Hunger Games Simulator - Trouble Cube Edition

[Kennifer]

Way to go Sollux, getting on the podium again! Is he my lucky tribute? Maybe!

Anyway here's my Season 1 tributes again.

Kennifer the wine-loving, timeloop-hating, gun-toting vampire (Female, Safe)

Amanda the klutz with the color-changing hair and a hatred for Random.Org and stairs. (Female, Safe.) (And yeah, she has a different picture than in S1, she changes her hair a lot and this is her current preferred style lol)

[Oggy123]

• Elfilin (He/him, presumably safe? His age is never mentioned as of now.)
  
• Bandana Waddle Dee (He/him, safe)
  

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

* The Seinfeld Gang - Group consisting of Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer - Safe
* Newman - Male - Safe

[Cassie]

Henkano Dank (he/they/it, red due to childlike appearance in consistence with canon touhou fairies, OC)

Sericle (she/they, 25 (so safe), OC)

[Billy5545]

Amiya (yellow, as the game implies that she's an early teenager, though her exact chronological age is unknown. Nickname: Arts Fighter Amiya. This is because she's nominated as her alternate Arts Fighter form. From Arknights) and SpongeBob SquarePants (Safe, as he is an adult. Nickname: Invincibubble. This is because he's nominated as his superhero alter-ego from the second movie. From the titular show)

[wingedcatgirl]

For the anniversary, how about these?

* All our tributes from TCHGS seasons 1-12 (group, Trouble Cube Hunger Games Simulation, black flagged as a group tribute of varying ages)
* All our tributes from TVTHGS seasons 165-198 including unused reserves excluding nonthreatening femetit bob (group, TV Tropes Hunger Games Simulation, black flagged as a group tribute of varying ages)

For the assistance of technical-kill-counting, the first group contains 21 members (if you count Adrien Agreste separately from Cat Noir and don't clone Adrien our OC) and the second group contains (36 countable members + two nothings + two infinities + one negative infinity).

Full tribute lists

* TC tributes: Vivi& Elakha, A Random Black Cat, A Random Calico Cat, Elise, Adrien, the caac, Ladybug, Cat Noir, Hallie Mathews, The Nightmare, Jade& Leclair, Orby, Inverted Inverted Christmas Tree, Grey Pawing Kity, Meteion, The Low-Poly Grapes, Adrien Agreste, Tom Dupain, Sabine Cheng, John Vechey, and Axel
* TVT tributes: Wild Richard, "Billionaire Killer" Mark February, Monobot, Monobasket, Lady Noir, Mister Bug, "I, the HGS narrative text", "You, the person reading this", nothing, an infinite clowder of identical MSPaint cats, catrotation.tumblr.com, crouton.net, Blaze, Artemis, Hitomi Elakha, Lorenminkhoda, G'raha Tia, Y'shtola Rhul, "Shitty Vivi" (Vivi Elakha in a Stylistic Suck form), Not Spamton, A Random Black Cat, Finch Elakha, Limit Break KSHINGGGG, The Forbidden Cats (a red panda, a raccoon, a skunk, an opossum, and a red fox), Your Mother, Hongle Dong (Hong, Gle, and Dong), a clowder of negative-infinity identical MSPaint cats, Orby, Hallie Mathews, Skycat Sovereign, Cat Bird, Stremf of the Earf, Triple Inverted Stremf of the Earf, Triple Inverted Nothing, and "Every tribute in TVT HGS Reboot Season 198 including reserves that didn't get in, twice"

[Whistle]

