07-15-2021, 20:07:31 PM
Jesus Christ!
You know where you are? You're in the jungle baby.
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07-15-2021, 20:51:45 PM
Himself. Sorry, Mr. President, you're on your own for this.
07-15-2021, 21:32:09 PM
...ooh, he just died. Looks like you're screwed, Mr. President
I like bananas. They're yellow.
07-16-2021, 05:33:50 AM
...the spaghetti pie of informatione!
"Hello Mario." Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
quote listW H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S E N D L E S S F U N ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed 
07-16-2021, 12:01:31 PM
A bad comedian.
"What's the deal with airline food?"
I can't think of anything clever.
07-16-2021, 19:02:45 PM
Yesterday, I asked you: Terrorists have taken over the White House! The President is in mortal danger! Only one man can save him... ________! Here are the top four responses...
In fourth place is: (07-15-2021, 20:51:45 PM)GoldenCityBird Wrote: Himself. Sorry, Mr. President, you're on your own for this. Third place goes to: (07-15-2021, 20:07:31 PM)Whistle Wrote: Jesus Christ! Second place: (07-15-2021, 21:32:09 PM)Matthew Somebody Wrote: ...ooh, he just died. Looks like you're screwed, Mr. President And, the winner: (07-16-2021, 12:01:31 PM)Superjohn 2.0 Wrote: A bad comedian. Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?
07-16-2021, 21:37:54 PM
Welcome to An Inside Look: Proctology Exams
I like bananas. They're yellow.
07-16-2021, 22:14:30 PM
Tucker Carlson Tonight. All night. Every night.
Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?
07-17-2021, 08:14:05 AM
None. There's no TV in hell. You'll have to go to outside to get your propaganda.
What else needs saying?
TRIPLE STAR That's what you are. Amazing! 
07-17-2021, 08:17:08 AM
The History Channel, now showing Ancient-er Aliens, where we ENDORSE FLAT EARTH, because landing on a pancake is easier than landing on a circle so of course the earth must be flat otherwise the aliens couldn't land on it to build monuments for people who aren't modern and white! (Guest Staring Infowars's Alex Jones but just his product placement, because the only way to prevent aliens from burning down your house is to buy this product for fifty dollars plus S&H!)
I am the They who says it!
07-20-2021, 02:45:08 AM
Friday I asked you about tv shows in hell.
Here are my favorite answers. (07-16-2021, 21:37:54 PM)Matthew Somebody Wrote: Welcome to An Inside Look: Proctology Exams (07-16-2021, 22:14:30 PM)Clancy Wrote: Tucker Carlson Tonight. All night. Every night. (07-17-2021, 08:17:08 AM)Florien Wrote: The History Channel, now showing Ancient-er Aliens, where we ENDORSE FLAT EARTH, because landing on a pancake is easier than landing on a circle so of course the earth must be flat otherwise the aliens couldn't land on it to build monuments for people who aren't modern and white! (Guest Staring Infowars's Alex Jones but just his product placement, because the only way to prevent aliens from burning down your house is to buy this product for fifty dollars plus S&H!)
I can't think of anything clever.
07-22-2021, 09:37:21 AM
How do you get them off a seal?
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
quote listW H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S E N D L E S S F U N ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed
07-22-2021, 17:48:21 PM
No need for me to do it, seals are fierce creatures and can take care of themselves.
Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?
08-04-2021, 09:43:11 AM
Tired of dealing with seals all over your shit? [Bill Wurtz voice] HIRE A SAMURAI
I refuse to be polite or heterosexual
08-25-2021, 00:45:48 AM
uhhhhhhhh top result for last month's YIAY prompt is...
(07-22-2021, 17:48:21 PM)Clancy Wrote: No need for me to do it, seals are fierce creatures and can take care of themselves. Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
quote listW H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S E N D L E S S F U N ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed
08-26-2021, 13:32:09 PM
My mom's spatula.
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
quote listW H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S E N D L E S S F U N ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed 
08-26-2021, 16:02:11 PM
Skynet forming in my butt. No, you haven't forgotten to turn off your cloud-to-butt extension, Skynet is actually forming inside my rear end, despite the gluteus maximus not being known for its computing capabilities.
nya
08-26-2021, 16:50:39 PM
The evil alternate-universe counterparts of the Berenstain Bears.
Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?
08-27-2021, 07:51:37 AM
A butterfly effect primarily caused by someone forgetting to lock their door before leaving, thus leaving them open and vulnerable to any burglars who have their eyes dead-set on their new fancy-schmancy air fryer.
I refuse to be polite or heterosexual
08-27-2021, 08:17:46 AM
Shrek.
What else needs saying?
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