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06-03-2021, 08:33:20 AM
"My parents are beekeepers! Look, they let me bring in one of their boxes of bees! There's bees inside!"
What else needs saying?
TRIPLE STAR That's what you are. Amazing! 
06-05-2021, 00:51:29 AM
Almost forgot about this. Wednesday, I asked you What is the worst thing you can bring to show-and-tell at school?
Best answers (06-02-2021, 21:07:22 PM)Superjohn 2.0 Wrote: HEY KIDS WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY? (06-03-2021, 01:25:42 AM)Clancy Wrote: "Sorry, Jimmy, but you're not allowed to show your big brother's special magazines during show-and-tell." (06-03-2021, 01:51:09 AM)Whistle Wrote: "Introducing... SPRAY-ON UNDERWEAR!!" (06-03-2021, 02:17:27 AM)SomeLibre Wrote: Got a knife, yes I kill.
I like bananas. They're yellow.
06-05-2021, 09:33:40 AM
Today, I ask you the following question. WHY? OH GOD THERE'S SO MUCH BLOOD WHY?
I am the They who says it!
06-05-2021, 11:59:54 AM
Blasted too much of it trying to get to the bathroom, shit.
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
quote listW H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S E N D L E S S F U N ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed
06-05-2021, 12:37:58 PM
This happened the last time I got drunk, too.
I like bananas. They're yellow.
Sir, this is a blood bank. What did you expect?
Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?
06-05-2021, 20:34:35 PM
Oh god, it's that time of month...
You know where you are? You're in the jungle baby.
06-05-2021, 20:58:05 PM
Remember when you got blackout drunk and ended up sacrificing the rest of the order to a demon? ...Damn it, I know too much, don't I?
What else needs saying?
TRIPLE STAR That's what you are. Amazing!
06-07-2021, 01:19:00 AM
36ish hours ago, I asked you, "WHY? OH GOD THERE'S SO MUCH BLOOD, WHY?". Here are the top three responses.
#3 goes to (06-05-2021, 11:49:56 AM)wingedcatgirl Wrote: Murdergames! :D #2 goes to (06-05-2021, 20:58:05 PM)NebulaChimera2211 Wrote: Remember when you got blackout drunk and ended up sacrificing the rest of the order to a demon? ...Damn it, I know too much, don't I? And the winner is... (06-05-2021, 18:38:08 PM)Clancy Wrote: Sir, this is a blood bank. What did you expect? In fact, that comment is so good that I will now work in a blood bank just so I can shout that every time I come into work. I expect my career to last about a month at most before I'm fired for being "the absolute worst". I am the They who says it!
06-07-2021, 05:16:44 AM
BITCH YOU ARE GETTIN' IN THIS CAR OR...
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
quote listW H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S E N D L E S S F U N ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed
06-07-2021, 06:19:50 AM
"...or I'll call you 'bitch' again! You don't want to be a BITCH, do you?"
"Uh, listen, that's really--" "Yeah, whatever, BITCH! You comin' or what, BITCH? What's that I see? A big ol' BITCH baby? Come on, do it, BITCH! You won't, BITCH! No balls, BITCH!" Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?
06-07-2021, 11:05:19 AM
You'll not get spayed, and you'll have dozens of puppies to raise and put through dog college, and tuition is incredibly expensive, and dogs only live like 15 years anyway so it's not like they'll be able to support you in old age, because neither you nor they will live long enough to get those good college jobs! Those take like six years to get to reasonable amounts of disposable income, and that's not counting the primary, secondary, and tertiary education to get those jobs in the first place! So, Bitch, you're going to get in this car, or you'll have lots of little bitches to care for, and I can't support you! I barely make ends meet as it is! So just get in the car, and we'll go to the vet, and we'll deal with this before it gets out of hand!
I am the They who says it!
06-07-2021, 12:53:46 PM
...else, you will DIE. Come with me if you want to live.
What else needs saying?
TRIPLE STAR That's what you are. Amazing! 
06-07-2021, 16:11:25 PM
...the universe will implode due to a time paradox, because I'm your future self and I remember getting in this car!
nya
06-08-2021, 14:47:14 PM
BITCH YOU ARE GETTIN' IN THIS CAR OR...
Top results: (06-07-2021, 06:19:50 AM)Clancy Wrote: "...or I'll call you 'bitch' again! You don't want to be a BITCH, do you?" (06-07-2021, 12:53:46 PM)NebulaChimera2211 Wrote: ...else, you will DIE. Come with me if you want to live. (06-07-2021, 16:11:25 PM)wingedcatgirl Wrote: ...the universe will implode due to a time paradox, because I'm your future self and I remember getting in this car! Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
quote listW H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S E N D L E S S F U N ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed
06-08-2021, 18:35:18 PM
Today, I ask you the following question: What's your solution to the Fermi paradox?
Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?
06-08-2021, 20:36:18 PM
The aliens are made of the secret shrimp colours and can only be seen by them.
06-08-2021, 21:33:18 PM
Aliens hate humans, specifically. We're colossal jackasses by intergalactic standards.
nya
06-08-2021, 21:50:49 PM
I'll tell ya where the aliens are, they're the same place cousin Vinny went when he got inna fight with the boss, Capiche?
I am the They who says it!
06-09-2021, 11:55:34 AM
Because we're the Galactic equivalent of North Sentinel Island.
I can't think of anything clever.
06-09-2021, 12:52:57 PM
Aliens were fabricated by a US government conspiracy so that some day, they could stage an alien invasion and "save the day".
What else needs saying?
TRIPLE STAR That's what you are. Amazing!
06-10-2021, 15:15:59 PM
The aliens are on the Moon and they're disappointed we didn't send them Chuck Berry.
You know where you are? You're in the jungle baby.
06-10-2021, 19:28:46 PM
A couple of days ago, I asked you, "What's your solution to the Fermi paradox?". Here are the three best responses.
#3 goes to: (06-09-2021, 11:55:34 AM)Superjohn 2.0 Wrote: Because we're the Galactic equivalent of North Sentinel Island. #2 goes to: (06-10-2021, 15:15:59 PM)Whistle Wrote: The aliens are on the Moon and they're disappointed we didn't send them Chuck Berry. And, the winner: (06-08-2021, 20:36:18 PM)GoldenCityBird Wrote: The aliens are made of the secret shrimp colours and can only be seen by them. Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?
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