08-25-2021, 02:34:56 AM
Jason gave a sigh of relief. "Finally, that nonsense is over."
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08-25-2021, 02:47:48 AM
Thank God for that one. Just gotta find two more of these freaks!
I like bananas. They're yellow.
08-25-2021, 02:48:33 AM
"See, guys, I told you I'm psychic! I knew he was a slasher!"
08-25-2021, 03:31:33 AM
"Nah, I had a feelin' he was acting weird from the start."
silver dollar, black smoke in my eyes
shattered glass, fallen fast, leave me paralysed 
08-25-2021, 04:12:10 AM
This whole thing is weird and I want to go to bed. Can that be our next "challenge"? Sleeping? Please let it be sleeping. I don't care if I fuck up and sleep for like, a billion years, I'll honestly take that.
08-27-2021, 23:14:05 PM
"Let's hope this new game is an actually good and fun one! There gotta be some good ones at some point... right?"
Glitchy Bootleg Lasers
08-28-2021, 00:57:18 AM
The lights flicker off in the arcade.... only to flicker on and reveal an arena
What you are about to use is something that has been used by the US Military for training purposes and has yet to be released to the general public. Nevertheless, it is the future of entertainment. It is.... laser tag. An awkward pause ensues. ...Look, you try coming up with a more creative name. The Counselor snaps their fingers, and all the living players are wearing special vests, a blocky-looking laser gun in their hands. You have to shoot each other.... don't worry, it won't hurt you. Not bluffing this time. What can hurt you, though, is making contact with other players. Don't do that. Against the fuckin' rules. Don't want to dock points off your overall score, do you? I refuse to be polite or heterosexual
08-28-2021, 00:59:13 AM
Aha, I knew it! The Counselor did have access to government secrets this whole time! Be you all don't think I'm crazy now, do ya?
I like bananas. They're yellow.
“I think I'll just hide in a corner and sleep, if that's fine. I bet the lasers turn you into geese or something.”
”...Oh well, I'll try. It could be fun.”
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
08-28-2021, 02:09:48 AM
Sharles raises their hand. Question. Can I shoot myself with the lasers.
08-28-2021, 02:53:07 AM
Jason looked down at his gun. It was difficult to tell but he didn't seem to be super pissed this time.
08-28-2021, 03:31:28 AM
(This post was last modified: 08-28-2021, 03:35:53 AM by MadeOfMilk.
Edit Reason: I forgot BBH was dead
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Dale - 2
Do you even shoot, bro? Dale's just fucking up right and left - did he not eat enough carrots when he was growing up? Should've listened to his mother in that regard. HOW COULD YOU MISS? HE WAS 3 FEET IN FRONT OF YOU!!! Quinn - 6 A goddamn wiz kid, this one is. Not only is he super accurate, he's managed to do some impromptu parkour while trying to shoot people. Ow, his everything. Sharles - 1 The college dropout didn't even wait for an answer for this one. Sharles shot himself in the fucking face. Too bad infrared lasers can't even hurt you, so their efforts were in vain. Gumball - 6 You're a natural... but for the love of god, enough with trying to laser bomb people! This is laser tag, not laser bombing. He's not even playing the game right! Why don't the rules say anything about whether or not this shit is considered for disqualification?! All in all, he wins by not even playing the damn game properly. Yuki - 4 Not too bad, not too bad at all. A few close calls that would've certainly earned her penalties, but she managed to avoid those and got a damn good score in the end. Skyler - 2 Psychic powers do not mean you have an upper hand in this kind of thing. Stop. Please. You're embarrassing yourself. Jason - 4 Hey, who knew having a career as a slasher movie villain would give someone the upper hand in laser tag? Nobody did, but it was certainly a boon for Jason. And the winners are.... Quinn and [groans] Gumball Cookie... I refuse to be polite or heterosexual
08-28-2021, 03:33:54 AM
(This post was last modified: 08-28-2021, 04:08:15 AM by awe921.
Edit Reason: grammatical error, fixing.
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[Gumball makes the most shiteating grin he could manage. Why? Why the fuck not.]
silver dollar, black smoke in my eyes
shattered glass, fallen fast, leave me paralysed
08-28-2021, 03:35:28 AM
Aw, dang it! Dale grumbles as he throws the gun down in anger and walks off. And he's the President of the Arlen Gun Club! How can he not shoot worth a damn?
I like bananas. They're yellow.
08-28-2021, 03:36:56 AM
Sharles just looks disappointed, looking at their gun.
...wait that came out wrong fuck
08-28-2021, 04:19:01 AM
Jason shrugged his shoulders. "That really helped blow off some steam, thanks."
08-28-2021, 14:53:52 PM
Quinn gets up from his fall.
“Yes! I did it! I did it! And nothing bad happened! Yes! Yes! Yes!”
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
08-28-2021, 18:55:53 PM
"Hey, I did great! This was actually pretty fun..."
Glitchy Bootleg Lasers
08-29-2021, 02:44:40 AM
Skyler giggles.
"...well, that was fun!" she says, apparently unbothered by her poor score.
08-29-2021, 06:31:55 AM
Well, sorry to cut your celebrations short... but oof. I'm fucking tired. Of all of your shit, but also physically, so I'm gonna call it a night. You get no say in this.
Once the Counselor closes the door to the office, some loud crashing sounds can be heard amidst various cuss words, the only properly audible words being DAMN IT BABE, NOT AGAIN! NIGHT PHASE ENDS 8/31 AT 7:30 PM CST. PLEASE PM ALL NIGHT ACTIONS TO HOSTS. I refuse to be polite or heterosexual
09-01-2021, 01:32:11 AM
The lights come back on...
...Well. That wasn't very eventful. Well, doesn't matter, since today's going to be the opposite of uneventful! Surprise, today's Opposite Day! I refuse to be polite or heterosexual
09-01-2021, 01:33:16 AM
Jason grunted a bit. "So, what, did nothing happen last night?"
09-01-2021, 01:33:29 AM
Oh boy... what's goin' on now?
> Search for those who have partook in becoming a decased
I like bananas. They're yellow.
09-01-2021, 01:35:22 AM
> Body search wooooo
Nobody died last night, it seems. And by that I mean Sharles is lying dead in the Counselor's office. Didn't you forget today was Opposite Day? ...Slashers, you're cleaning that one up. I refuse to be polite or heterosexual
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