The Turned Tables

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Whatever the reason why we're all here, I assume there's a point to all this?

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Maria stares more at everyone. Yeah!!! I think I've heard about all of you!! She begins to bounce around, thinking: ....HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO COOL I GET TO MEET THE HOSTS I'VE HEARD ABOUT!!!

Now, I wanna know I got all of this right!! You! She points at Dr. Frankie. You're part octopus, right?! And you! She points at Hercules. You're...fuck. French? Japanese? You're not American, I remembered that. And you have a cult! And you!!! She finally points as Glasnya.

You...you...YOU'RE A TINY LITTLE KITTY LITTLE BABY CAT!!! She immediately tries to cuddle Glasnya.

[LavenderDream]

Wait, we're doing introductions? In that case, I'm Scarlet, here to serve if needed.

[PointMaid]

Ruined your island, Shoehorn? That... that does sound like her. If it is her. Strange coincidence.

[PointMaid]

...Part octopus? Um... no. I'm not.

[Cassie]

"I'm curious as to what this is..."

[Cassie]

You...you...YOU'RE A TINY LITTLE KITTY LITTLE BABY CAT!!! She immediately tries to cuddle Glasnya.

They immediately go soft. "Nyo..."

[KungFuCutbug]

[Hercules can't help but snicker at Maria's enthusiasm, although his expression darkens a bit when she starts rattling off nationalities.] “French. I am French. Most decidedly not Japanese. And... ah, you've heard of the Fragments?” [The thought of an outsider knowing about them gives him pause. What if she's been learning about them with the intention to take them down and prevent them from accomplishing their goal?]

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Quite the peppy young lady, aren't you?, Shoehorn says to Maria. I like that.

He turns his attention to Frankie, with her talks about islands and Victoria grabbing his attention.

Indeed? Well, this Victoria I know was a preppy rich girl who came over and built a hotel on my island, endangering the wildlife and the plants, and not giving one damn at all over the damage she caused. If this young lady happens to be the Victoria you know, this is indeed a small world.

[wingedcatgirl]

... My name is classified. ... But you can all call me V.

[Caret]

[The figure shrugs at V, before turning away from her and facing everyone else.] We're doing introductions now? Well, I don't have a name, so to speak... but you can call me host2.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

To the new people... Just call me DeeDee.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Maria continues to pet Glasnya, before responding to Hercules.. Tiny little kitty kitty baby cat small little kitty cat-and yeah! That's what they were called, fuck. Sorry, I'm not good with names!! But yeah!!! Heard about you guys, you're cool!!

[Cassie]

[The figure shrugs at V, before turning away from her and facing everyone else.] We're doing introductions now? Well, I don't have a name, so to speak... but you can call me host2.

"Nyour nyame's nywhat?-"

[PointMaid]

Really? My stuck-up cousin Victoria was lending me money for my island lab, park and nature reserve, where I was bringing back extinct animals. Until she called her money back in, devastating my work.

[wingedcatgirl]

Yes, yes, it's all connected, so we can blame him for everything bad that's happened to all of us.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Maria now glances at V. Him? Who's "him"? Your dad or something? Sorry, there's a lot of people that can be called "him"!!

[KungFuCutbug]

and yeah! That's what they were called, fuck. Sorry, I'm not good with names!! But yeah!!! Heard about you guys, you're cool!!

[Hercules's posture stiffens slightly, a look of concern and irritation on his face.] “Qu... define ‘cool’. You don't plan to, say, usurp me as their leader, do you?”

[wingedcatgirl]

... The one who started all this. All these... murdergames. I have a sneaking suspicion we're in one ourselves, now.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Well, we've only known each other for a few minutes and it seems like we have quite a bit in common, don't we, Dr. Frankenstein? Both of us have island and have to deal with these less-than-savory women named Victoria. But you say you're here to revive extinct animals? Do tell me more about your mission, Dr.

[Cassie]

"Nyo! Another game of murder! Nyice!" Glasya does a creepy, wide grin that shows all of their teeth.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Leader?! What? Of course not!! Honestly, I wouldn't know how! And besides, I'm perfectly fine working with what I've got!! I can make a lot with memory constructs, you know?!

[Kennifer]

o no murderin is meen

[Cassie]

"Seems that the harvest has grown far and wide, nyo?"

[KungFuCutbug]

“...Memory... constructs... what.”