[Roleplay - Drop-in] GET THAT PIZZA!: REBAKED

[madface7]

...and sees Mad on the ground below.

"Hey, Sylvi, you are a cutie head, you know zat?"

As the catgirl is flattered, she flies back down and hugs Mad, who pickpockets the pizza off of Sylvi while she's not looking. Mad leaves and Sylvi is none the wiser.

[PowerStroke6001]

Power just so happens to fall on top of Mad as the latter runs through the valley, crushing her.

"Well, that was easy."

She gets up and sees that she crushed the pizza box with her flanks.

"I wish it kept its thick crust, but pizza is pizza!"

She takes the pizza and finds a cave on one side of the valley, then hides in it.

[awe921]

Awe921 falls from the skies, causing a shockwave to traverse across the ground and knock Power off her feet. He then slams Power between two gongs to turn her 2d, then proceeds to rip her in half like paper. Taking the pizza, Awe then proceeds to take off to the skies (somehow) to the hot vacation spot of Hell, which is somehow a planet amidst Space to enhance his pizza with demonic blood.

[Cassie]

"ALRIGHT, DICKHEAD, SOMEHOW YOU FUCKIN DEFIED THE LAWS OF PHYSICS WITH SHEER DEAFNESS. THIS TIME IT WONT HAPPEN."

At this point Libre blurts out a tone that makes Awe's bones rattle till they shatter into powder, then grabs the pizza and ditches off of Hell, to go back to Earth.

[Superjohn 2.0]

Superjohn, angry at what libre did to him, grabs him, takes the pizza from him, then throws him into a septic tank.

John with the pizza calls for a Uber driver, hoping for better luck then the Taxis.

[josh6243]

The Uber driver turns out to be just a normal Uber driver, but his payment is rather unorthodox. It's the pizza John is holding right now! At least he dropped John off to his destination safe and sound. Good drivers are hard to come by these days, ya know.

Just as the Uber driver is about to report the payment to his supervisors, he gets robbed by...

[madface7]

MAD ENTER DIMENSION WHERE EVERYONE CAVEMAN.

MAD CRUSH ROCK WITH STICK.

MAD MAKE SHARP ROCK.

MAD KILL JOSH WITH ROCK.

MAD GET STONE PIZZA.

MAD HUNGRY.

[Superjohn 2.0]

Caveman Superjohn beats madface up and takes the pizza. He then uses his stone based dimension traveling device (how does it work? Fuck you that's how!) And gives the pizza to normal cyborg Superjohn, but suddenly the door is smashed open by ....

[josh6243]

Caveman josh6243 who is mad at Superjohn for no reason at all. Humanity should have returned to being monke. Just as caveman josh6243 escapes with the pizza, he dies to the diseases in today's era and loses the pizza to ...

[PowerStroke6001]

6k1, who time-traveled after arranging for Power's 10th or so death.

"How did Awe manage to turn her into Paper Stroke, her clone that she brought to life with her art magic?" she wonders to herself as she returns to the present. She steps out of her time machine, collapses it before pocketing it, and makes the pizza invisible with her cloaking device.

[madface7]

No pizza theft here, go home.

[Cassie]

Suddenly the scene cuts to a load of kitty litter upon Mad's back.

"When the THE PIZZA"

Oh come on, Libre, you could've struck the irony back upon Mad when she accused you of having a scat fetish.

Anyway meme by Sylvi&.

[josh6243]

Josh6243, confused by these shenanigans, tries to order a pizza, but he gets robbed by Commander Yammark, who gets blown up by ...

[Guma]

Guma, who has acquired the mystical World Keyboard from the deepest depths of Lander, Wyoming. He presses F12 and uses Inspect Element to change Josh643's above post to, “Josh643 gives the pizza to Guma, who has acquired it through their hard and honest work and definitely not any cheap tricks. Also, I am a muffin.”

[AyyBee121]

Wait, what's that? An undead hand coming out from underneath the ground?

Huh. It seems Bee has risen from the dead as a zombie, after being killed by Libre's deadly mouth germs. He emerges from the ground and steals the pizza from Guma.

[PowerStroke6001]

6k1 gets a fork and pokes around for the invisible pizza. Huh, she could've sworn she cloaked it completely, but the thief still snagged it under her nose. She wanders around and sees Zombee stealing the pizza from Libre, and she summons her Keyblade Armor and amputates his arms with her sword before running away with the pizza. Her armor may look heavy, but it doesn't impede her speed.

[Cassie]

"WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO STEAL FROM POWER AND 6K1 SO MANY TIMES!??????????????????"

Libre yeets Zombee's armless corpse right back upon 6k1, then pulverises her armor and her body with RESONANT WAIL. He picks up the Pizza and monches 30% of it on the way to Tropesburg.

[Florien]

The... well, they don't really count as "boys" by any stretch, especially considering their gender, which has ranged from ambiguous to nonexistent, But they're back in town, to kill Libre specifically. Libre is far too slow to escape Florien and Florian, who are, as previously stated, back in town. They approach Libre, and on seeing that he's DARED to consume any of the object of pursuit, they promptly eviscerate him, and reconstitute the Pizza after extracting it manually. They then extract Libre's vocal chords, to silence his wails, and go on their merry way, the repaired Pizza in hand. After a few hours of travel to the region and several days sitting in traffic to get within city limits, they arrive in Bleakton, (the city where dreams go to die!) Confident that there's no way anyone will be able to get through the impenetrable wall of traffic, they hide out in a crumbling abandoned apartment building.

[Superjohn 2.0]

Superjohn, who downloaded the teleportation app into his cyborg body, appears before Florien and Florian. He beats the shit out of them, then throws them off the building, then takes the pizza and teleports, only for the Teleportation app to be a trap designed by....

[josh6243]

Commander Yammark and Morph Moth. Morph Moth gives Commander Yammark a high-five before a celebratory slice. Both Mavericks couldn't even enjoy the pizza as they get retired by ...

[Cassie]

Libre, who at this point has become a half-mannequin half-corpse thing with his skin and external organs around it. That's creepy and gross.

After nabbing the Pizza, he goes back to where his synth voicebox had been thrown away, picks it back up, puts it back where it originally was (his throat), then puts the Pizza upon the grass with a plate under it.

"Those motherfucking Flories are gonna regret it once I start dancing."

[Superjohn 2.0]

Libre get hit by a giant laser fired by a Satellite owned by Superjohn. Superjohn appears and picks up the pizza, then drives off in a tank.

[wingedcatgirl]

But suddenly it turns out the tank is actually being driven by Robin!

"How do we keep pulling this same trick on Superjohn specifically?"

"I dunno, he just seems to be the last one in the thread a lot when we check."

The two of them yeet Superjohn out of the tank and into the sun.

At this point Robin belatedly remembers that he and Sylvi aren't on good terms in this thread, just in time to react when she punches him in the face and they get into a Big Ball Of Violence. (Which is impressive, since they only have one body between them.)

While they're distracted with that...

[Cassie]

"SYLVI YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD! COME HERE SO I CAN STEAL YOUR SKIN!!!"

IMMEDIATELY the half-mannequin half-corpse thing that is Libre rushes into the ball, flings Robin out of it, then skins Sylvi like a freaking tomato, leaving the Pizza 37.5% chomped off now.

It's real horrific that all Libre took was Sylvi's skin, and nothing else. Hurry up and get to the hospital...

"Oh and also, this is for a ritual that uses some intact skin."

[josh6243]

Commander Yammark turns out to be the nurse. She proceeds to give Libre a dose of unknown medicine and robs the pizza while he's subdued. In her haste, she gets ambushed by ...