[Roleplay - Drop-in] GET THAT PIZZA!: REBAKED

[Zanreo]

But the spaghetti monster turns out to be no match for the powerful charged beams from Zanreo's Triple Laser. As Zorua falls off, Zanreo grabs the pizza from them and starts flying upwards with a jetpack.

[PowerStroke6001]

Power pouts at Zorua insulting her mane again, but at least she wasn't set on fire this time. While brainstorming a comeback for them, she summons her Stand and orders it to fly up and shoot magic lasers at Zan. It knocks her out of the sky, sending both the jetpack and the pizza plummeting below. Power desummons her Stand, then steals the jetpack and flies off with the pizza.

[madface7]

"Flying off with pizza, eh? You do not know what I am capable of." m8 constructs a helicopter made entirely of oranges, and flies it up to Power. She shoots her down with a cannon, and steals the pizza. "Never take my pizza, you equine scum."

[Cassie]

*CUM*
M8 gets dostracted with the typo and the noise, making the orang chopper fall apart, Libre snatching the Pizza shortly afterwards.

[PowerStroke6001]

"Well, I ain't givin' up just yet!" Power shouts as she falls, her jetpack knocked off her back. She rights herself and draws a big cushion, then throws it down in time for her to bounce off it. She nails the landing just as she pilfers the pizza from Libre.

[Dookie]

Dookie walks up.

"U R A Pupu Head"

This is bad enough, that Power dies from the roast. Dookie takes the pizza.

[Cassie]

#No.

Shook at the false answer, Dookie blanks out, and Libre nabs the pizza to bite the crust.

[madface7]

Mad returns with her whip, and gaslights Libre into thinking he's in a Johnny Test episode by making a crack sound every time he moves. After Libre descends into madness singing the Johnny Test theme, Mad lassoes the pizza away.

[PowerStroke6001]

Power wakes up in the Recovery Center again and groans.

"Ugh... I'm very sure this is the second time I died from an insult... and it's 'Pow-Pow', Dookie, not 'Poo-Poo'!"

She spies on him with her binoculars, but instead spots Mad. Power draws up earplugs and wears them, then teleports near her and ties her up with her lasso (Power's own) before making off with the pizza, running away as far from the ones who killed her with insults as she can.

[AyyBee121]

Meanwhile, a Bee in what appears to be a security guard outfit just watched Bee's death on a special screen. He runs to a room with a wall made of hexagon-shaped canisters to a female Bee technician on a control panel.

"Ma'am, Orange Drone #21 died again."
The technician sighs. "Well, I guess we have a few spare bodies."

The technician presses a few buttons, which causes a robotic arm to grab a canister and place it on the floor. The canister opens with a "Fwoosh" and out comes a new Bee, clothes and all. This new Bee then steps on a teleporter pad and teleports on top of Power, then runs off with the pizza.

[wingedcatgirl]

Sylvi hacks the source code of reality to somehow apply the MtG "legend rule" to Bee, causing all the spare Bee clones to spontaneously disintegrate!

... She belatedly realizes that this doesn't include the one in front of her holding the pizza, and opts to just hit him with a stick and yoink the pizza and run while he's disoriented.

[Cassie]

Libre thwacks Sylvi with an aluminium baseball bat and nabs the pizza.

"HSSUSKSKAOSBSKSJSAVJANANA!!!"

[PowerStroke6001]

"So... who wants to play ball with me?"

Power summons a baseball machine and pelts Libre with 1000 baseballs before snatching the pizza.

[Subparman]

Slugger Zorua steps up to the plate and tries to hit one of the baseballs from the machine... only to miss by a mile and a half. He looks on in despair for a second, Bakamitai starting up in the background, then shrugs nonchalantly and immediately starts beating the living shit out of Power with his bat.

Once she's incapacitated, he draws the phrase “Lol rekt” on her face with a marker and takes the pizza.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

MP comes in and dunks Zorua into a basketball hoop to a familiar tune:

Come on and Slam! And welcome to the Jam!

