Hunger Games Simulator - Trouble Cube Edition

[Whistle]

AND SO CONTINUE THE GAMES.

Welcome back to SDnL, which I actually forgot existed for a while. I'm your host, Whistle, and today I think I'm just gonna get into it. No nonsense, just get yourself into the game and bring it all into light.

[phew] Let's do this.

NIGHT ONE

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Doing This Thing Again

Must have been a mint tart then.


Obviously Cassowary might have an advantage, but it's also flightless, so...


Venus definitely has a way with words, doesn't it.


BUTTON KILLER!! Vindicator presses a nice little button that unluckily maims Katsuki... lucky it wasn't itself.


[The Man With No Name looks at Edna, menacingly.]
You... this is happening for real for you, isn't it?


Mono is definitely going nuts here.


Incendiary Investigator Inez instigates internal inflammable introspection.


Miku might just be a little bit incompetent in these games...


Hey, not a bad activity every once in a while, eh?


"You kinda suck at fighting," said the black hole.

Oh god, the sun's rising... maybe I should get to my schoolwork soon, but then I know now I'm not in school.

...Anyway...

DAY TWO

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Frozen!

And in this cult, we throw soap into holes.

Speaking of...

Interesting... Venus, the hottest planet in our system, froze over. Lucky Miku was warm enough...


She turned me into a bug! ...I got better.


Vindicator decides to BE GOOD! and return a phone.


Eijirou could probably use a super suit. NO CAPES.


I... will try to forget that. Angle Wise.


And in this cult, we throw Men With No Names into holes.


HARSH FELLOW!! The suave Wick was no match for the mighty marshmallow cluster.


DISAPPOINTING TRADE!! Inez could have easily just taken the money from Edelgard's wallet tho...


EMBARRASSINGLY SUDDEN!! Annie could only watch as the toilet seat pulverized her into a crater...

Well, let's check that cannon thing...

THE FALLEN

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4 tributes eliminated: Katsuki, Wick, Edelgard, Annie
18 remain.

Well, let's get down to business and examine everything that's happened so far. We've been pretty decimated, not gonna lie, but I think it'll all work out pretty soon. I guess for now, this is Whistle from SDnL, signing off.

Next time... PLAYING DOUBLES.

[BlackFaithStar]

Thin Man would levitate with his kite lol. Good thing his reality-warping abilities could reverse the bug spell.

DAMN MONO'S GOING HAM. But then why'd he start a cult around one of the folks he was chasing? :P
Maybe he got temporarily turned by Thin Man into a larger beast like the latter did to Six...

That is quite an undignified way for Annie to go tho... damn.

[psychedelicate]

Aw man, Bakugou died... :(

[PowerStroke6001]

At least Kiribaku had a moment...

[Whistle]

AND SO CONTINUE THE GAMES.



Well well well, here we are today with SDnL! It's Whistle speaking, and now it's Pride where we are today. But, from what I've heard, Pride is apparently a Deadly Sin, I think, but I'm not Catholic anymore, so let's just let our flags fly!!



You may know this, but yeah, I'm a trans asexual lesbian, who was uniquely put into this position of power because I was a diversity double whammy (the autism and ADHD and, well, being a Glaceon, certainly helped). Don't tell anyone this though, because I need to keep some sort of job in this slaughterhouse, and I like seeing some of the pairings. Whoever thought a famous aspiring painter rabbit would fall in love with a sentient cup of eggnog, for instance? It's great!


Anyway, it's been a little bit too long of a rant, so I guess let's just get into the whole thing.

BATTLE MUSIC: "Tom Sawyer" - Rush

NIGHT TWO
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Sacrifices Must be Made

Show-off.


...Yeesh, who enacted cyberwarfare on a whole planet?
...
[casually closes my laptop]


Now that's what we call... resourcefulness.


Alright, I'm convinced that people are trying to sabotage Miku at this point.


A VIOLINDICATOR


It's always nice to do things like that every once in a while, I guess. Even if I don't have that great of balance...


SAVIOR!! Inez allows Eijirou to continue further in the game than would normally have happened at this point. Sounds nice.


LOSING LIFE!! Cassowary, for being a deadly birb, is no match for the video game world.


What groin?


Mood.


Reasons that shall be revealed... soon...


Only Nikku can stop forest fires. Hope she's enjoying her ramen.


