Step 1

[Zanreo]

Step 9. But then, out of nowhere... win one match

[wingedcatgirl]

Step 10: Be disqualified for "obvious cheating" by the judges, who can't believe you could possibly have won legitimately after such a long career of losing.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Step 11: Make money by dancing for pennies on the street.

[Superjohn 2.0]

Step 12: become a meme.

[josh6243]

Step 13: "Become the Stonks Man 2021" Incident

And that was "How to become a Troll Science genius"

[Cassie]

Step 1: Call someone "Hongledong".

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Step 2: Get punched in the face for calling someone Hongledong.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Step 3: Retaliate by hitting the person in the skull with a baseball bat.

[josh6243]

Step 4: Recreate the previous 3 steps in a Troll Science Format.

[Superjohn 2.0]

Step 5: create a successful meme.

[Cassie]

Step 6: Have the meme fizzle out of popularity without even much controversy.

[Dookie]

Step 7: Get yourself into controversy by calling a group of people "Hongledongs" on twitter.

[KungFuCutbug]

step 8: depict the people you called “hongledongs” as Wojaks to make yourself not look as bad

[josh6243]

Step 9: Try to do another Troll Science meme in an attempt at regaining popularity.

[wingedcatgirl]

Step 10: Recurse a few more layers.

[Superjohn 2.0]

Step 11: fail miserably and become a recluse.

[KungFuCutbug]

step 12: get called a “hongledong” by some rando

[wingedcatgirl]

Step 13: Punch that rando in the face for calling you a hongledong.

And that was "How to construct the hongledong circle."

[Dookie]

Step 1: Punch trees

[Superjohn 2.0]

Step 2: punch through solid concrete without getting hurt.

[KungFuCutbug]

step 3: punch through solid iron without getting hurt

[Caret]

Step 4: Realize that you have super-strength.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Step 5: Become Mr. Universe.

[Superjohn 2.0]

Step 6: kick He-Mans ass.

[Dookie]

Step 7: Order Papa Johns and offer it to He-Man