Step 1

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Step 7: Put Michael Keaton's soul into the Snowman so you can recreate the Jack Frost movie from 1998.

[Whistle]

Step 8: Dress up as Batman and come in to save the day.

[Superjohn 2.0]

Step 9: beat up a bunch of clowns.

[NebulaChimera2211]

Step 10: Raise them from the dead to form an army of snowclowns.

[Zanreo]

Step 11. Take over the world with said army

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Step 12: Use that army to demand free sandwiches.

[wingedcatgirl]

Step 13: Serve the sandwiches to your army.

And that was "you need to feed an army but you don't have one, what do?"

[MadameButterflyKnife]

step 1: hack into Google

[Superjohn 2.0]

Step 2: steal money.

[Caret]

Step 3: Use your newfound wealth to bribe your local politician.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Step 4: Use your influence over your local politician to import peanuts

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Step 5: Use the imported peanuts to make some nice food

[wingedcatgirl]

Step 6: Develop an obsession with the process and turn the nice food into awful food.

[Superjohn 2.0]

Step 7: get hacked yourself, and lose majority of your money.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Step 8: Get your money back by jumping into the internet

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Step 9: Enter the Matrix

[Caret]

Step 10: Befriend a group of spambots.

[Superjohn 2.0]

Step 11: use them to take back your money.

[wingedcatgirl]

Step 12: Befriend some moneybots and use them to take back your spam

[Zanreo]

Step 13: Turn the bots against each other and have them fight

And that's "How to make annoying bots destroy each other"

[Caret]

Step 1: Advance to Boardwalk.

[NebulaChimera2211]

Step 2: Go to Jail. Go directly to Jail. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Step 3. While in jail, join a gang.

[wingedcatgirl]

Step 4: Lead the gang to total conquest of the jail! ALL SHALL BE YOURS AND ONLY YOURS AHAHAAHAHA

[Whistle]

Step 5: Get sent to Superjail!.