[Roleplay - Drop-in] GET THAT PIZZA!: REBAKED

[madface7]

Mad, still in her attire from before, decides to grab a pineapple from the fridge and hurl it straight into MP's direction.

...She's not strong enough to throw it that far, and she messes up the trajectory, so it splatters all over her face.

"Sigh... fuck it, I'll just use the vhip. Vhip? Whip? Why am I speaking in a German accent?" She flings the whip... and it's not long enough to reach MP.


Mad just angrily stomps over, holds her hands out, and waits for MP to give her the pizza out of pity. He does, and Mad walks away with it. 

[PowerStroke6001]

Power mutters to herself that Awe misgendered her and continues her search for the pizza. She checks that she packed her ice pack in her saddlebags, then throws the former at the back of Mad's head and levitates the pizza out of reach of the others... hopefully.

[Guma]

Guma takes out Power's ice pack and bludgeons her with it, then grabs the pizza with nonexistent hands.

[awe921]

Suddenly, a black smoke appears behind Guma. Emerging from it was Awe's hand, who grabs the pizza... and also grabs and sets the ice pack besides to Power to apologize for the misgendering earlier. Awe then proceeds to start digging straight down, until he falls into a cavern complex. He starts running off, deeper into the caverns. But someone else had the same idea for going underground...

[Caret]

...it's Goose, holding a RIDICULOUSLY HUGE HAMMER™. Goose catches up to Awe and mallets him down, reducing Awe to half size. Goose then grabs the pizza and warps back to his airship, where he decides to polish his hammer collection. Little does he know that someone else boarded his airship...

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

... And that someone is MP, who proceeds to throw Goose out of the airlock of the Airship. But not before grabbing the pizza and setting the airship's course for Japan for... something. MP gets there, only to encounter...

[wingedcatgirl]

... a very confused Sylvi Elakha, who somehow got redirected attempting to teleport to Hingashi for her next Resistance Weapon quest.

(Murderverse? What Murderverse? This is Sylvi Elakha Prime, who has only ever been in Final Fantasy XIV Online A Realm Reborn. And never mind the red hair streak.)

Annoyed at this disruption and feeling uncharacteristically bloodthirsty, she job-changes to Summoner and obliterates MP with Bahamut-egi's Akh Morn attacks.

Then, like any adventurer presented with an unimaginably desirable item, she retrieves The Pizza and prepares to display it in her home.

[KungFuCutbug]

[...only to get impaled in the chest from behind by a Sephiroth-cosplaying Cutbug. Yes, they know it's the wrong Final Fantasy game. No, they do not care.

They quickly spin their Masamune around to fling Sylvi E.’s corpse to the wayside, sprouting a wing afterwards and catching the pizza in midair. Then, they fly straight up, hoping to avoid encountering anyone on the way up.]

[Florien]

And indeed, they encounter no one while flying straight up. However, when they angle slightly sideways so as to properly be able to fly, a sandbag falls from the sky and smashes them from the air. Florian throws a grappling hook from the hot air balloon and hauls the Pizza aboard. Florien pulls the gas-handle, and the hot air balloon ascends above the clouds, taking the Florie/ans into the jet stream, so as to hasten their escape.

[awe921]

Suddenly, the Florie/ans are surrounded by jet planes. One of them inches closer to the balloon, revealing Awe as a military pilot.
Awe then starts writing on the window.

"ILLEGAL AIRSPACE"
*wipe wipe*
"TIME 2 DIE"

The planes pull back and blows the hot air balloon with a hail of bullets. Awe sweeps in, lets the pizza slap onto the hull of the airplane as the Florie/ans fall to their doom and lands in the middle of Area 51's runway, retrieving the pizza and getting ready to eat it.

[Cassie]

The sight of going up against the originator of this conflict proves to be too much for Libre, and he quickens the Terrible Change upon this world, instantly turning Earth into a wasteland with Area 51 becoming the central landfill.

Bloodthirsty as hell, Libre digs into the trashpile and retrieving the pizza, before setting off an extradimensional nuke that brings forth the Jotun Infovore, and [DATA LOST] .

After escaping without the Infovore tailing him, Libre puts a bunch of olive oil, salt, pepper, and BonCabe chili powder on the pizza, before...

[Billy5545]

The HGS!Billy, but as yet another of his data clone, arrives. He immediately uses his Stand to hold Libre in place, before throwing him back into the destroyed Earth for the Infovore to kill him. Billy then closes it before the being can follow him too, then travels into a new Earth.

[wingedcatgirl]

Data-Sylvi confronts Data-HGS-Billy with a Data-Gun and Data-Shoots him.

Also apparently there's a Data-Sylvi now.

