Hunger Games Simulator - Trouble Cube Edition

[PowerStroke6001]

TVT OG Events (13)

* (Player1) (gives/gives/gives/gives/give1) (Player2) a relaxing massage.
* (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) fatally struck by lightning.
* (Player1) accidentally (steps/steps/steps/steps/step1) on a mound of carnivorous fire ants, which tear apart and feast on [typeC1] flesh and bones.
* (Player1) (goes/goes/goes/goes/go1) swimming, but (gets/gets/gets/gets/get1) swept away by the current. (Fatal)
* (Player1) repeatedly (slams/slams/slams/slams/slam1) (Player2) back and forth like (a metronome/a metronome/a metronome/a metronome/metronomes2). (Fatal)
* (Player1) (suplexes/suplexes/suplexes/suplexes/suplex) a boulder, just because [typeA1] can. (Undertale)
* (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), and (Player5) throw (Player6) a surprise party.
* (player1) (teaches/teaches/teaches/teaches/teach1) (Player2) how to fight.
* (Player1) (trains/trains/trains/trains/train1) (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), and (Player5) in combat.
* (Player1) (hurls/hurls/hurls/hurls/hurl1) a boulder at (Player2), crushing [typeB2] underneath it.
* (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), (Player5), and (Player6) play Spin the Bottle. (Blacklisted)
* (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), (Player5), and (Player6) play Truth or Dare.
* (Player1) (shoves/shoves/shoves/shoves/shove1) (a serrated knife/a serrated knife/a serrated knife/a serrated knife/serrated knives1) up (Player2)'s (rear/rear/rear/rear/rears2). (Fatal)

TVT Reboot Events (14)

* Upon witnessing (Player1) do something disgusting, (Player2) (lets/lets/lets/lets/let3) out a big "NO!"
* Upon witnessing (Player1) kill (Player2), (Player3) (lets/lets/lets/lets/let3) out a big "NO!"
* Upon witnessing (Player1) kill (Player2), (Player3) (lets/lets/lets/lets/let3) out a big "YES!"
* (Player1) (gets/gets/gets/gets/get1) hit by Error 404 and (is/is/is/is/are2) erased from the HGS Server.
* (Player1) (gets/gets/gets/gets/get1) stuck in a cave. (Player2) (enters/enters/enters/enters/enter2) the cave to rescue [typeB1] and (succeeds/succeeds/succeeds/succeeds/succeed2).
* (Player1) (gets/gets/gets/gets/get1) stuck in a cave. (Player2) (enters/enters/enters/enters/enter2) the cave to rescue [typeB1] but (kills/kills/kills/kills2) [typeB1] instead.
* (Player1) (gets/gets/gets/gets/get1) stuck in a cave. (Player2) (enters/enters/enters/enters/enter2) the cave to rescue [typeB1], but [typeA1] (is/is/are/is/are1) long dead by the time (Player2) (arrives/arrives/arrives/arrives/arrive2).
* (Player1) (gets/gets/gets/gets/get1) stuck in a cave. (Player2) (enters/enters/enters/enters/enter2) the cave to rescue [typeB1] but (dies/dies/dies/dies/die2) along the way. (It's implied that P1 found their way out the next day/night)
* (Player1) (takes/takes/takes/takes/take1) a picture of (Player2), but it turns out [typeA1] (is/is/are/is/are1) taking a selfie instead.
* (Player1) (puts/puts/puts/puts/put1) a blanket over (Player2) and (tells/tells/tells/tells/tell1) (Player3), (Player4), and (Player5) to pretend [typeA2] (is/is/are/is/are2) invisible. They leave (Player2) alone.
* (Player1) and (Player2) are so madly in love with each other that they forget to eat and starve to death. (Blacklisted)
* (Player1) (covers/covers/covers/covers/cover1) (Player2) with gunpowder as the latter tries using (a fire attack/a fire attack/a fire attack/a fire attack/fire attacks2) on [typeB1], causing [typeB2] to explode. (Pokemon, P1 kills P2 in a counterattack)
* (Player1) (vaporizes/vaporizes/vaporizes/vaporizes/vaporize1) (Player2) with laser eyes while T-posing for dominance. (Undertale trailer)
* (Player1) (saves/saves/saves/saves/save1) (Player2) from drowning by giving [typeB2] CPR.

