Hunger Games Simulator - Trouble Cube Edition

[EeveeGirlChey]

Poor Crow :(

[Cassie]

Battle Music: FNF VS Impostor - Lights Down

Night 2 (Backup)

• No I said praise BLOODY TOM-
  
• Whoa! Ran stopped herself short of killing Souther there!
  
• ELISE! YOU GOT LUNG ILLNESSES GET SOME HELP!
  
• What kinda Gizmondo wishes will pop up, ey?
  
• THERE'S A POSSIBILITY THAT THIS ROBOT'S BEEN COMPROMISED BY A PARROT, YOU FOOLS.
  
• Angelina: "And they drive my up the wall in Mario Kart!"
  
• ...i mean between the two, Mikan has a mouth.
  
• Well this is a wack pirate crew.
  
• BLOODY TOM wins the chess match, bitch.
  
• Box somehow fixes Mikan's wounds.
  
• Ayo oh fuck Delilah died of dysentery
  
• ...ya think Majima has superpowers, huh!?
  
• Uhhhh, high/low voltage jokes ensue upon the tree.
  
• OH GOD YOU GOT A STICKMAN!
  
• Poor Peso's flipper can't reach the inside of the machine
  
• Apparently Dr. Wasabi knows CPR! Whaddya know!
  
• Yoooooo Cablecrow got bomb kills!
  

Day 3 (Backup)

• Eat the funnel cake better next time, please!
  
• Greg! What're ya doin' being invisible!?
  
• Ye how the fuck did this child of a catgirl swing such a big spoon!?
  
• Peso's inspired to...force someone to do a failed attempt at a godhood ascension, like what happened to poor Alexis. Yeesh...
  
• ...Henry deadass derided so much media in a single VC session!
  
• Tribute hunt! Tribute hunt!
  
• F but not really to Alexis, who killed 5 people but then died trying to become a god.
  
• ...Wonho's been drinking because of those tribs?
  
• FUUUUUUUUU NO SNAKE GET OUT PLS
  
• Welp, that's another cookie crumbled. [slice]
  
• Well somehow Adrien survived that.
  
• Beware, for there is BLOODY TOM in the distance!
  
• Ohhhhh lawd what kinda wack science shit did Dr. Wasabi did this time?
  
• deadass cannibal narrator
  
• No use in hiding in boxes, Snake. June never sleeps.
  
• Tiger kills Majima with a sickle.
  
• fuuuuuuuuuu fucking laptop...
  

Fallen Tributes: Delilah, Mousse, Skiggs, Alexis, Cherry Blossom Cookie, Majima

Kill Tally

• Alexis: 5
  
• Mousse: 2
  
• Cablecrow: 2
  
• Cherry Cookie: 1
  
• Maribelle: 1
  
• Lemon Cookie: 1
  
• Death the Thirteen: 1
  
• Cherry Blossom Cookie: 1
  
• Ran Yakumo: 1
  
• Box: 1
  
• Tiger Telematics: 1
  
• WALL-E: 1
  

[KungFuCutbug]

aaand I'm out, rip

[ThatIdiotMan]

Oof, I'm also out.

[Kennifer]

Double oof for me.

[psychedelicate]

Now Wonho knows how it feels to be driven to drink. Serves him right for doing that to someone else.

(in all seriousness though we really need more events here lol)

[EeveeGirlChey]

BLOODY TOM

[PowerStroke6001]

Greg singing sea shanties on his guitar.

[DaveTheAssassin]

Well, that's one sliced cookie for dinner.

[Zanreo]

Tiger becoming a god and getting wishes fulfilled? pls no

Also Meito pls

[Whistle]

box has some skewed priorities

it tends to somebody's wounds and yet kills someone for singing

[Dookie]

“…Yeah, I have to say that I think MBDTF is just a light 6 out of ten, and personally, My Bloody Valentine is just boring. Oh, and Radiohead was only good on Pablo Honey and The Bends. Ok Computer is too ambitious for my tastes…”

[HypeKitty1]

Olga stay safe

[Cassie]

Battle Music: FNF Flipside - Loner

Night 3 (Backup)

• [human noises]
  
• How could this game of I Spy be boring when BLOODY TOM exists!?
  
• ...lmao like being energetic as all hell is such a bad influence on EVE.
  
• The Captain needs some combat experience if he's gonna lead deep-sea explorations!
  
• The REAL Chosen One would have full respect for someone's privacy wishes, bleh.
  
• The sound of Peso's what!? His flippers? His butt? His beak?
  
• Box buys lemon car, nothing interesting.
  
• Mikan Shake-[shot for piss-poor attempt]
  
• Cablecrow: "Do as I say and traverse the poles, I dare you."
  
• Chilli's not faring well from her own whispers, heh? Now she's got nightmares!
  
• ...basically 9 out of the 25 albums get seperated, that's all.
  
• Chef Beck looks too cursed to have any good luck, lol
  

Day 4

• Hurry up, Balladeer! Greg already got a kill, and Alexis still has 5 after she died!
  
• Souther's the one with a mouth, lol.
  
• ...where did you get that cube, huh? Sus.
  
• Why the fuck is a Cookie Run character at a combo of Octonauts and Nasuverse-
  
• Oh no, you fool, you succumbed to your whispers and killed Meito for no reason!
  
• This is an odd hunting party.
  
• Snake kills Angelina and rips the albums to shreds!
  