She takes the Data-Pizza -- no, sorry, regular pizza --

[awe921]

Awe, now realizing he has become data, proceeds to immediately become a Kingdom Hearts superboss since apparently being data gives you the pass to make many a players throw their controller into their TV screens in a blind fury. I'm looking at you, Data Riku and the Data XII fights.

Anyways, Data Awe proceeds to unleash a billion attacks that for some reason rip out 9/10ths of your health for every single attack. He then dives to grab the pizza from Data Sylvi's battered corpse.

Unfortunately, somebody has read the GameFAQs on the Data Awe boss fight and is ready to cheese the crap out of him.

[PowerStroke6001]

Power returns wearing some light armor since it would take her much longer to summon a stronger one due to its complexity. She watches the data clones duke it out, but gasps upon seeing someone familiar.

"Billy?!"

She's from the same Multiverse as him (more or less), and just like him, she also has a Stand, which she got from the Arena. She doesn't summon it for now and instead draws up a deadly computer virus and sics it on Data Awe. She then summons a bubble shield (again from her drawings) around the pizza and carries it with her.

[Zanreo]

...Only for the shield to be popped by a bunch of spikes, thrown by Zanreo. She jumps up, grabs the pizza, and runs into a deserted building...

[Florien]

The deserted building is perfectly safe. Zanreo is safe. The Pizza is safe. Everything is safe.

...

For about five seconds. Then, the Florie/ans crash through the wall on a bulldozer, burying Zanreo in the rubble. They dig out the Pizza, and ride off into the distance very slowly on a steamroller stolen from a nearby road resurfacing crew.

[moefoxes]

Ruby was on the top of that building for whatever reason, and let's say it was particularly windy today, which blew her off the edge. She falls near the steamroller, shattering on impact. But conveniently, there's a Recovery Center nearby, which she pops out of, running towards that steamroller. The Florie/ans, confused as to why someone fell out of the sky, left their pizza unattended, which Ruby promptly runs off with.

[PowerStroke6001]

Power immediately recognizes the one who just stole her pizza. It was Zanreo, one of her old acquaintances, and she wonders how she's doing here.

She runs into the building and lifts the rubble with her magic, then buries Ruby in it before making off with the pizza.

[Subparman]

Soon enough, Power's interrupted when an ice cream van swerves across her path, blasting the Roblox Kid Screaming audio at approximately 114 decibels. Zorua (no, not THAT Zorua) leans out the window trucker-style and informs her of her yee-yee ass haircut, causing her to immediately burst into flames. They then snatch the pizza with an extendo-grip and speed away.

[PointMaid]

PointMaid comes up from the ground in front of Zorua like a mole, driving a drill car, spewing dirt everywhere. She gets out of the vehicle, and yells "I am the Underminer!", cackles, and runs off with the pizza, Zorua having been stunned into silence. "...I always thought that was a cool line. Good movie, The Incredibles." But not before paying the actual Underminer for the loan of his vehicle. Then she runs off.

[PowerStroke6001]

Power wakes up in the Recovery Center and wonders what Zorua meant by "that Zorua", but she shrugs it off. She's still mad at that insult, however, for if her best friend back home heard of this, he probably wouldn't like it in the least. She spends her time recovering to make fireproof armor, then puts it on before being discharged. She then sees PointMaid drive the Underminer's vehicle to steal the pizza.

"I love that movie, too!" says Power as she then summons her alicornlike Stand, Hearts Strong as Horses, and orders it to coat the ground with slippery paint using its horn. PointMaid slips and falls, and Power then changes her Stand's SOUL color to blue and orders it to levitate both her and the pizza. Hearts nods and flies up while lifting them.

[moefoxes]

"Okay Puffy! I see the pizza! You can let go now!" Ruby fell and hit Power square in the face, distracting her as she swiftly grabbed the pizza from out of the sky. As she continued descending, her friend Puffball's fluffy pink fur broke her fall. "Don't call me Puffy, but I still saved you, cause I'm NICE." She flew down to the ground on a place where it wasn't slippery, and Ruby hopped off, pizza in hand.

[madface7]

Mad runs by with her whip in hand, and whips Ruby, slicing her in half. No, not slicing Ruby in half, somehow it slices Mad in half.

The halves both form into different people- one looks like regular old Pizzacatcher Mad, the other a yellow blob with a red jacket and blue pants.

"Madface8?"

"In the flesh."

Pizzacatcher Mad grumbles, as she did not want to have to deal with madface8 yet again. She lassoes Ruby with her whip, and throws her in madface8's stomach. Blown back, m8 starts chasing after Mad, who has the pizza, and both engage in a big ball of violence.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

While Pizzacatcher Mad and madface8 fight among each other, MP slips The Pizza out for a completely empty pizza box. 

Out of nowhere, however, PM, MP's alternate self from the universe where everyone's name is reversed, snatches the pizza for himself. After a quick misunderstanding and talk, they decide to share the pizza, when suddenly...