Wolfermemon. Beautiful sight.


How is it that everyone loves that song so much? I don't get it!

[yawns] It's daytime already. I guess let's get on with this, shall we?

DAY THREE
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Not for Rent

UNINTENTIONAL DOUBLE TAG-TEAM REVENGEANCE!!!! Vulkin—see, we got the reasons!!--and the Man With No Name seem to have had no idea how much Inez and Edna didn't really wanna kill each other.


I think anything that can alter spacetime with only their own abilities can be counted as a mage, so... yeah, there ain't no rule sayin' a black hole can't be magic.


Wolfermemon was too busy wolfing... it was out of his control.


Five Nights at Nikku's.


Spike must not have had a good time ice-skating.


Alright, now Miku's finding her footing! ...Wait, how did Thin Man get hiccups?


Resourceful Vindicator.


Hehe, geddit?


Eveland, my favorite seasonal nation. Besides Limberwisk, of course.


MONETARY REGRET!! Julia, just like Inez before her, regrets the death of someone who owed her money.

[snoring Glaceon]

[someone taps my shoulder]

a weird convo

Whistle?

RAZOR CLAMS!! ...Uh, hello.

You missed last time. I think you ought to begin another day's work. 

...Well, how do I do that?

By working.

...Oh yeah, there's that.

Should we dock your pay again?

No, please. I'm fine.

You better be... or else you'll be put in the games.

Are you threatening me, boss?

Not. Yet.

...

...

As you wish.

So... yeah. Looks like I'm doubling up, as promised. Let's just get on with it, shall we?

BATTLE MUSIC: "When the Levee Breaks" - Led Zeppelin

NIGHT THREE
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It's Ready to Go

LOOKS LIKE TEAM INEZ IS BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!


Watch your language, motherfucker.


"You wouldn't hit a gal with glasses, would ya?"


OK Paula. Or Chewbacca. Or Chewpaula.


After that savior thing, Eijirou shows some goodwill.


...And I will keep that in my accretion disk.


At least Wolfermemon is not wearing capes. Or going on vacation to any capes.

Yup yup yup, the sun's coming up! Let's hope some blood is shed!

DAY FOUR
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Faster Than a Bullet

I told you you shoulda watched your language!!


Venus' roasts go too far.


Hotel Inez, trying to find Edna.
Wow, these two really are buddy-buddy, aren't they?


KISS. Keep it simple, stupid.


Good. Those little hiccups can be, well, deadly.


Thin Man does me a frighten sometimes, NGL... .___.;


When you've got no dungeon explorers to kill, might as well kill some time instead.

Okay, let's head over to the cannonites and see where they're going to go. I need to put this tally up.

IN MEMORIAM
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4 tributes eliminated: Cassowary, The Man With No Name, Vulkin, Angel Eyes.
2 nominators reporting to the Hangar: Oggy123, Matthew
14 remain.

Well well, here's our first big losses. We're at about the halfway point of the season, so perhaps it's about time we close off for the evening... it should be pretty fun, I think, regardless. I'm glad I could get this out here while I was able to, so let's just get it on. This is Whistle, from SDnL, signing off.

Next time... THE FEAST.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Damn, there go both my spaghetti Western folks in one fell swoop

[Kennifer]

Inez and Edna being pals is cute to me XD

[PowerStroke6001]

Looks like Angel Eyes used Kennifer's bathroom. Also, careful with those spikes, Bad Kerning...

[Zanreo]

How would Watermemon even wear a tank top? xD

[wingedcatgirl]

"Something something pixel alignment and NO!! Just smash the letters together until they look good!"

[BlackFaithStar]

Do I even want to imagine the repercussions of a reality-warper having the hiccups? 0_o Oh dear.
Mono would be the one to resort to short, but sharp exclamations.

Also, 4 tributes have died each update so far. If this weren't a double, the 4th update would ironically be the one without death.

[Whistle]

AND SO CONTINUE THE GAMES.

Welcome back all you viewers, it's time for SDnL's broadcast of our 17th season of the Hunger Games. As always, I'm your hostess Whistle, ready to view a little bit more and more of The Slaughter. It'll be just... one of many little things that happens in these eventful times. But we got them all taken care of; after all, it's just another little sport.

