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Castle of Beasts: An NME Murdergame
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02-09-2021, 19:59:13 PM
There's also a middle aged games reviewer who's not even good at that, Klonoa, so let's keep an open mind here.
George Wood steps forward regardless, a completely emotionless look on his face as he follows everyone to the arena. "I hope there's pizza after this!" "oh hell no, kung fu panda!"
02-09-2021, 20:02:03 PM
Hey, Klonoa's gonna believe in his new friends. Maybe George can. . . throw video game controllers at them? Give long boring reviews of games to put them to sleep? Klonoa isn't exactly sure what George does. "If the prize is food of our choosing, I'd like some burgers please!"
02-09-2021, 20:06:06 PM
Boris pulls out a Kalashnikov from hammerspace.
OPAAAAA! BEEN A WHILE SINCE I USED THIS! I refuse to be polite or heterosexual
02-09-2021, 20:07:22 PM
Bossman pulls out his nightstick and dangles his handcuffs.
Time for these punks to serve HARD TIME!
I like bananas. They're yellow.
02-09-2021, 20:10:26 PM
(This post was last modified: 02-09-2021, 20:10:45 PM by KungFuCutbug.)
[Having no weapons to use, Skid balls his fists and Pump brushes off his feet.]
“We've got this!” SYMPTOMATIC
THIS DISEASE SO DRAMATIC PANIC AUTOMATICALLY 
02-09-2021, 20:14:50 PM
Vriska's got her FLUORITE OCTET ready to roll!
Stupid doomed timeline...
02-09-2021, 20:14:52 PM
Clenching his wind ring in his hand, Klonoa tries to keep a calm look on his face. Skid and Pump don't seem to have any weapons, and they aren't exactly looking pretty strong. But hey, looks can deceive. Maybe they're a lot stronger than Klonoa's giving them credit for. Won't stop him from doing what he can to help the others.
02-09-2021, 20:17:13 PM
Two Crowbats—basically eyeless crows with bat wings and fangs—flew downward.
So! Who wants to take me on? Er, uh, I just wanted to be a chef, man. I only learned to fight specifically for this encounter, so, uh, go easy on me. These two Crowbats will be your first opponent. Try to think of the most efficient way to defeat them, and in the meantime, check your stats. Attempting to use items will result in instant disqualification. Crowbat A 2 ATK 2 DEF 2 SPD 20 MP Crowbat B 2 ARK 2 DEF 2 SPD 20 MP You may input your commands when ready.
02-09-2021, 20:18:27 PM
(This post was last modified: 02-09-2021, 20:18:47 PM by MadeOfMilk.)
> Shoot Crowbats with the Kalashnikov
I refuse to be polite or heterosexual
02-09-2021, 20:19:42 PM
>open the fight by announcing to the Crowbats that IT IS SPOOKY MONTH
SYMPTOMATIC
THIS DISEASE SO DRAMATIC PANIC AUTOMATICALLY
02-09-2021, 20:21:03 PM
Holding his ring up, Klonoa's gonna try and shoot Crowbat A with a wind bullet in an attempt to incapacitate or inflate him like most enemies in his adventures.
02-09-2021, 20:21:21 PM
George steps back, preparing his first spell... if he's a mage, he'll have to get really inventive with his magic!
>George attacks Crowbat B with DARK BURGERS "oh hell no, kung fu panda!"
02-09-2021, 20:29:06 PM
Vriska will spend... however much of her MP it takes to roll the FLUORITE OCTET to summon a physical weapon.
The dice fall... 7,7,8,2,2,7,3,5 A mace materializes in Vriska's hands, and she >swings it at Crow8at 8... uh I mean Crowbat B.
Stupid doomed timeline...
02-09-2021, 20:50:29 PM
BBM: Crowbat B took 16 damage. Crowbat B now has 16 damage.
Crowbat A attacked BBM. BBM took 9 damage. BBM now has 9 damage. Crowbat B attacked Vriska; Vriska took 12 damage. Vriska now has 12 damage. Skid & Pump: -5 MP. Skid & Pump now have 25 MP. It's Spooky Month?! Oh, uh. That's neat. Crowbat A and Crowbat B broke out into a dance. Boris: Crowbats A and B took 12 damage each. Crowbat A now has 12 damage. Crowbat B now has 28 damage. Klonoa: -2 MP. Klonoa now has 18 MP. Crowbat A took 10 damage. Crowbat A now has 22 damage. George: -5 MP. George now has 35 MP. Crowbat B took 7 damage. Crowbat B now has 35 damage. Medic: -2 MP. BBM recovered 9 damage. BBM now has 0 damage. Vriska: -8 (tee hee) MP. Vriska now has 12 MP. Crowbat B took 13 damage. Crowbat B's Knockout Gauge filled! Crowbat B was defeated!
02-09-2021, 20:53:12 PM
>Easy as peas. Take out an SNES controller and slap Crowbat A with it.
"oh hell no, kung fu panda!"
02-09-2021, 20:53:43 PM
Yeah!!!!!!!!
Okay, now Vriska will >swing her mace at Crowbat A
Stupid doomed timeline...
02-09-2021, 20:55:29 PM
(This post was last modified: 02-09-2021, 20:57:22 PM by KungFuCutbug.)
> Klonoa's gonna slash at Crowbat A with his Wind Blade.
"Take this!"
02-09-2021, 20:55:32 PM
>have Skid punch the remaining Crowbat from the front and Pump kick it from behind for a sort of Miitopia-style Pincer attack
SYMPTOMATIC
THIS DISEASE SO DRAMATIC PANIC AUTOMATICALLY
02-09-2021, 21:07:21 PM
BBM: Crowbat A took 11 damage. Crowbat A's Knockout Gauge was filled! Crowbat A was defeated!
Big Boss Man won the battle!
02-09-2021, 21:10:52 PM
Yeah! We did gr8!!!!!!!! Way to go, 8ig 8oss Man!
Stupid doomed timeline...
02-09-2021, 21:10:56 PM
(This post was last modified: 02-09-2021, 21:11:09 PM by KungFuCutbug.)
[Woohoo! Skid and Pump triumphantly strike poses in celebration of the victory, despite not even having been the ones to defeat the enemies in the first place. Oh well, let them have their fun.]
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