

[PowerStroke6001]

Power chases after Zorua with her extinguisher, but runs out of foam and crashes into him, knocking the pizza off his hands. She then discards the canister and summons a guard dog for the pizza.

[Florien]

Florien is not known for liking dogs. Florian, however... is not known for NOT liking dogs, but IS apathetic about them. One flamethrower use and one hot-dog pun later, Florien and Florian are running off with the Pizza, unimpeded by any sort of canine creature.

[madface7]

Suddenly, while Florien and Florian are distracted, madface8, in a red and blue rubber spy outfit and an ushanka, kicks open a vent that suddenly appears above the two Florie/ans. They strangle the both of them from behind with their arms and steal the pizza, slipping behind a wall and going back into stealth mode.

[PowerStroke6001]

Power laughs at the Floriens' pun. "That was a doggone good one! I'm part of this club called the Blue Pun Clan, where the cool kids are/wear blue and make puns wherever they go!"

She gets her binoculars again and spots Mad8 sneaking away with the pizza. Power gallops in their direction and tries squeezing herself between the walls, but it's too narrow for a pony to pass through.

"Alright, time for Plan B..."

She summons a drill and burrows underground, feeling the vibrations above for Mad8's location, then ambushes them from below and steals the pizza.

[moefoxes]

"Oh look, it's the Pizza! But I can't just steal without a plan! How 'bout I use this time machine Tennis Ball built?"

So Ruby time travels to season 4 episode 14. She's underground, with a shovel, while magma chases her. Her shovel is made of Netherite, so she scoops up some magma with it and throws it at Power. Ruby steals the pizza and time travels back to the present with it.

[awe921]

Awe, somehow having gained a lot of cash to buy Mojang, proceeds to remove rubies from Minecraft, which promptly causes Ruby to disappear. Somehow.

Awe then grabs the pizza that's pending for a new owner and starts skateboarding away.

[madface7]

madface8, still wearing their spy getup, grabs a gun and shoots the wheels off of Awe's skateboard. He swerves and crashes into a gas station. Smoking a cigarette, m8 throws it next to one of the leaking gas pumps, and waits for it to explode. They take the pizza from the blast.

"I have made perfect plan to steal pizza," m8 says in a Russian accent. "Now I need to find way to make it look like accident... probably should have thought of that beforehand."

[AyyBee121]

Bee releases a swarm of bees (the insect, not the human-looking things) onto MadFace8, and takes the pizza while they're distracted.

[Cassie]

Libre [DATA EXPUNGED] Bee [DATA EXPUNGED], afterwhich he takes the pizza off of Bee's beaten corpse.

[PowerStroke6001]

Power is sent back to before she ambushed Mad8 from below and is sprayed with lava by Ruby. She expected the heat to take her out first, but she miraculously survives that. Her armor doesn't, however, as its fireproofing was worn out from all the damage. She gets her crystal ball from her saddlebags and activates it with her magic.

"Hey 6k1, a little help here? I'm a little stuck in time..."

"Okay, I'll get you outta there!"

Power ends the call and puts the ball back in her bags. She then sees 6k1's time machine appear in front of her, and 6k1 fetches her and takes her to the present.

"Alright, I've to get back to work, so good luck getting that pizza!"

6k1 then disappears in a blink, and Power pursues Libre for the pizza. Seeing how brutally beaten up Bee was, she draws up a lasso and snatches the pizza from Libre from a distance before teleporting away.

[Subparman]

Unfortunately for Power, she ends up teleporting right in front of Zorua, who immediately turns up and starts a rap chorus about how her hairline “looks like the McDonald's symbol”.

While she's busy fuming about it, they grab the pizza and dip. Riding a flying spaghetti monster, that is. whoops double post