EVENTILATOR

1. (Player1) and (Player2) take turns repeatedly slapping each other, with the latter destroying the former with a powerful slap.Snowclone event; P2k1
2. (Player1) stab(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) with a character from (Player3)'s source material.Misreading; P1k2
3. (Player1) lose(s/s/s/s/1) [typeC1] life to (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4). [TypeA1] blame(s/s//s/1) lag.Misreading; P234k1
4. (Player1) accidentally pull(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2)'s hea(d/d/d/d/ds2) clean off while trying to take Him Hatt off. Him Hatt gets up and leaves, offended, as do(es/es/es/es/2) the fortunately reheaded (Player2).In-joke
5. (Player1) accidentally pull(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2)'s hea(d/d/d/d/ds2) clean off while trying to take Him Hatt off. Him Hatt gets up and leaves, offended, while (Player2) lay(s/s/s/s/2) dead.In-joke; P2 dies
6. After (Player1) stab(s/s/s/s/1) [typeB2], (Player2) say(s/s/s/s/1), "Ask for (me/me/me/me/us2) tomorrow, and you shall find (me/me/me/me/us2) a more grave (man/woman/person/being/group2).Romeo and Juliet; P1k2
7. When (Player1) tr(ies/ies/ies/ies/y1) popsicle made out of (Player2), [typeA1] comment(s/s//s/1) that it tasted really good.Misreading; P1k2; + Feast
8. After being betrayed by (Player1), (Player2) destroy(s/s/s/s/2) a car while screaming at [typeB1] about finding strangers in the Alps, before (Player3) come(s/s/s/s/3) out and deck(s/s/s/s/3) [typeB2] for destroying [typeC3] car.The Big Lebowski
9. (Player1) beg(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) to kill [typeB1]. In [typeC2] hesitation, (Player1) kill(s/s/s/s/1) [typeB2].P1k2; + Bloodbath, + Feast
    
   
10. (Player1) push(es/es/es/es/1) a button that kills a random tribute. Th(at/at/at/at/ose1) unlucky tribut(e/e/e/e/es1) happen(s/s/s/s/1) to be [typeD1].Snowclone event (w/next); P1 natural death
11. (Player1) push(es/es/es/es/1) a button that kills a random tribute. When nothing happens, [typeA1] push(es/es//es/1) it again, only to find both (Player2) and (Player3) dead.P1k23
12. (Player1) and (Player2) do a bomb detonation routine, with (Player3), (Player4), (Player5), and (Player6) as the audience.P12k3456, P0k12
13. When (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) stuck in a precarious situation, (Player2) tell(s/s/s/s/1) [typeB1] to, uh... die. (Player1) happily oblige(s/s/s/s/1).Battle for Dream Island (w/next event); P1 dies naturally
14. After they reject [typeC1] cake, (Player1) cr(ies/ies/ies/ies/y1) acid at (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4), dissolving them.P1k234
15. (Player1) break(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2)'s bread for a basket of noses.Misreading: Bloodbath/Feast only
16. (Player1) say(s/s/s/s/1) that [typeA1]'(s/s/ve/s/ve1) learned something today. (Player2) punch(es/es/es/es/2) [typeB1] out of the way and says "(Player2), BBC Look North."Eddsworld (w/next 2 events)
17. (Player1) order(s/s/s/s/1) an Insta-Roof for [typeC1] and (Player2)'s camp, but it turns out to be haunted and (Player2) get(s/s/s/s/1) possessed.nonfatal
18. (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4)'s camp is raided by (Player5), who massacre(s/s/s/s/1) them all one by one. The ghosts of (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) knock [typeB5] out, and (Player4), who miraculously survived, come(s/s/s/s/4) in, see(s/s/s/s/4) the ghosts, and die(s/s/s/s/4) [typeD4].P5k123, P4 dies naturally
19. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in the Arena? A (Player1) with cheese.Pulp Fiction (w/next event); + Bloodbath, + Feast
20. (Player1) carelessly handle(s/s/s/s/1) a gun while driving (Player2) someplace. [TypeA1] point(s/s//s/1) the gun at (Player2) while driving over a bump, and soon (Player2)'s blood is all over the windshield.accidental death, 1k2
21. Wow! (Player1) die(s/s/s/s/1) of an interjection. Incredible!
    
22. (Player1) shoot(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) with a laser gun, but the battery dies, leaving (Player2) unharmed. (Player3) shoot(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) with an orbital laser gun, leaving [typeB2] literally disarmed.AKIRA (w/next event); nonfatal
23. (Player1) scream(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2)'s nam(e/e/e/e/es2). (Player2) say(s/s/s/s/2), "That's (Mr./Ms./Mx./Mx./Mxs.2) (Player2) to you, pun(k/k/k/k/ks1)!"
    
