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Well, think about it, he's the one who made the statement that convinced me to vote for Lars. I liked Jason for the murder of Selen(ium), but Dale goes and says that Lars might have done it, and I go along with that. Then, as soon as Lars is dead, he blames ME for their death! Not Sollux, who supported the execution, not himself, who supported the execution, not any of you people who supported the execution, but ME, the convenient suspect, the first to vote! Then, we start the day here, and he's out blaming me for the death of Sollux, who if I was the killer, I would have no reason to kill or suspect of bearing a role which is a threat! If anything, Sollux was likely to BE a killer based on his attitude about Lars's innocence.
The only reason I can think of to kill Sollux is because of that accusation against me! It would appear to be a silencing of dissent against me, but in practice, it would merely draw further attention to me! It would be a very poor move for me to attack Sollux if I were guilty, and a decent move for someone else to attack Sollux and blame me if I were innocent! And lo and behold, that's what Dale is doing now!
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Yeah, I did choose Lars, but you do gotta admit it looked bad. I mean think about it. Once we found that knife near the Tempests, Lars was the one who was quick to the draw in wantin' to vote him off immediately! And I just thought about the metal flecks and just put two and two together. Plus it's not like Lars tried to prove innocence or anything. You were the one quick to the draw on there and I fell for it! In fact, you're the one who's so quick to the draw to vote everyone off! At least I try to be sure! And maybe it was Jason. Not rulin' him out completely yet. And I wasn't the one who killed Sollux. And maybe it wasn't you, either. But the fact remains is I think you're one of them. Why else would you seem to be a little too eager to kill any of us off?
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Why else would you be so eager to kill me?! You are the one who pointed out all the evidence, evidence YOU presumably planted or some such thing, and then went right along when I followed along and agreed with you, going so far as to give the mark of approval to your evidence by deciding the very suspicious person might be trying to kill me!
Big Ben gesticulates broadly, knocking over the fixed gumball machine he broke the first day, breaking it again.
I'd very much like to not die! My group has done nothing but lose members, you know! Not one has returned from any mission we've sent them on, and my friends would very much like to hear a report back for once, I'm sure! But that's quite besides the point, the point is that you told me who to vote for, then voted along with me, then blamed me for voting for the person you told me to vote for when things went wrong! This is quite absurd!
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What? Planted evidence? How? Even if I were a killer, which I'm not, I wouldn't even know where to get the metal from! And yeah, I did vote, but I sure didn't pull a gun to your head and made you vote! Or any of you! I just chose Lars because of the circumstances, which you do gotta admit was quite fishy. Just like you are. But what else should I expect from politicians? Nothin' but con men, all of you! And someone your size, you could have easily squashed Selen(ium) to death with the machine. If you can lift it over your head like it was nothin', who's to say you couldn't crush her to a pulp with it? I don't know if Jason is still innocent or not, but you do have a lot goin' against you, ever since day one! You really are one of 'em, aren't ya? Well, I hope you and all your friends go to Hell!
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This is quite absurd, an absolute FARCE, and I'll have none of it. Dale is the guilty party here, and when I turn up innocent, I urge the vigilante, who I believe is out there still, to shoot him dead! In fact, I'll stake my life on it. If Dale turns up innocent, you may execute me tomorrow.
/Vote Dale
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"Big Ben...i've had a hunch on you for a while. You were originally sus, pitted against Jason, but every time we've had to take you down, you've pitted us against someone else. You've talked so well that you've persuaded us to vote for Lars and Libre, mixing that with confusion to make us take our shots at the wrong people."
"I can't believe i've only realized this now."
/Vote Big Ben
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
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"Yes... I don't think I can trust you..."
/vote Big Ben
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Sharles just looks blankly.
...can I vote for both of them?
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Persuaded NOTHING! EVERYONE agreed Libre was incredibly suspicious, EVERYONE agreed Lars was incredibly suspicious, and you blame me for your mistakes? Look to the people voting for me, if you want to see the real killers here! Vigilante, if you haven't already voted for me, shoot Dale dead now! You'll see how it is, and we can avoid a costly mistake! If not, everyone vote for Dale, you'll see I'm correct, sure as the day is long! Remember, there's only five of us and three of them, we quite literally cannot afford to make another mistake!
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08-24-2021, 21:11:51 PM
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...please. Please shut the fuck up. I'm already sick of taxes and of being here.
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Taxes? My God. This is your reason for condemning me for a crime I didn't commit? Do you not understand how the world works? Do you not understand that... My word. You people are INTENSELY stupid. I should have killed all of you when I had the chance. You cannot afford to execute an innocent, yet here you are, already leaping off the precipice. I admit nothing, you're all pathetic.
With a final wild gesticulation, Big Ben knocks the dome off of another gumball machine accidentally, spilling gumballs everywhere.
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Quinn, not sneakily at all, steals about 8 gumballs, waiting about 5 minutes a piece to pop them in his mouth.
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
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At Big Ben's clumsy display, Jason glared at him and shook his head.
"Fuck off."
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You didn't have to do that Jason, I'm already over the top. I was voted out by Sharles. Further proof that you're incapable of such basic things as counting and basic division. Bah. You've all condemned yourselves with your actions.
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Sharles just swallows the floor gumballs whole.
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"I haven't even been here for a full day and I'm already sick of you. Burn! Burn in hell!"
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This is quite absurd! Everyone steps forth to condemn me, down to a man! At this point you're just attempting to signal support for a consensus that you previously showed against Lars and Libre alike, but you'll see soon enough who the real enemies are among your ranks, but by then it will be FAR too late for you, and I can't say I feel sorry for you at this point. Your deaths are on your own heads now.
You should have voted for Hawaii when you had the chance.
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Alrighty! Votes are in and you've selected Big Ben Harrison to die! Let's get you good and executed brah!
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BBH falls through the floor and lands on a stage, seats are empty except for three seats with The Counselor, Stephanie, and Brad.
Name all 50 states, and we'll let you go free.
Counselor said to Big Ben Harrison, as a curtain draped behind him. It was a drawing of the United States.
You have ten minutes. Begin.
Arkansaw... Alabama... Florida...
Big Ben Harrison went on, pointing to each state.
He was doing rather well... until... State 44. BBH didn't know there were 50 states! They added six more?! He was a Harrison! He's the picture of health! He's the greatest president ever! He could name these six mystery states with five seconds to spare!
North Texas...
0:04
South Washington...
0:03
West Montana
0:02
East Nevada...
0:01
And we finally annexed Hawaii!!!
BEEEEEEEP!!!
Oh, so sorry! You got five wrong! Prepare to die, Mr. Harrison.
The Counselor said, as they snapped their fingers.
The curtain of the United States fell under Big Ben Harrison, as he struggled to escape. The curtain wrapped itself around BBH, as it became harder and harder to breathe... He struggled to escape, the struggles growing lesser and lesser... until... nothing.
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Good job brahs! You got one of three slashers! Two to go!
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“YES! YES! WE DID IT! WE DID IT!”
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08-25-2021, 02:04:31 AM
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A grin creeps along the Counselor's face.
Well gang, I have good news.... and bad news. The good news is Mr. President here was a Slasher. The bad news is... he was not the one who killed Sollux.
A low chuckle resonates through the decrepit building.
Still, a noble attempt, I must say. But can it save you all?
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Sharles raises their hand. Uh....do we still get credit for that? Please. My life is in shambles.
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"WOOOOOOOOOO! FUCK YEAH! I DON'T GIVE A SHIT THAT WE DIDN'T CATCH SOLLUX'S KILLER, I'M JUST HAPPY WE FINALLY FOUND 'EM!!!"
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