TC Originals (3)

* (Player1) (insults/insults/insults/insults/insult1) (Player2)'s (hat/hat/hat/hat/hats2), but (Player2) (says/says/says/says/say2) that (Player3) (thinks/thinks/thinks/thinks/think3) (it's/it's/it's/it's/they're2) great... which is high praise because (Player3) (wants/wants/wants/wants/want3) [typeB2] to be more like [typeC2] (hat/hat/hat/hat/hats2).
* After (Player1) (defeats/defeats/defeats/defeats/defeat1) (Player2), the latter (bites/bites/bites/bites/bite2) [typeC2] own (tongue/tongue/tongue/tongue/tongues2), (traps/traps/traps/traps/trap2) [typeD2] in a water prison, and (summons/summons/summons/summons/summon2) three sharks to eat [typeB2]. (Naruto)
* (Player1) (tries/tries/tries/tries/try1) pulling (Player2) from the edge of a cliff with rope, but (loses/loses/loses/loses/lose1) [typeC1] grip. (Player2) (falls/falls/falls/falls/fall2), but the artifact attached to the rope (sends/sends/sends/sends/send2) [typeB2] to (Player3)'s universe, never to be seen again. (Centaurworld, natural death for P2)

[awe921]

(Player 1) (pets/pets/pets/pets/pet1) Dusty, the cutest kitten in all of Trouble Cube. All is well.

[Kafkaesque]

• (Player1)! (He's/She's/They're/It's/They're1) back in town! (bloodbath only)
  
• (Player1) (drinks/drinks/drinks/drinks/drink1) milk to make [typeC1] (skeleton/skeleton/skeleton/skeleton/skeletons1) strong and healthy. Cue (Player1)'s (skeleton/skeleton/skeleton/skeleton/skeletons1) bursting out of [typeC1] (body/body/body/body/bodies1). (fatal, day/night/Feast)
  
• (Player1) (breaks/breaks/breaks/breaks/break1) (Player2)'s legs because [typeA2] wouldn't stop prank calling [typeB1].
  
• When (Player1) (dies/dies/dies/dies/die1), (Player2) (gets/gets/gets/gets/get2) sad... because [typeA1] owed [typeB2] money.
  
• (Player1) poisoned the water supply. Now (Player2), (Player3), (Player4) and (Player5) are dead. Whoops.
  

[Whistle]

(Player1) (falls/falls/falls/falls/fall1) facefirst into a beartrap. (Fatal)
(Player1) (sees/sees/sees/sees/see1) some good-looking berries. And then [typeA1] (falls/falls/falls/falls/fall1) dead. (Fatal)
(Player1) (sees/sees/sees/sees/see1) some good-looking berries. [typeA1] (gives/gives/gives/gives/give1) them to (Player2), who then (dies/dies/dies/dies/die2). Whoops.
(Player1) (steps/steps/steps/steps/step1) on some leaves and (falls/falls/falls/falls/fall1) into a bottomless pit. (Fatal)
(Player1) (pets/pets/pets/pets/pet1) Jupiter, the old cat who wishes he could have been TroubleCube's mascot. He bites (Player1) and draws (his/her/their/its/their1) blood.

[wingedcatgirl]

(Player1) (is/is/are/is/are1) at (Player2)'s source material. [TypeA1]'(s/s/re/s/re1) at (Player3)'s source material. [TypeA1]'(s/s/re/s/re1) at the combination (Player2) and (Player3)'s source materials.

[The Map Maker]

(Player1) (confuses/confuses/confuses/confuses/confuse1) (Player2) with (a character/a character/a character/a character/characters2) from the former's source material.

(Player1) (confuses/confuses/confuses/confuses/confuse1) (Player2) with (a character/a character/a character/a character/characters2) from (Player3)'s source material.

[GoldenCityBird]

Just wondering if events/signups are closed yet, and if we should start getting the save set up. I'll be happy to run/set up events if needed.

[PowerStroke6001]

I think now's good time to close the event suggestions. Libre will host BTW.

EDIT: Unfortunately, GCB's internet got cut off, so he gave up savemaking/running.

EDIT 2: Libre and Kaf have set up the Clean Save and the latter is running as we speak.

[Cassie]

Alright lets get TC HGS S3 started baybayyyyyyy

Reaping (Backup)

Battle Music: FNF VS Impostor - Sussus Toogus

Bloodbath (Backup)

• Camping equipment for the entire group, woo!
  