24. (Player1) did not kill (Player2), it's not true, it's bullshit, [typeA1] didn't kill [typeB2], [typeA1] did naaaht.The Room; P1k2
25. (Player1) recall(s/s/s/s/1) the massacre's last name.
    

ARENA EVENT

President Snow finds a random button and starts to mash it, not knowing it will kill tributes.
SURVIVING:

• (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) spared.
  
• (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) randomly killed, but [typeA1] get(s/s//s/1) better.
  
• (Player1) die(s/s/s/s/1) in front of (Player2), who revive(s/s/s/s/2) [typeB1].
  

FATAL:

• (Player1) suddenly drop(s/s/s/s/1) dead.
  
• (Player1) nearly kill(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) before the latter suddenly die(s/s/s/s/2).
  
• (Player1) nearly kill(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) before the former suddenly die(s/s/s/s/1).
  
• (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) killed by (Player2), who suddenly die(s/s/s/s/2) right after.
  
• (Player1) die(s/s/s/s/1) in front of (Player2), who kill(s/s/s/s/2) [typeD2] in despair.
  
• (Player1) die(s/s/s/s/1) in front of (Player2), who move(s/s/s/s/1) on really quickly.
  

[GoldenCityBird]

• Gouhin (Male)
  
• Carmen Sandiego (Female)
  

Both safe

[PowerStroke6001]

Well then... happy anniversary to the longest season ever in real-time. Bringing back Twilight and Toriel, hope they're given enough justice this time.

[BlackFaithStar]

Venom (Male, safe)

The Pony of Shadows (Male, safe)

I'm honestly taking old pics from my laptop for now :P

[ThatIdiotMan]

The Three Headed Knight (Male, Safe)

Cyberdramon (Male, Safe)

[DaveTheAssassin]

Lightning Farron (21, so safe) and Hope Estheim (as he appears in Final Fantasy XIII-2 and the post-Lightning Returns novella Reminiscence -Tracer of Memories-, where he appears as a 27-year old man, so also safe)

[HypeKitty1]

Aerith Gainsborough (https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/7...182954.jpg) Female Safe 
Sygna Suit Cynthia (Redegade) (https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/7...negade.png) Female Safe

[NebulaChimera2211]

It's March the 10th as well, so who better to nominate than ol' Mr. Video Game himself?
It'sa them, Team Mario:

• Cat Mario (he/him, safe)
  
• Metal Mario (he/him, safe)
  

Events

Mario (8):
(Player1) get(s/s/s/s/1) killed by an iron, spherical creature attached to a post via a chain. (1 dies, references Chain Chomps)
(Player1) pounds the post binding an iron, spherical creature via a chain, causing it to rampage and kill (Player2). (2 dies naturally)
A large, angry, floating stone block flies into (Player1) and crushes [typeB1] flat against it. (1 dies, references Thwomps)
(Player1) throw(s/s/s/s/1) hammers at (Player2) until (Player2) die(s/s/s/s/2). (1 kills 2)
(Player1) hit(s/s/s/s/1) a block with "POW" on it, hurting (Player2), (Player3) and (Player4) and launching them off the floor. (non-fatal)
(Player1) hit(s/s/s/s/1) a block with "POW" on it, sending (Player2), (Player3) and (Player4) flying and killing them. (1 kills 2, 3 and 4) 
(Player1) and (Player2) pass under an archway as (Player3) laugh(s/s/s/s/3). (Player1) say(s/s/s/s/1) it was nice of (Player4) to invite [typeB1] and (Player2) over for a picnic; (Player2) hopes [typeA4] made lots of spaghetti. (Player1) spot(s/s/s/s/1) a note from (Player3), saying [typeA3]'(s/s/ve/s/ve3) taken over the Arena and made (Player4) a permanent guest at one of [typeC3] seven hotels, and daring (Player1) and (Player2) to find [typeB4] if they can. They decide to find (Player4). (also Feast, specifically references Hotel Mario)
(Player1) grab(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2), swing(s/s/s/s/1) [typeB2] round and round and throw(s/s/s/s/1) [typeB2] into a giant bomb. (1 kills 2, specifically references Super Mario 64)