MP then snatches the pizza, only for the tag team duo of The Noid and Hatsune Miku to come in and take the pizza for themselves.

[Dookie]

Michael Jordan comes in and takes the pizza and slams it in a basketball hoop.

"Kids, don't fight for food. Unless it's a Big Mac. And even then, don't kill."

Meanwhile, Dookie takes the pizza from Michael and runs.

[PowerStroke6001]

Power wakes up in the sports stadium's clinic. The doctor treats her bruises and holds a mirror in front of her, and she flares her nostrils when she reads what was written on her face.

"So..." she says to herself, "I guess we're rivals now, Zorua..."

She then asks the doctor to scrub the words off her face, then plans her next move while recovering. Once she's discharged, she goes to the basketball court and knocks Dookie out with a basketball before stealing the pizza.

[Zanreo]

But Zanreo is lurking nearby, knocks out Power with a bicycle she found somewhere, and rides outside on the bicycle, still holding the pizza.

[Subparman]

Zorua yells at Zan that all she had to do was follow the damn train, causing her to fall off the bike and see a “wasted” screen. He then drives a sports car straight into the pizza and books it.

[Florien]

It was at that moment that the Pizza was flipped up by Zorua's car's wheels when Zorua realized that he had fucked up. The Pizza sails clear over his head. Distracted by this turn of events, Zorua crashes into a wall and dies. Accident investigators Florien and Florian come on to the scene and confiscate the Pizza as evidence. They then toss it into an evidence locker, where surely no one will ever find it among the badly indexed evidence. After all, it took seventy years to find Trotsky's Ice-Axe, who knows how long it will take to find a Pizza?

[awe921]

The mission is simple- avoid detection and get the pizza.

In the middle of the night, a hatted figure sneaks into the station. The infiltrator slips into the locker rooms; not even a minute in and he's already blended in.

The infiltrator then looks into the evidence files, walking into the light of the so-conveniently placed lightbulb to reveal it's Awe. Fortunately, the pizza has that really good smell, easily detecting the pizza. Awe stuffs it in a conveniently pizza-box shaped evidence box and sharpies it with 'pizza lol'. He then walks out of the evidence room and starts a motorcycle, biking away.

As Awe drives away into the middle of the night, he realizes something.
"... wait, could i..."
A devious idea forms in Awe's mind. What if he tried pre-emptively attacking the next pizzacatcher that comes after him?
Awe brakes, quickly steals a stop-sign (causing an accident not so soon after he left) and aims the sign so that if a Pizzacatcher comes after him, they're likely going to collide with the stop-sign.

[PowerStroke6001]

Power spends the night wrapped in bandages she drew up herself, but with one of them hanging loose. Once she's recovered, she hobbles back into the Pizzarena like a mummy but freezes upon seeing Awe careening towards her with the stop sign. She reflexively pulls the loose end of her bandage and snags the sign with it, then teleports on Awe's back and smacks him with it. She then takes the pizza with her and wraps it with the remaining bandages before running away.

[Cassie]

Libre bodyslams Power from a great height, crushing all of her bones and organs. He skedaddles with the Pizza in hanf-THE SHIT-

[awe921]

awe921 had stolen the pizza without Libre even noticing it.

and now, for my next trick, i'll make him disappear too!

FINGERSNAP! Libre had disappeared (actually sent into Brazil) and the audience cheers!

Unfortunately between the audience was...

[PowerStroke6001]

Power, who's now keeping a death counter ever since she got out of the Recovery Center yet again.

"So far, I woke up in a medical room 5 times already, but that ain't stoppin' me!"

She plays Telephone with the crowd and orders them to pass the pizza to her. Surprisingly, they all the message loud and clear, and once the nearest person hands her the pizza, she drills underground to escape, then fills up the hole before leaving.