• Uh oh, Tiger Telematics can shapeshift into ANY console now!
  
• You bombarding bumfuck. YOU KILLED THE KING!
  
• WTF? These kids are betting on how much kills they can rack up!?
  
• Illuminating Hunger Games? Hah-[bapped] Oooookay that's no joke apparently!
  
• Ricken. You could've killed Judy with those.
  
• LMAO DISCOURAGE
  
• SANEK!???? oh mai god Sanek tells WALL-E a freak threat- [laughter ensues due to the changed name]
  
• ANOTHER DISCOURAGE this time from someone actually named Snake
  
• ...this is Suzuka's first time yo.
  
• Yo Dr. Wasabi, YOU GOT THE WRONG BAG!
  
• Ran! Why are you breaking a cookie's nose over bread!?
  
• NO GOD MINDY GOT THE CAT SPIT AAAAAA-
  
• lmao wut in-universe host? Anyway that's just a box.
  
• YOU DO NOT KILL YAKUZA, YAKUZA KILLS YOU!!!
  
• Oh great the albums have shapeshifting powers lmao
  
• Why the fuck did Captain Barnacles contemplate suicide yikes. Good thing he was snapped out of it.
  
• Ayo Maribelle you could've gone straight to killing Anger
  

Day 1 (Backup)

• Oh SHIT Lemon Cookie went off with the gunpowder on Violet!
  
• No, Crow, Yew comes from none of those albums! [facepalm]
  
• No, folks, he's not literally melting his brains out.
  
• WTF. Mousse is more inclined to kill than Picard, eh?
  
• Yep, that's Snake! Not Sanek or Snake 2!
  
• Aaaaaaaaand how can that be an attack, Tiger?
  
• lmao this businesswoman has a crisis
  
• Alexis, Ultimate Broadway Circus Diva!
  
• ayo wtf why does the pic look like Cherry set off too many bombs
  
• Ah, yes, hopefully it hasn't turned into a cookie at this point for being there for so long...
  
• MONSTA X WHY DIDN'T YOU DRINK BEFORE THE SEASON STARTED
  
• Uh, hello? Yes, I like to report a fire in a painted hole.
  
• Bloody TOM-
  
• are you fucking kidding me Suzuka? What bad influence could Solid Snake ever have on WALL-E?
  
• Death the 13 does an extravagant display of how she takes Badeline's life. 5/10 too complicated.
  
• Ohhhhhh no, Wonho's spooked by his own whispering...
  
• [Baka Mitai in earrape ensues]
  
• Marceline yells at Sanek (or should he be Snake 2?) to defend Barnacles.
  
• Yes, I'm her sponsor alright.
  
• Cry, for you look like a joke character.
  
• Dr. Wasabi Cookie doesn't seem to be a historian, y'know.
  
• LMAO CHILLI PEPPER COOKIE ALSO GETS CREEPED OUT LIKE WONHO
  
• YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Henry! That's an impressive statue you made!
  
• Judy went into Henry's statue, canon.
  
• LOL you're not getting ANY info from Rod, sorry!
  

Fallen Tributes: King Harkinian, Anger, Violet, Captain Picard, Monsta X, Badeline

Kill Tally

• Cherry Cookie: 1
  
• Maribelle: 1
  
• Lemon Cookie: 1
  
• Mousse: 1
  
• Death the Thirteen: 1
  

[Guma]

F

[KungFuCutbug]

"...Whoops. Knew I had a bad aim with a bow... Ah well, guess I'll stick to blowing things up next time! The lightshow's WAY more worth anything an arrow can do! Kyaaahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

[wingedcatgirl]

"I thought I told you to leave me the fuck alone, teal!"

Yeah that's not happening while you're in these games.

[Kennifer]

"I'm going to have this song stuck in my head for DAYS!"

...was that even Delilah's text color I forgot lol

[wahoothis]

"You find yourself ensnared by a simple link under the guise of an interesting pictorial. A gateway to a world filled of mockery and derision in a catchy mantra. Try as you might, you cannot click off the video. For you have given yourself up an area that'll never let you down. You've been taken to. . . The Rickroll Zone."

[HypeKitty1]

great job dying Violet

[psychedelicate]

Monsta X died because for some reason they didn't even think to drink anything before the season started? Meh, figures.

It's up to you now, Wonho.