Memes (9):
As (Player1) kills [typeB2], (Player2) fall(s/s/s/s/2) apart and let(s/s/s/s/2) out a quick, high-pitched, "oof!" (1 kills 2, Roblox)
(Player1) press(es/es/es/es/1) F to pay respects to the last fallen tribute. (Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare)
(Player1) think(s/s/s/s/1) [typeA1] will cause problems on purpose.
(Player1) wonder(s/s/s/s/1) where [typeC1] pipe could be, then find(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) smoking it and yell(s/s/s/s/1) at [typeB2]. (Garfield)
As [typeA1] crazily drive(s/s//s/1) into a large pile of explosive barrels, (Player1) scream(s/s/s/s/1), "OH MY GOD! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" (1 dies)
Why (is/is/is/is/are1) (Player1) still here? Just to suffer? (Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain)
(Player1) dab(s/s/s/s/1) on (Player2).
Blacklisted: (Player1) order(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) to go to "horny jail" and bonk(s/s/s/s/1) [typeB2] over the hea(d/d/d/d/ds2) with (a /a /a /a /1)baseball ba(t/t/t/t/ts1). (non-fatal)
(Player1)'ll bash (Player2)'s fucking hea(d/d/d/d/ds2) in, [typeA1] swear(s/s//s/1) on [typeC1] mother.

Self-Destruct Sequence (3):
(Player1) activate(s/s/s/s/1) [typeC1] self-destruct sequence after being defeated by (Player2) and (Player3). They escape and are safely out of range when (Player1) self-destructs. (1 dies naturally)
(Player1) activate(s/s/s/s/1) [typeC1] self-destruct sequence after being defeated by (Player2) and (Player3). They prevent the self-destruction from occurring and kill (Player1) themselves. (2 and 3 kill 1)
(Player1) activate(s/s/s/s/1) [typeC1] self-destruct sequence after being defeated by (Player2) and (Player3). They fail to escape or prevent it, and are taken down with [typeB1]. (1 dies naturally, and 1 kills 2 and 3)

Cults (3):
(Player1) start(s/s/s/s/1) a cult around (Player2).
(Player1) start(s/s/s/s/1) a cult around [typeD1].
(Player1) offer(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) as a sacrifice to (Player3). (1 kills 2)

I am a Stegosaurus! (2):
(Player1) use(s/s/s/s/1) a time machine and briefly celebrate(s/s/s/s/1) the fact that it worked before being stomped on by (a /a /a /a /2)prehistoric (Player2) dinosaur(s/s/s/s/2), who call(s/s/s/s/2) [typeD2] (Player3). (2 kills 1, asdfmovies)
(Player1) use(s/s/s/s/1) a time machine and briefly celebrate(s/s/s/s/1) the fact that it worked before being stomped on by (a /a /a /a /2)prehistoric (Player2) dinosaur(s/s/s/s/2), who call(s/s/s/s/2) [typeD2] (a /a /a /a /2)stegosauru(s/s/s/s/ses2). (2 kills 1, asdfmovies)

Other (5):
(Player1) introduce(s/s/s/s/1) [typeD1] to (Player2) by promising to teach [typeB2] the meaning of pain. (also Bloodbath, Street Fighter)
(Player1) render(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) hea(d/d/d/d/ds2) from [typeC1] shoulders, smite(s/s/s/s/1) [typeB1] where [typeA2] stand(s/s//s/2), and make(s/s/s/s/1) [typeB2] rue the very day [typeA2] stole something from [typeB1]. (1 kills 2, Shrek 2)
As (Player1) and (Player2) fight, an animal (Player1) befriended earlier helps [typeB1], allowing (Player1) to land the final blow. (1 kills 2)
(Player1)'s nominator's blessing reaches (Player1), giving [typeB1] the strength to kill (Player2), (Player3) and (Player4). (1 kills 2, 3 and 4)
(Player1) sacrifice(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) in order to summon a high-level monster. (1 kills 2, Yu-Gi-Oh!)

[AlbertThompsonJr]

Chernabog and Count Duckula

Both should be safe

[Guma]

Serena (she/her, safe, from Dragon Quest XI) and Bigachu (it, special case)

[Zanreo]

Mascots of Bemani Games I've Been Playing Lately:

Illil (she/her, presumably in the light green-early safe range?)
Mr. Smith (he/him, safe)

[wingedcatgirl]

Event time! Dodge Ten and an elemental catastrophe!

