Castle of Beasts: An NME Murdergame

[KungFuCutbug]

[Skid and Pump decide to explain a little.]

“There's gonna be monsters we're gonna fight!”
“The dragon said they're in his personal army!”
“We're gonna fight them because he told us to!”
“And because he said there's a reward for defeating them!”

[MadeOfMilk]

A REWARD? OH HO HO! RIGHT UP BORIS' ALLEY! he says rubbing his hands together.

[Kennifer]

8attles are gr8, especially when there's loot involved!

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

I don't know about you all, but I feel like I'm ready to take on the world!

Bossman takes out his nightstick and tosses it in the air and grabs it with his hand and uses the other hand to pull out some handcuffs. He holds his nightstick in a threatening manner, and with an intimidating and determined look on his face.

GET SOME!!!!

[wahoothis]

"Well that doesn't sound so bad." Klonoa says a bit relieved. Fighting monsters and eldritch abominations are usually on his to-do lists when saving worlds. "Plus it seems like we have a bunch of people here, so we can defeat any monsters that come our way!" He says, holding up his wind ring, the jewel in it still lightly glowing. If he needs to, he can try to immobilize monsters with his wind bullets while the others take care of them.

[psychedelicate]

Fuyuhiko awakens. He groans and rubs the back of his neck as he surveys his surroundings.

"What the fuck? Is this some kind of joke?"

[Guma]

You're late.

[wahoothis]

Hearing the new person waking up, Klonoa looked at the baby gangsta. "Are you alright little kid? Do you need help?" Klonoa, you're shorter than he is. Not sure you're in the position to mistake him for a kid, even if he has a baby face.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Bossman approaches the new person. He even chuckles a bit at him.

Aww, that's cute. That your Al Capone Halloween costume? Looks really nice. I'm sure you'll get a lotta candy for Halloween.

Bossman moves his hand to playfully scuffle the guy's hair.

[psychedelicate]

Fuyuhiko flinches away from everyone and fixes them all with a sharp glare.

"Are you motherfuckers asking for a death wish!? I'm the Ultimate Yakuza, and I can beat every single one of you to an inch of your lives!"

He sounds pretty confident in that threat, but deep inside, he knows he's not going to get anywhere with these people...

[MadeOfMilk]

Boris lets out a hearty laugh.

A SCRAWNY BOY LIKE YOU COULDN'T PICK UP A SOVIET TANK!

[Guma]

That's a pretty big flex. But I can tell from yuor expression that you know it will only take you so far.

Hey, new guest! Why not stop at my shop?

[Kennifer]

What's a Yakuza? It sounds weak. Weaky weaky weak, 8ecause we don't have them on Alternia so they're pro8a8ly a dum8 human thing!

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Bossman laughs at the gangster.

Yea, right. With you, it'd be like a monkey on my back. I can just flick you off like that.

[psychedelicate]

Fuyuhiko tries his damnedest to hold in his anger. He's so ready to blow up at everyone, but he knows that he has to keep himself under control. He shouldn't let their words affect him, and he shouldn't give them even more of a reason to make fun of him.

"Fine. Take me to your damn shop."

[artsyGeek]

A young man walks out. He looked to his left and to his right before looking at the others. "What the..? Hey, who are you all?!"

[KungFuCutbug]

[Skid and Pump wave at the newcomers, completely oblivious to the freak out one of them just caused.] “Hi!”

[Guma]

It seems you're late as well. Well, I only hope you can go back in time, because I will not repeat myself.

Hello there! Take a look at my wares! By the way, you start up with 1 Attack, 1 Defense, 1 Speed, 20 MP, and 100 Pieces.

—Ruby Tea 100P: +1 ATK
—Sapphire Tea 100P: +1 DEF
—Jade Tea 100P: +1 SPD
—Bubble Tea 300P: +10 MP

[Guma]

It seems you're late as well. Well, I only hope you can go back in time, because I will not repeat myself.

Hello there! Take a look at my wares! By the way, you start up with 1 Attack, 1 Defense, 1 Speed, 20 MP, and 100 Pieces.

—Ruby Tea 100P: +1 ATK
—Sapphire Tea 100P: +1 DEF
—Jade Tea 100P: +1 SPD
—Bubble Tea 300P: +10 MP

Whoops! Did I say 100 Pieces? I meant 1000 Pieces. Sorry!

[wahoothis]

Something was telling Klonoa that the "Ultimate Yakuza" was not happy to be here. Don't know what exactly. Maybe it was the fact he said we had a death wish. Either that or all the swearing. But it didn't seem like that was the only newcomer arriving, as a pale pink haired boy with glasses had just entered the room. Cool lab coat, not going to lie here. Since he seems confused, Klonoa's going approach him. Hope you don't mind a cabbit coming to you Sylvie. "Hi, I'm Klonoa. We woke up here just like you. A big red dragon guy told us we have to fight monsters or something.

[artsyGeek]

"Fight monsters, eh?" Sylvie looked at Klonoa with a half smug, half confused face.

[MadeOfMilk]

MONSTERS WILL BE NO MATCH FOR BORIS, SLAV SUPERSTAR!

[wahoothis]

"Yeah!" Klonoa grinned and gave a thumbs up to the psychologist. He would mention the whole "oh, and there's also some traitors who's going to kill you guys" gig, but he was asleep during that part so he doesn't exactly know about that. And there goes Klonoa's ears again. Ever heard of an inside voice Boris?

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

We're all in this together! We're all gonna find those creeps among us, beat 'em good and make 'em serve hard time!

[artsyGeek]

Sylvie looked at Boris, looking rather weirded out. "Sheeesh! They hired this guy, of all people? At least you seem competent, bunny guy."