[EeveeGirlChey]

Bloody Servo, Bloody Servo, Bloody Servo...

[Whistle]

Poor Chef.

[PowerStroke6001]

The sequel (prequel?) to Steven's Knife: Greg's Dagger!

[Cassie]

Battle Music: FNF VS Flippy: Flipped Out! - Triggered

Night 1 (Backup)

• Hey, don't insult the child!
  
• Hey come on, Majima hasn't done any harm yet!
  
• Hooooly shit poor Marceline...
  
• Youkai don't need to eat cookies to live, idiot!
  
• Whoa hey! Lemon Cookie's out for an electrifying challenge from Skiggs!
  
• Uhhhh, did Suzuka caught herself under any actual injuries?
  
• lmao get rickrolled by Death herself
  
• Greg must've thought Cherry Cookie's committing cannibalism with that theft. Totally didn't happen, nope!
  
• A box in a torture dance!? The poorlar bear's convinced that this is just some dastardly hallucination!
  
• mikan why are you straight up snorting sugar
  
• ...isn't Zootopia already 3-dimensional?
  
• PFFFFFF-Always scared of your own voice, huh, Chilli Pepper?
  
• Goddammit Christian you could've fired the cactus first
  
• IDK what kinda guy Chef Beck is, but I feel like he'd be the kinda guy to unironically pronounce the phrase with PINGAS emphasis.
  
• WTF were those Mindy(s) doing!?
  
• Don't praise dark shadows - praise BLOODY TOM!
  
• Clover, the most animesque of the trio is disappointed when Crow, the most live-action of the group does the best in making anime art.
  
• Oh god, Mousse is at it again, this time killing Kiryu for being late in returning books!
  
• ...Meito's dumb. June and Solid Snake come from two different types of media, bruh!
  
• lmao more musical brain melt
  

Day 2 (Backup)

• ["host vs. vigilance" starts playing]
  
• WHOLE buncha albums saw Majima hit the vents!
  
• The Drip cannot be predicted, Chen, as you found out yourself. [trollface]
  
• Don't you value your life more? Say oof for me~
  
• This just in; Lost Death only works on biological entities.
  
• Yew preps the salvo in order to outkill Henry.
  
• Giant cotton swabs aside, RIP Crow.
  
• THE GREEN ONES ARE DRUGS, JUNE!
  
• I can only imagine Wonho already getting distracted before realising that Roman ended his yelling right away.
  
• ...so the vultures also got a taste for metal (by Crow).
  
• Fucking vultures could've went for Ricken's corpse instead...
  
• Oof! Henry only racked up 30 hotdogs, and no kills! Disappointing!
  
• How do you remove a tooth from a cookie lmao
  
• Poor Barnacles gets taunted by a narrator this time. As if getting torture-danced with a box in the group wasn't shitty enough.
  
• [pulls out Random.org for some reason] And Angelina wins this round of Mario Kart!
  
• How the fuck- that's not how magnetization works!
  
• Yeah, I can see why. What the fuck kinda scarecrow likes lemon juice?
  
• River. Right text.
  
• OH MY GOD ALEXIS! Did she become a murderous killing game player or something!?
  
• I...that's a weird derision of combat.
  
• ...beer with gummy bears- [malfunctions]
  
• Ohhhhhhh no Tiger Telematics has become god now. PLEAAAAAAAAASE no-
  
• [facepalm] Mindy, look where you're going!
  
• Box, wtf, Kirk was just singing. Geez...
  

Fallen Tributes: Marceline, Christian, Kiryu, Crow, Ricken, Maki, Cherry Cookie, Suzuran, The Second Coming, Rod, Mindy, Captain Kirk

Kill Tally

• Alexis: 5
  
• Mousse: 2
  
• Cherry Cookie: 1
  
• Maribelle: 1
  
• Lemon Cookie: 1
  
• Death the Thirteen: 1
  
• Cherry Blossom Cookie: 1
  
• Ran Yakumo: 1
  
• Box: 1
  

[PowerStroke6001]

"If every porkchop were perfect, I wouldn't be stacking these hotdogs!"

[psychedelicate]

Lmao what the heck Wonho

[Billy5545]

Oof welp, Suzu got killed.

Also lmao at Mousse worfing Kiryu

[Kennifer]

Alexis wtf.

[Whistle]

It's become incredibly obvious that a cardboard box is a force to be reckoned with.