• (Player1), trying to earn an achievement for dodging ten consecutive attacks from (Player2), eat(s/s/s/s/1) a cookie that makes [typeB1] invulnerable. After going through four of them, [typeA1] finally earn(s/s/s/s/1) the achievement and leave(s/s/s/s/1).
  
• (Player1), trying to earn an achievement for dodging ten consecutive attacks from (Player2), eat(s/s/s/s/1) a cookie that makes [typeB1] invulnerable. After going through four of them, [typeA1] finally ear(ns/ns/n/ns/n1) the achievement and figh(ts/ts/t/ts/t1) (Player2) properly, killing [typeB2].
  
• (Player1), trying to earn an achievement for dodging ten consecutive attacks from (Player2), eat(s/s/s/s/1) a cookie that makes [typeB1] invulnerable. After going through four of them, [typeA1] finally ear(ns/ns/n/ns/n1) the achievement and figh(ts/ts/t/ts/t1) (Player2) properly... and (Player2) swiftly kill(s/s/s/s/2) [typeB1].
  
• (Player1), trying to earn an achievement for dodging ten consecutive attacks from (Player2), eat(s/s/s/s/1) a cookie that makes [typeB1] invulnerable. But [typeA1] kee(ps/ps/p/ps/p1) screwing it up, enraging both parties to no end.
  

Arena Event: Elemental Instability

Vortices of the five classical elements disrupt the Arena.

Survival:

• (Player1) take(s/s/s/s/1) shelter behind a hill raised by the earth vortex.
  
• (Player1) float(s/s/s/s/1) [typeC1] way safely through the water vortex.
  
• (Player1) anchor(s/s/s/s/1) [typeD1] down to endure the wind vortex.
  
• (Player1) carefully retreat(s/s/s/s/1) from the fire vortex.
  
• (Player1) narrowly avoid(s/s/s/s/1) being erased by the void vortex.
  

Fatal (natural):

• (Player1) get(s/s/s/s/1) buried by the earth vortex.
  
• (Player1) drown(s/s/s/s/1) in the water vortex.
  
• (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) ripped apart by the wind vortex.
  
• (Player1) burn(s/s/s/s/1) to (a /a /a /a /1)cris(p/p/p/p/ps1) in the fire vortex.
  
• (Player1) fade(s/s/s/s/1) from existence, lost in the void vortex.
  

Fatal (P1 kills P2):

• (Player1) push(es/es/es/es/1) (Player2) into a crevasse opened by the earth vortex.
  
• (Player1) destroy(s/s/s/s/1) the dams protecting (Player2)'s campground, flooding it and drowning [typeB2].
  
• (Player1) tie(s/s/s/s/1) (a /a /a /a /2)lightweight objec(t/t/t/t/ts2) to (Player2), and the wind vortex flings [typeB2] to [typeC2] doom.
  
• (Player1) kick(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) into the fire vortex, where [typeA2] burn(s/s/s/s/2) to (a /a /a /a /2)cris(p/p/p/p/ps2).
  
• (Player1), fighting (Player2), bait(s/s/s/s/1) [typeB2] into rushing into a void vortex, and [typeA2] (is/is/are/is/are2) never seen again.
  

[Oggy123]

Events:

• A portal appears in the podium, and (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) thrown out from it. (Bloodbath)
  
• (Player1) waves goodbye at [typeC1] nominator. (Bloodbath)
  
• (Player1) cast(s/s/s/s/1) a spell at (Player2), transforming [typeB2] into (Player1)'s species.
  
• (Player1) cast(s/s/s/s/1) a spell at (Player2). It backfires, transforming [typeD1] into (Player2)'s species.
  

