Bottled Time

[TalesofUnder]

We start when we've met everyone, of course!

[PointMaid]

Brain also seems to be somewhat suspicious of finding exactly the size outfits he and Pinky require. Still. Hmmm. It... might help to know some of you better. I suggest a round of 'why did you sign up?' I signed up because, well, apart from being a stepping stone to taking over the multiverse, it's rather hard to take over a world in a confused, scrambled timeline where everything is unpredictable, isn't it? Much better to know what you're working against. And Pinky is... well, he's with me.

[Dookie]

Alex finally gets up.

“So what are we doing again?”

Eve is nowhere to be seen.

Until she runs back with a new uniform.

“Look! I even got one for you, too!”

She hands one over to Alex.

[Kennifer]

Kennifer has now found an... interesting range of clothing in her size and by that I mean a lot of them are as ruffly as the time periods will allow for.

[MadeOfMilk]

I mean, I'm no stranger to weird time shenanigans. It.... kind of comes with the territory when you're from the future.... well, future to you guys, at least. Neither is Jeffrey, but he'd rather beg for scritches and preen his wingpits than get invested in human history.

She raises an eyebrow when she discovers clothing made perfectly for a medium-sized parrot....

[TalesofUnder]

Three people have not come out of their tents yet. Their names are Olivia Thyme, Adobe Flash, and Dio Brando.

[wingedcatgirl]

"I've been working with the time cops for a few months," Eri says. "There was this 'confluence of time' I unknowingly got involved in, and... after how I handled the first event, they wanted to be sure I could drive the rest of them in the right direction."

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Cool Sendri puts on one of the outfits, a brightly-colored windbreaker straight out of the early 90s. WHY FLORAN SSIGNED UP, HUH? ISSN'T IT OBVIOUSS? IT'SS WHY ANYONE WOULD SSIGN UP: TO ENSSURE AN EXCELLENT WORLD FOR THOSSE WHO COME AFTER USS. TO BE GOOD TO EACH OTHER. THAT'SS WHY FLORAN DOESS WHAT THEY DO; THERE'SS PLENTY OF PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO TRY TO MAKE THE WORLD BOGUSS. FLORAN'SS HERE TO SSTOP THAT. BESSIDES.

They take out some meat wrapped in paper, and take a hit off of it. TIME TRAVEL IS EPIC ASS HELL.

[PointMaid]

Well... yes. Brain actually seems to grin. The science is quite interesting, and it should be like an experiment every time.

[Kennifer]

"I just... don't like disruptions to the timeline," said Kennifer without elaborating further, as she pulled on a jacket over her clothes.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Evil Jay Leno finds all of his outfits, which fits in with the time, making him look as fancy as an entertainer could look in any of the time periods he will eventually visit.

Well we can't have people meddling with time affairs, can we? What if someone kills a fly and it affects the timeline to the point none of us are born? That's something that scares me greatly. Plus I like to meet people, whether it's in the past, present or future.

[TalesofUnder]

I... cannot disclose why I joined. It brings back memories that I would much rather forget.

[SapphireStarblazer]

"Why I signed up?" Roxy asked Brain before walking in a circle for a few rounds, thinking of her answer.
"I think it's easy to say," She decided, "I've personally signed up to make sense of the world and time around me.  I want to know why there's some... thing threatening to destroy my home so I can more easily defend it.  ...That and I need material."

[Dookie]

Eve, with a stylish choice of early 80s clothing, starts meeting everybody.

“Hello! I'm Eve! What are we supposed to do here?”

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Alex, meanwhile, is getting dressed in a grungy flannel t-shirt and pants setup.

[PointMaid]

I'm... sorry to hear something is threatening your home. Um. Material? What sort of material are you looking for?

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Material, like jokes and all? I can hook you up with some writers if you need any material.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Cool Sendri squats down to Roxy. AGREE WITH THAT RAT. THAT'SS AWFUL. YOU KNOW, IF YOU NEED ANYTHING ELSSE YOU CAN'T FIND HERE, FLORAN'SS GOT FRIENDSS. THEY MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP YOU OUT.

[PointMaid]

...Mouse, Brain mumbles, slightly annoyed at being confused for a rat.

[SapphireStarblazer]

Roxy perked her ears and wagged her tail in response to the sympathy, lying on her stomach.  "Thanks, it means a lot," she said, "But as for the material- the 'partts', I mean, they act as my place's currency. ...We don't have that much to go around."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Hmm? Where do you come from anyway that has this kind of currency you're talking about? Evil Jay Leno asks Roxy.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

OH, SO LIKE SSPACE-REDDIT GOLD, HUH? BECAUSSE FLORAN'SS GOT PLENTY OF THAT TO PASSSS AROUND.

[SapphireStarblazer]

"what the-- w-what's a Reddit?" Roxy asked Cool Sendri before taking a few moments and shaking her head.  "Whatever.  To answer your question, Evil, I'm from a small village populated by dogs that talk and act like you- like... humans, if you will.  There used to be humans, but something happened to them and now one of their creations is on our ass. ...In that case, I should ask the same of you. So where do you come from?

[KungFuCutbug]

[Future Luke is just chillin’ in the background, sorting through his outfits.]

[MadameButterflyKnife]

"FOR YOUR INFORMATION, FLORAN'SS NOT A HUMAN, BUT A FLORAN. AND AN INCREDIBLY COOL ONE, AS YOU CAN SSEE FROM FLORAN'SS DRESS AND SSKATEBOARDING ABILITIES" They do a kickflip.

"WHERE FLORAN'SS FROM? THAT'SS AN INTRERESSTING SSTORY ACTUALLY. BORDERING THE LINE BETWEEN TUBULAR AND BOGUSS. FLORAN'SS HOME PLANET'SS PART OF AN INTERGALACTIC DICTATORSSHIP. FLORAN'SS GOT INTO TROUBLE WITH IT FOR THE MERE CRIME OF HAVING THE SSAME NAME AS IT'SS LEADER. AND GOT ARRESSTED. AND ESSCAPED.

[Kennifer]

"I'm from Earth. Yeah, I'm aware there's probably a bunch of dimensions with planets called Earth and no I don't know which one specifically."