|
Last Summer
|
08-23-2021, 20:37:34 PM
Eugh. I suppose we should track down the murder weapon.
Big Ben attempts to track down the murder weapon. >Track down the murder weapon. I am the They who says it!
08-23-2021, 20:42:10 PM
Quinn wakes up to Sollux's body.
Despite at this point not being scared, he decides to phone it in, for fear of being seen as suspicious. “Oh my god! Look! Sollux is dead! Oh…I'm so scared..”
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
08-23-2021, 20:47:33 PM
>wheremst the fuck is the murder weapon
[...There's a machete covered in yellow blood sandwiched between two boxes in the utility closet.] SYMPTOMATIC
THIS DISEASE SO DRAMATIC PANIC AUTOMATICALLY
08-23-2021, 20:50:46 PM
A Machete. How pedestrian. The question we need to ask is, is Mr. Voorhees being framed here, or did he frame himself by using his ostensible signature weapon, thus making it seem too obvious for it to be him? Or, a third option, perhaps there was just a machete lying around and someone thought to use a machete, with no thought of Mr. Voorhees.
I am the They who says it!
08-23-2021, 22:29:27 PM
Jason crossed his arms with an insulted look in his eyes. "Someone's been trying to frame me this whole time, I swear to God. I'm going to go with option B, but let's be frank, everyone's going to think I did it anyway."
08-23-2021, 22:30:06 PM
Dale finally comes to after a while, listening to Big Ben going in full-accusatory mode.
Or how do we know it wasn't you? You and Sollux seemed to go at it, and you figured after a couple days, you'd kill him and keep on throwin' these accusations around, just thinkin' we'd all forget... > Search for hidden gloves
I like bananas. They're yellow.
08-23-2021, 22:44:35 PM
That's utter nonsense and you know it, Dale. If I was a killer, which I patently am not, what possible reason would I have to kill someone who obsesses over me, and what possible reason would I have to kill Sollux, who I mentioned just yesterday may well be involved in this whole scheme to execute the innocents!? That makes no sense under any circumstance. I would want to keep the highly accusatory suspect alive, to meet their end in an execution falsely, would I not? But instead, Sollux, who I might add, was not the only one accusing me, dies. This reflects more poorly on YOU, Dale, because I accused you in the same breath as I accused Sollux of being involved. You'd think eliminating Sollux would perfectly frame me at last.
Of course, I have no evidence to support this proposition, but neither do you. I am the They who says it!
08-23-2021, 22:50:03 PM
> gloves
[Nope, no hidden gloves.] SYMPTOMATIC
THIS DISEASE SO DRAMATIC PANIC AUTOMATICALLY
08-23-2021, 22:50:53 PM
"Your hunches have been completely incorrect from the start, so I'd honestly want you dead just so that no more innocents can be executed. Does anyone else agree with me or are you guys too chickenshit about voting for him?"
08-23-2021, 22:58:36 PM
I'd be willin' to vote for him should the time come to do so. But for right now, I'd rather keep on investigating.
> Inspect Big Ben and see how clean he looks
I like bananas. They're yellow.
08-23-2021, 22:59:30 PM
This is utterly foolish. Does anyone have this yellow blood on themselves? The killer probably took the time to clean, but nonetheless, perhaps they did not.
>Inspect Dale and Jason, does either look like they got blood on themselves? I am the They who says it!
08-23-2021, 23:38:18 PM
> inspection
[Nope. Dale, Ben and Jason all look completely clean.] SYMPTOMATIC
THIS DISEASE SO DRAMATIC PANIC AUTOMATICALLY
08-24-2021, 00:09:25 AM
> Leave yourself out for checking
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
08-24-2021, 00:16:51 AM
[Yuki and Quinn are also clean.]
SYMPTOMATIC
THIS DISEASE SO DRAMATIC PANIC AUTOMATICALLY
08-24-2021, 00:34:58 AM
“Alright, I made a mental list of who's left. I memorized in in my sleep. There's..me, Taylor, Big Bert, Yucky, Gumball, Male, Mason, Charles, and Little Bill.”
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
08-24-2021, 01:26:48 AM
Skyler, having slept in, awakens and finds Sollux's body.
"Damn! You guys weren't kidding about this being a killing game... i-it's okay, I can just use my psychic powers to determine who killed this guy!" 
08-24-2021, 02:37:33 AM
[Gumball also wakes up to see. . That.]
". .shiiiiiit- Fuck, what now?" > Investigate the surrounding area! silver dollar, black smoke in my eyes
shattered glass, fallen fast, leave me paralysed
08-24-2021, 04:38:24 AM
Skyler, if you are indeed psychic, tell us please, who did the murder? I would very much like to know for certain. Otherwise, I have nothing to go on other than a vague suspicion and one very direct suspicion.
I am the They who says it!
08-24-2021, 07:14:41 AM
With a sudden air of confidence, Skyler points directly at Big Ben.
"It was you!"
08-24-2021, 07:32:34 AM
". .ya' know what? Yeah, even without this gal's psychic bullshit, she's got a point. The weird president guy is really suspicious."
silver dollar, black smoke in my eyes
shattered glass, fallen fast, leave me paralysed
08-24-2021, 08:01:02 AM
Hrm. Well, you've convinced me, your points are well taken. It must be me and I just don't know it! the psychic says it is, and I believe the psychic!
Big Ben immediately goes back into his pattern of following what other people are saying without thinking too hard about it and... /Votes Big Ben Harrison I am the They who says it!
08-24-2021, 08:02:58 AM
[Gumball briefly slaps the president before /voting for Big Ben.]
silver dollar, black smoke in my eyes
shattered glass, fallen fast, leave me paralysed
08-24-2021, 08:04:32 AM
Wait. I don't want to die over some psychic's hunch. We should find evidence that proves I did it, and not, say, Dale, who has acted far more suspiciously than I have.
/unvote I am the They who says it!
|
|
« Next Oldest | Next Newest »
|