Also, sorry about the lack of an update yesterday; I got stuck having to watch my previous tributes both go after a single girl because, like, you can't really trust anyone. I met one of them for the third time though; it turns out they were using... actors. [dun dun dun]

Anyway, on and on.

NIGHT FOUR
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Four is Death, Apparently

DESTINATION ASPHYXIATION!! Too bad. Julia was no match for Venus' atmosphere of sulfuric acid.


Inez died because he was in charge of this hero


Damn...
[rolls the 864-sided die]
That alligator must not have liked President Snow, huh?


For some reason that seems to fit Eijirou somehow, I guess... /shrug
Flipping off Cthulu?


BUGGLED AWAY!! Damn, Kerning is no match for the Internet and their bloodlust for mistakes.


How does a black hole dress up as Minecraft's developer agai-- it's just a game, I should relax.


African or European?


Chickens do seem to be incredibly smart anyway; just ask my neighbors.


[audibly confused illager]

Vulkin might have stayed at the cornucopia for reasons, but those reasons were far too shabby and way too early. Here's the actual reason to have stayed at the cornucopia...

THE FEAST

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Tribs Are Food, Not Friends

YOU SCRAEM!! Nikku offered Edna some dessert, but, as she said, NO CREPES.


WE BAKED YOU ALL A PIE!!!!!! Oh boy, what flavor?
MONDIKE FLAVOR!!!!!!


SLICIN' DICE!! Inez does not like Miku's games, so she just decides to end it while she has the opportunity.


SICKLED PINK!! Venus decides to violently impart at least half of a communist ideology onto Watermemon, but sadly it does not know the meaning of anything but pain.

Eijirou, Thin Man, and Sgr A* have decided to skip the feast this season.

A new day dawns as the remaining tributes find themselves stuck... wherever they are in this arena. Let's get on with it.

DAY FIVE

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Hi-Five, More Dead than Alive

Looks like Sgr A* no longer has its accretion disk... sad.


Two disarmings, one after the other. Interesting.


NO COINS!! Looks like GoldenCityBird was not all that keen on crypto, so Edna had to say goodbye to Inez.
...Huh. Maybe we shouldn't be taking such a stance on crypto tho.

...Wow, this has been a real bloodbath. Bloodier than the actual bloodbath, if I remember correctly. So... let's do this.

THE FALLEN
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9 tributes eliminated: Julia, kerning, Nikku, Mono, Vindicator, Spike, Miku, Watermemon, Edna Mode
6 nominators reporting to the Hangar: Cassie, NebulaChimera2211, PowerStroke6001, HypeKitty1, Zanreo, GoldenCityBird
5 tributes remain.

...Phew. This has been quite the day at SDnL. I didn't expect everything to just turn to shit like this so quickly, but here we are. We got... let's just say, a little bit of a way to go, I think. So... I guess I'll see you next time. Hope you're all doing alright, and this is Whistle, signing off.

Next time... THE ENDGAME.

[PowerStroke6001]

Wouldn't wanna become dumb eating that pie...

[BlackFaithStar]

"No crepes!" LOL, that's a good one  But that Mondike pie will leave a bad taste in my mouth... RIP.
Ain't it funny how the ones skipping the Feast were listed after all that bloodshed happened lmao.

I guess this does make the 4th update the deadliest, true to the number's infamy in that sense :o

[Whistle]

AND SO END THE GAMES.

Wwwwwelcome back to SDnL with Whistle! I'm your host, Whistle, and this is SDnL, broadcasting... an extreme number of days late, yeesh! Sorry about that, just been having to learn about music and such for a bit. Did you know that a cornet is different from a trumpet? Yeah, me neither, it's crazy!

So yeah, just to make sure the boss doesn't send me to the Hangar, I'm just gonna rapid-fire the rest of this stuff out like Neil Peart.

Battle Music: "Orion" - Metallica

NIGHT FIVE

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The Saga Begins

It's strange how much mercy my black hole is showing... almost suspicious. I'm surprised it didn't suck Eijirou in immediately.

Oh, so that's why everything's been changing. Huh.

CROW BOT!! Venus decides to copyright Inez's life rather than patent it.

Day is breaking. Not much is happening.

DAY SIX

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Six Six Six

Eijirou must have studied at Cobra Kai, huh?

"Mmmm... tastes like... astroturf."

So... yeah, here's the death.