• WALL-E! LOOK WHERE YOU'RE GOING, DAMMIT!
  
• why is this (presumably) powerful stickman scared of mice lol
  
• lmao Maribelle you bungled the voicecall
  
• ...Why is a Henry pic there? And why is he betting with Yew?
  
• Chef Beckland? WTF.
  
• Everyone's happy that this...copycat of Snake is now dead. Thanks June.
  
• [cable reeling noises as Cablecrow steals from Elise]
  
• Fuck. Don't try to save anyone now, Mikan! Lest you kill someone!
  

ARENA EVENT WARNING: HURRICANE INBOUND

• Sucked Away: Olga Marie, Maribelle, Adrien
  
• Sucked Away Along The Way: Ran and Solid Snake, Wonho and Souther, Death and Mikan
  
• Bouldered: Snake by Clover, Peso by Greg, The Balladeer by Suzuka
  
• Debris Demise: Dr. Wasabi Cookie, The Chosen One,
  
• Everyone else survived, thank god.
  

Fallen Tributes: Meito, Angelina, A bunch of albums, WALL-E, Sanek, Olga Marie, Maribelle, Adrien, Ran, Solid Snake, Snake, Wonho, Souther, Death the Thirteen, Mikan, Peso, Dr. Wasabi Cookie, The Chosen One, The Balladeer

Kill Tally

• Alexis: 5
  
• Mousse: 2
  
• Cablecrow: 2
  
• Snake: 2
  
• Cherry Cookie: 1
  
• Maribelle: 1
  
• Lemon Cookie: 1
  
• Death the Thirteen: 1
  
• Cherry Blossom Cookie: 1
  
• Ran Yakumo: 1
  
• Box: 1
  
• Tiger Telematics: 1
  
• Chilli Pepper Cookie: 1
  
• June: 1
  
• Clover: 1
  
• Greg: 1
  
• Suzuka: 1
  

[Zanreo]

Oof, RIP Meito

[Dookie]

R.I.P., victims of Hurricane Snow.

[The Map Maker]

What a time to have my first tribute betrayal, huh?

[PowerStroke6001]

Looks like Greg wants to win that bet!

[Whistle]

Chef has really got some odd priorities.

[Cassie]

Battle Music: FNF VS Sonic.EXE - Endless

Night 4 (Backup)

• That's 8 people in a row already obtaining that this night.
  
• The rickroll contains your own whispers. FACE IT.
  
• Aaaand then Yew tells June of his plans to rack up kills.
  
• Barnacles, what the hell happened!?
  
• [Gizmondo noises]
  
• Cablecrow: "I don't have ears and yet you deafened me. There will be comeuppance for this, you sick girl."
  

Day 5 (Backup)

• BLOODY TOM AGAIN
  
• ow
  
• Geez, how the hell can you do that, Roman? Plus I'd expect massive difficulties stemming from molasses stuck in your fur!
  
• Suzuka do not kill River just because you lost in a chess match pls
  
• And there goes Chilli Pepper Cookie again, driven mad by her own whispering and fartblasting EVE.
  
• JUDY, YOU IDIOT! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING TURNING WITH A DRAGSTER!?
  
• bear scared of mice lol
  
• Lemon Cookie quickly leaves after accidentally stabbing the businesswoman.
  

Fallen Tributes: EVE, Judy

Night 5

• Yeow. Don't eat so many chilli peppers, everyone.
  
• ...well I wished Suzuka killed River after losing in the chess match. Fuck you, and I hope your last words are "oof", River.
  
• What!? The fuck kinda burger did Roman eat!???
  
• With all the EPIC Gizmondo shit that entails!
  
• o shit Lemon Cookie's got a stopwatch now. Flash kinnie imminent.
  
• Stop spitting at the cookie's mouth! She'll dissolve!
  
• RIP Elise's meguca powers.
  
• BLOODY TOM just fucking annilihilates Cablecrow holy shit!
  
• Ayo a wack Mario Party group
  
• You've killed and done freak shit, Greg.
  

Day 6 (Backup)

• Clover, stop deafening people, dammit!
  
• Cool Bug Facts: Roman failed in squashing Suzuka the bug way. F.
  
• Said pose is basically Lemon Cookie chilling, lol.
  
• do not take over Chef Beck's homeworld, pls
  
• ...how? You three fuckers are weirder than her now that Elise lost her meguca powers.
  
• Burgers and molasses, fight me.
  

Fallen Tributes: Yew, June, Cablecrow, Roman

15 TRIBUTES REMAIN. FEAST IS NEXT.

Kill Tally

• Alexis: 5
  
• Mousse: 2
  
• Cablecrow: 2
  
• Snake: 2
  
• Chilli Pepper Cookie: 2
  
• Suzuka: 2
  
• Cherry Cookie: 1
  
• Maribelle: 1
  
• Lemon Cookie: 1
  
• Death the Thirteen: 1
  
• Cherry Blossom Cookie: 1
  
• Ran Yakumo: 1
  
• Box: 1
  
• Tiger Telematics: 1
  
• June: 1
  
• Clover: 1
  
• Greg: 1
  
• Tom: 1
  
• River: 1
  

[GoldenCityBird]

Welp, I'm out.

[PowerStroke6001]

Yep, Greg's Dagger's becoming a thing.

[Dookie]

BLOODY TOM

[EeveeGirlChey]

BLOODY TOM

[HypeKitty1]

yay a update