Bottled Time

[Billy5545]

"Fine, sergeant." Dio says with reluctance to the sergeant, because he's supposed to be a higher being than everyone here. So it's humiliating for him to be put into a same level as everyone in the organization. He's also tempted to give a mean look at Roxy because of what she said, but he holds himself back.

Dio then says to Madelyn, "you could try that on me if you want. You won't last long against me."

"But anyway, I'm going to get along with all of you, and I will be honorable enough to never break this promise. After all, I also applied for this job because I'm concerned about the destruction of my universe if the Natural Code is ever ruined."

[MadameButterflyKnife]

"ALRIGHT. BUT FLORAN'SS KEEPING AN EYE ON YOU; FLORAN'SS DEALT WITH PLENTY OF EGOISSTSS THAT INCREASSE THE BOGUSSNESS OF THE UNIVERSSE. ANYWAYSS. ISS THERE ANY OTHER INFORMATION WE NEED TO KNOW BEFORE WE ENTER THOSSE TIME WARPSS? OR ARE WE READY TO GO?!

[Billy5545]

"Right, what else should we prepare aside from special clothing that will protect a vampire like me from sunlight?"

"and speaking of special clothing, where may I find those?"

[Kennifer]

Kennifer just... points at the various clothing stockpiles without a word.

[Huney]

"Excuse my lateness, please,"

A woman with short black hair, two scars over her eyes, steps out.

"I am Officer Olivia Thyme. Could anyone tell.me what I missed? I apologize again, a case had me busy."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Hey there, officer. We're all just introducing ourselves and getting clothes to go back in time with. I'm Evil Jay Leno, pleased to meet ya.

[PointMaid]

You may call me Brain. My associate is Pinky.

[Dookie]

“So...uh...what are we supposed to do?”

[Huney]

"... Evil Jay Leno. I feel like I've heard that name..."

[Kennifer]

Kennifer waves to the newcomer.

"Hey. My name's Kennifer."

[Dookie]

“Name's Alex.”

He puts his hand out to shake.

“And this is Eve.”

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Evil Jay Leno looks quite surprised over Thyme's statement.

Oh? My name rings a bell, does it? Perhaps you've heard my name from my late night talk show in Hell called the Evil Tonight Show?

[TalesofUnder]

Your mission is to venture into these rifts and radio back to the Ministry, so they know the exact situation they've got on their hands and what equipment they'll need. See what I mean about this not being a particularly difficult mission? 

Well... since 11 out of 12 people are accounted for, I suppose we can begin our mission. You see those seven time rifts?

(Nikei points to the seven time rifts nearby. From left to right, they are colored yellow, gray, green, blue, red, brown, and pink.)

Those are the rifts you'll be venturing into. They all lead to different time periods.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

GOT IT, BRO! FLORAN CALLSS TAKING THE BLUE RIFT!

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

I'll take the gray rift.

[Dookie]

“Gre-“

“RED!!!”

“…Fine.”

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

I'll take the pink rift.

[Huney]

"Well, I've never been to Hell. Except for that one time..." Thyme puts a finger to her chin in thought. "Nevermind me. Perhaps it's deja vu."

She takes Adam's hand, shaking it. "It's good to meet you. Let's work together for a good shift."

Finally, to the rifts she turns. "Hm. Seems quite simple, then. I'll be taking the green one."

[SapphireStarblazer]

Roxy, after having carried the skateboard back to the main area and nosing it over to Sendri, looked at the portals for a moment.
"Red, sir," she decided.

[Kennifer]

Kennifer looks at the rifts for a moment before deciding. No purple? Okay, fine.

"I'll go with yellow, I suppose."

[TalesofUnder]

>Blue rift

Through the blue rift, Cool Sendri emerges in a Caribbean port town. Judging by all the pirates running around, and the nearby bar, it's probably sometime in the 17th century. A nearby sign reads “Arglebarglebagel”, and you see two ships in the nearby ocean.

>Gray rift

Through the gray rift, Evil Jay Leno emerges in a hustling and bustling Roman city with aqueducts littered all around, centurions and citizens walking in the streets, and the Colosseum and emperor's palace in the dead center.

>Red rift

Through the red rift, Alex, Eve, and Roxy find themselves on a long and winding forest path. After trekking it for a while, they find, at the end of it, a Japanese-style palace. They feel as if they are not alone... but they're not actually in danger of dying to the ninjas.

>Pink rift

Reisen finds herself in an odd-looking city, where everyone who walks by has at least one cybernetic implant, and futuristic flying cars roam the skies. They also find themselves next to a large building with “Corpcorp” at the top of it.

>Green rift

Olivia Thyme ends up in a peasant village. Ahead of her is a long country road that leads to a medieval castle. The peasants are all dressed in tattered rags, and about a quarter of them are on fire.

>Yellow rift

Kennifer finds herself in the middle of the desert. Initially, she's confused as to she is, but that confusion is dispelled the moment she catches sight of the two pyramids in front of her, and the bazaar on the side of the nearby river. Well, to be honest, the pharaoh kind of sealed the deal.

[Oggy123]

A block-shaped entity, with an antenna showing an "F" logo, appears from one camp.
"Hello!"

[Dookie]

THE RED RIFT:

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“Wow...when are we?”

“Ancient Japan!.....are we being watched?”

“Nah....OH LOOK A CASTLE!”

[wingedcatgirl]

Eri points Adobe Flash towards the rifts. "Slept in a bit, huh? We're checking these places out." And with that, he enters the brown rift.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Ahh, the Roman times and here's the Collesium. Maybe, I can watch some gladiator fights. See if they can't take on lions and all and watch someone yell "Are you not entertained"?