THE FALLEN

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1 death: Inez
4 remain

Nighttime, let's go!

NIGHT SIX

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Nightfall

What face? And what shirt? ...IT WAS PAIN.

SPACE TRUCKIN'!! Eijirou ends up on the wrong edge of a truck and promptly awakens in... someplace. Readings don't know where that is.

M87* said all of New York was a towaway zone.

Daybreak!

DAY SEVEN

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Seven Days!

Venus likes chocolate coconut milk. That's canon.

That face tank top must have been really insulting...

Bang.

THE FALLEN

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1 death: Eijirou
3 remain

So... yeah. Looks like there's a big lull where nothing really happens, so... let's just rapid-fire it.

THE MEGA-UPDATE

n7 (p/t/i)

d8 (p/t/i)

n8 (p/t/i)

d9 (p/t/i)

Bam Bam Bam

We do not exactly condone shipping between objects and... whatever Thin Man is... so good choice.

---

Thin Man and the quest for... water.

Venus attempts to give its biggest rival a Disney Villain death. But somehow that doesn't kill SGR A*.

---

I wish I could do tasks... hey, that's pretty neat.

Not the best form of retaliation for attempted murder, but... hey, what can I say?

---

SPIKED UP INTO OBLIVION!! Thin Man and Venus hatched a plan to destroy Sgr A* once and for all... and somehow, it worked!!

THE FALLEN

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1 death: Sagittarius A*
2 remain.

So... now we're down to the final two. Which nominator will win?! And how?!

THE DECIDING MOMENT (NIGHT NINE)

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One Last Kill

ROCKET SHIPPED!! ...Hmm. That's an... oddly practical kill after what just happened.

So... yeah. We have our winner now.

THE END

winner (p/t/i)

placements (p/t/i)

summary (p/t/i)

stats (p/t/i)

Our Finale

...Wow. I won a game, somehow. I think that's pretty cool. Congrats, Venus!

Oh, and mass murderer? Noice! Grats to Faith for second place too; surprised I got everything but that.

Special mention goes to Eijirou, who got his nominator up to 4th place on her first game back! Congratulations, Psyche!

So... yeah. Here's our save if you feel like doing it all yourself, because, well... it's gonna be a good thing to try out sometime. Anyway, this has been an unusually long, yet also short season; so... I guess it's time to sign off. I'm Whistle with SDnL, and it's about time that I throw in my tribs sometime else. Have a great day!!

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

A Can of WD-40 It - Object Safe

Nicolas Cage Pillow - Male - Object Safe

[PowerStroke6001]

So I guess it's just space shenanigans after the Feast, huh? Oh well...

Swampert and Sylveon because have some random Pokemon lol

[Kennifer]

Fuck it, kity time.

The Glowing Kitty (any pronouns, non-sapient)

Monokitty (any pronouns, non-sapient)

[Cassie]

Wriggle Nightbug (F, looks like a kid)

Dr. Alto Clef (M)

[HypeKitty1]

1. [[https://i.imgur.com/wIMGOix.jpg Cynthia (Pokemon)]] (7 people)
   
2. [url=https://i.imgur.com/YayZqRI.jpg] Sinnoh Elite Four (24 people
   

[wingedcatgirl]

Because we're having fangan mind virus, here:

• Akari Hoshi, she/her, OC, 20, don't ship with her sibling Kaito
  
• Kaito Hoshi, any pronouns, OC, 18, don't ship with their sister Akari
  

[Cutegirl920fire]

Ayo, at long last, I can nominate, here they are:
* Marie Antoinette
**  Gender: F
** Source: Fate/Grand Order
** Status: Yellow, as she's physically 13-14.

* Marie-Therese Charlotte
** Nickname: Therese
** Gender: F
** Source: IRL - Princesses and Princes
** Status: Light Green, as she's 18 in this portrait I'm using for her.

Please, DO NOT ship them as they are a mother-daughter pair.

[Billy5545]

I'm back

FrostNova and Talulah (Both safe and both are from Arknights).

[AyyBee121]

I'm back, with a vengeance! Here are my tributes!

• The Omnitrix (From Ben 10 (2006), Object with AI, It/Its)
  
• Voriki (Bionicle fan character by unknown creator, adult, he/him)
  

[Oggy123]

• Magolor
  
• Taranza
  

Both male and safe.