[PowerStroke6001]

TVT OG Events (15)

* (Player1) (goes/goes/goes/goes/go1) out for a swim, but (realizes/realizes/realizes/realizes/realize1) too late that [typeA] (is/is/are/is/are1) in piranha-infested waters. (Fatal)
* (Player1) (finds/finds/finds/finds/find1) a machine with a big red button on it. [TypeA1] (resists/resists/resists/resists/resist1) the temptation to press it.
* (Player1) (finds/finds/finds/finds/find1) a machine with a big red button on it. [TypeA1] (presses/presses/press/presses/press1) it out of curiosity, causing the machine to explode on [typeB1]. (Fatal)
* (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), (Player5), and (Player6) form a conga line.
* (Player1) (assures/assures/assure/assures/assure1) (Player2) that [typeA1] (has/has/have/has/have1) got [typeC2] (back/back/back/back/backs2). In reality, (Player1) (steals/steals/steals/steals/steal1) [typeC2] (spine/spine/spine/spine/spines2). (fatal, also Bloodbath)
* (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) play Sburb. (Homestuck)
* (Player1) (offers/offers/offers/offers/offer1) (Player2) to play guitar to relieve stress. [TypeA2] shreds metal on it, leaving (Player1) dumbfounded. (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
* (Player1) (gives/gives/gives/gives/give1) (Player2) a back massage, but (applies/applies/applies/applies/apply1) too much pressure and (crushes/crushes/crushes/crushes/crush1) [typeC2] (spine/spine/spine/spine/spines2).
* (Player1) (groans/groans/groans/groans/groan1) at (Player2)'s incredibly corny joke.
* (Player1) (groans/groans/groans/groans/groan1) at (Player2)'s incredibly corny joke, but (admits/admits/admits/admits/admit1) that it was actually pretty funny.
* (Player1) unknowingly (lights/lights/lights/lights/light1) a match in a tool shed full of explosives. (fatal)
* (Player1) and (Player2) go on a double date with (Player3), and (Player4). (blacklisted)
* (Player1) (yells/yells/yells/yells/yell1), "The ground is lava!" (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), and (Player5) scramble and find safe spots.
* (Player1) (yells/yells/yells/yells/yell1), "The ground is lava!" (Player2), (player3), (player4), and (player5) scramble and find safe spots, but (Player1) (burns/burns/burns/burns/burn1) up because [typeA1] really meant it.

*originally intended for TVT but was too long for the old sim

* (Player1) (suffers/suffers/suffers/suffers/suffer1) from a really bad hangover.

TVT Reboot Events (15)

* (Player1) (collects/collects/collects/collects/collect1) volleyballs.
* (Player1) (plays/plays/plays/plays/play1) with seashells.
* (Player1) and (Player2) can't decide whether to collect seashells or play volleyball, so they decide to play with seashells and collect volleyball. (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
* (Player1) and (Player2) can't decide whether to collect seashells or play volleyball, so they decide to play volleyball with seashells.
* (Player1) (finds/finds/finds/finds/find1) a message in a bottle.
* (Player1) (finds/finds/finds/finds/find1) a message in a bottle. It turns out to be from (Player2).
* (Player1) (analyzes/analyzes/analyzes/analyzes/analyze1) (Player2)'s and (Player3)'s moves and abilities as they fight.
* (Player1) (copies/copies/copies/copies/copy1) (Player2)'s powers and (kills/kills/kills/kills/kill1) [typeB2] with them.
* (Player1) (brainwashes/brainwashes/brainwashes/brainwashes/brainwash1) (Player2) into walking off a cliff.
* (Player1) (brainwashes/brainwashes/brainwashes/brainwashes/brainwash1) (Player2) into walking off a cliff, but (Player2) (shakes/shakes/shakes/shakes/shake2) it off and (kills/kills/kills/kills/kill1) [typeB1] in revenge.
* (Player1) and (Player2) fight, but (Player3) (stops/stops/stops/stops/stop3) them before they could injure themselves further.
* (Player1) (objects/objects/objects/objects/object1) to what (Player2) (plans/plans/plans/plans/plan2) to do, saying, "Over (my/my/my/my/our1) dead (body/body/body/body/bodies1)." (Player2) (kills/kills/kills/kills/kill2) [typeB1] and (does/does/does/does/do2) it anyway.
* (Player1) (goes/goes/goes/goes/go1) into [typeC1] garden, (covers/covers/covers/covers/cover1) [typeD1] with dirt, and (pretends/pretends/pretends/pretends/pretend1) to be (a carrot/a carrot/a carrot/a carrot/carrots1). (Facebook meme)
* (Player1)'s (face/face/face/face/faces1) briefly (transforms/transforms/transforms/transforms/transform1) into (Player2)'s as [typeA1] talks to [typeB2], freaking (Player2) out. (My Hero Academia)
* (Player1) (cries/cries/cries/cries/cry1) so hard [typeC1] tears gush out of [typeC1] eyes like geysers.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

It took a while for it to get out, I know. But it's here, so get used to it: Season 14 of the Hunger Games Simulator! And let's take a look at who we got this go-around.

