06-11-2021, 11:10:12 AM
Why did you burn your house down?
I can't think of anything clever.
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06-11-2021, 11:37:41 AM
Someone else did.
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
quote listW H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S E N D L E S S F U N ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed 
06-11-2021, 11:52:03 AM
It had insurance and I needed the money so… (don't tell them that though)
I like bananas. They're yellow.
06-11-2021, 17:12:42 PM
What? It's the end times, it won't be needed much longer. Today, my house. Tomorrow, the world!
What else needs saying?
TRIPLE STAR That's what you are. Amazing! 
06-11-2021, 19:05:54 PM
I might have gotten a little carried away with teaching that human kid how to cook...
Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?
 
This is the 4,500th post in Forum Games and I got too carried away celebrating it!
06-14-2021, 11:54:52 AM
A couple of days ago I asked why you burned your house down?
Here are my favorite answers (06-11-2021, 11:52:03 AM)MatthewLM Wrote: It had insurance and I needed the money so… (don't tell them that though) (06-11-2021, 17:12:42 PM)NebulaChimera2211 Wrote: What? It's the end times, it won't be needed much longer. Today, my house. Tomorrow, the world! (06-11-2021, 19:05:54 PM)Clancy Wrote: I might have gotten a little carried away with teaching that human kid how to cook... (06-11-2021, 19:52:33 PM)Guma Wrote: I saw a fly.
I can't think of anything clever.
06-14-2021, 18:12:56 PM
Getting Rid of Children And Other Living Things.
Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?
06-14-2021, 18:29:02 PM
Activating the Fire Emblem and awakening the goddesses of Order and Chaos to destroy the world.
... We want that, right?
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06-14-2021, 20:31:25 PM
Any number of things, but mostly as an instrument of foreign policy, assuming you can come up with a bullshit justification like "terrorism though" so you're not guilty of a war crime.
I am the They who says it!
06-14-2021, 20:36:58 PM
Getting aliens to decide to not bother with Earth by making fools of ourselves.
What else needs saying?
TRIPLE STAR That's what you are. Amazing!
06-16-2021, 14:11:52 PM
Kicking names and taking asses!
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
quote listW H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S E N D L E S S F U N ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed 
06-16-2021, 22:31:54 PM
A couple days ago, I had asked WAR! What is it good for? Here are your best answers:
(06-14-2021, 18:12:56 PM)Clancy Wrote: Getting Rid of Children And Other Living Things. (06-14-2021, 20:31:25 PM)Florien Wrote: Any number of things, but mostly as an instrument of foreign policy, assuming you can come up with a bullshit justification like "terrorism though" so you're not guilty of a war crime. (06-14-2021, 20:36:58 PM)NebulaChimera2211 Wrote: Getting aliens to decide to not bother with Earth by making fools of ourselves.
I like bananas. They're yellow.
06-17-2021, 01:20:44 AM
UNSPEAKABLE MONSTER ATTACKS THE WORLD! RAZING CITIES TO THE GROUND... A HORRIFYING HELL-CREATURE NO WEAPON CAN DESTROY... _______!
Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?
06-17-2021, 01:22:17 AM
It's the Randzilla! protect the charities!
I can't think of anything clever.
06-17-2021, 01:29:44 AM
RUN! It's the Cloutchaser, and he's out to destroy our planet as a quick claim to internet fame!
06-17-2021, 01:42:08 AM
QUACK! In come the rubber! QUACKQUACKQUACKQUACK-
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
quote listW H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S E N D L E S S F U N ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed |
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