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[Roleplay - Drop-in] GET THAT PIZZA!: REBAKED
mad pizza

mad pizza

mad pizza
what the fuck how is mad taking the pizza how could you do a thing like this what the fuck what the shit im actually crying right now

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Libre pulls Mad off of the walls, scurrying off with the Pizza.

*KAKOOM*
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.


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ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID

She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed

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Superjohn cashes in his Money in The Bank contract, hitting Libre with a Diamond cutter, then pins him to win the pizza. He escapes on a motorcycle, chased by ...
I can't think of anything clever.
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The Denver Broncos, now led by their new coach, Commander Yammark. The football players trample all over Superjohn. Just as Commander Yammark is about to retrieve the pizza, she gets erased by ...
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Dookie, with a giant pencil. He runs with the pizza to his car, but is stopped by...
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
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Matthew, who grabs Dookie by the arm and flushes him down a giant toilet. He grabs the pizza and quickly runs off with it. But then he bumps into...
I like bananas. They're yellow.
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Superjohn, who dumps him into a hole and fills it with cement. He then grabs the pizza and uses his cyborg abilities to fly off.
I can't think of anything clever.
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Superjohn gets hit by a rock into the ground as the Pizza starts gliding down like a frisbee, swooced by Libre, then *MONCH* *MONCH* *MONCH* *MONCH*
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.


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ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID

She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed

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Well, will you look at that, Elliot's back with no explanation whatsoever!
Opening a portal directly under Libre to the S H A D O W R E A L M, the cat quickly stole the pizza from the confusion of the poor guy.
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Matthew jumps down out of nowhere with a freeze ray and shoots Elliot with it, making him into a nice ice sculpture. He rips the frozen pizza off Elliot's hands. He thaws it out and goes on his way.
I like bananas. They're yellow.
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Libre jumps out of the Shadow Realm, monching 8% of the Pizza before tackling Matthew and pulling the Pizza off his hands.
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.


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W H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S

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ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID

She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed

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Commander Yammark yanks the pizza before dropping it in the Sahara Desert by accident. She somehow dies of overheating, letting someone else take the pizza.
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Wm, now dressed as Lawrence of Arabia, pops by with a camel platoon and takes the Pizza. 
Indulging in some reference work, Wm takes his platoon on an epic trek across the desert, the cinematography showing how vast the desert is and how small they, by comparison, are. 
Eventually the caravan settles down near an oasis. This proves to be a mistake, however, because...
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Libre shows up where the caravan parks, skinning Wm and stealing the Pizza, monching whilst running away.

WATCH OUT-
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.


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W H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S

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ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID

She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed

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Superjohn pops out of the ground and shoots Libre in the head, then grabs the pizza and tunnels back to his underground base.
I can't think of anything clever.
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Unfortunately for Superjohn, Elliot, still as an ice sculpture, had fallen in from the entrance, clocking him in the head and making him drop the pizza.
Unfortunately for Elliot, he shattered on impact with the ground because it would be funnier for him to not get the pizza.
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Libre grabs the Pizza and starts monching it, mockingly sitting near Elliot who's powerless to stop him.
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.


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ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID

She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed

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Superjohn wakes up and snaps libres neck. He uses a device to restore the pizza. But then the underground base starts shaking as scary music is heard...
I can't think of anything clever.
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It's the boss theme for Mega Man X6. Commander Yammark steals the pizza once again, but she gets flattened by ...
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She gets rolled into a pizza by a steamroller, driven by Matthew. He grabs the pizza from her twisted hands and heads off with it. But then he bumps into...
I like bananas. They're yellow.
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JKBenbot?! Who reverses time to when commander Yamark had the pizza and flattened her with a Anvil and replaced the pizza with a normal pizza for Matthew to have!
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AW FUCK LIBRE SNATCHED THE PIZZA FROM JKBENBOT WITH HIS MOUTH SOMEONE STOP HIM BEFORE THE PIZZA IS GONE!!!
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.


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W H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S

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ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID

She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed

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Superjohn grabs libres tongue, and somehow pulls it out and strangles libre. John then picks up the pizza and flies off with his rocket powered feet.
I can't think of anything clever.
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Bee, who is somehow a living human again, falls from the sky onto SuperJohn, then takes the pizza while he's still on the ground.
THE BEES HAVE BEEN RELEASED. THERE IS NO ESCAPE.
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Commander Yammark shoulder-rams Bee and robs the pizza, only to be sealed in a glass jar by ...
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