BATTLE MUSIC: NFL on FOX theme

THE REAPING

THE BLOODBATH

* Where in the World is... Carmen Sandiego? She's here, for us all to see.
* Bandana Waddle Dee here, brandishing his spear, to show what Cat Mario is in for.
* Chernabog flies in to take a trident.
* And we all gain some Hope as she finds a bow and arrow.
* And our first deaths come already! Kennifer gets drunk off of something else besides wine for a change as she knocks not one, not two, not three, but FOUR! Count them, four tributes out of the Arena! She's thirsty for more than blood here. She thirsts for victory.
* Gouhin makes a rocky entrance upon arriving in the Arena.
* I don't know. I don't think I'd want a steely burger. I'd probably break my teeth on the first bite.
* Feast hasn't even come yet, and yet Kaneda is already hoarding food.
* Elfilin to Henkaro: "No mace for you!"
* Bigachu here to check out the Hunger Games, towering over most tributes here.
* The Three Headed Knight can't handle a real warrior after fighting over a bag.
* The normally wicked Newman isn't smiling anymore upon what he's seeing. Looks like he's fearing for his life.
* Sericle gains herself a canteen of water, good for drinking and for mopping.
* Cyberdramon lets out a loud scream after Amiya removes his thumb, hoping that Amiya can use it to bring in the TC tributes of wingedcatgirl.
* Toriel goes chopy-chopy on Serena.
* Cynthia drinks a deadly drink of death. She ends up dying to death.
* And the ones who are simply running away from the Cornucopia are Twilight, The Pony of Shadows, Tetsuo, Illil, Invincibubble, the TVT tributes of wingedcatgirl, the Seinfeld gang, and Amanda (who's running backwards for some reason).

DAY 1
* 0 + 1 = getting stabbed in the fucking hoof. 
* Tetsuo all silly stickered up!
* Damn, Newman owns Hope!
* Amiya can't take the thumbless Cyberdramon and Amambda arguing, so she tells them all to shut up so they won't get killed over stupid things. Especially Amanda, and her luck with RNG.
* Aerith decides to buy Final Fantasy 7. Why? Because she can see herself in her own game.
* Personally I think it's pretty easy to have drip when your body and clothes consist of metal.
* Henkaro, still feeling irritated over having his mace taken, takes his frustrations out on Kaneda by pulling the chair he was about to sit on.
* And the TV Tropes HGS Tributes of wingedcatgirl team up and hoist a boulder and throw it at Illil, but the boulder misses its mark.
* Carmen Sandiego looks in the mirror and says "Bloody Mary" 4 times. And before she knows it, she hears "It's a-meow, Mario!"
* Uh-oh! Looks like Kennifer is about to get her karma for killing four people. She gets eaten by a monster before a huge explosion occurs. She is ultra-dead. Or.... not. She's back in the Arena like nothing happened.
* Sericle likes a little puffball, while Invincibubble go out with the Seinfeld Gang. Elaine is especially interested in Invincibubble, since she thinks he's spongeworthy.
* The Three Headed Knight somehow manages to give a nice back glomp to the Pony of Shadows.
* Bigachu remembers one of its old phases it had back when it was a Bigchu.

FALLEN TRIBUTES: Mr. Smith, Venom, Lightning, Duckula, Serena, Cynthia

KILL TALLY

* Kennifer: 4 (Mr. Smith, Venom, Lightning, Duckula)
* Toriel: 1 (Serena)

[Guma]

And Serena's dead already. Ironic. She could save others from death, but not herself.

[Kennifer]

Kennifer holy shit lol

[wingedcatgirl]

Whew, Kenf is goin for it.

[Whistle]

OH MY GOD, THEY GOT KILLED BY KENNI.

YOU BASTARDS.