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The Turned Tables
“So I'm still working on the PowerPoint Presentation. Everyone's allowed to look around this place...just come back in a while.”

“Oh, and you know that little thing in the back of your head that tells you how successful you were? Boop. Manipulated your minds to turn it off.”
The... dice-roll thing? ... I see.
(We're IN PA! :D But still settling in, so activity everywhere is still decreased. A bit.)
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No more RNG to screw us over!
I don't understand any of this... I'm in a world of complete insanity...
Shoehorn looks down upon the pogo-rapier of Hercules's pointed right at his chin, pretty much unfazed by the menacing Frenchman.

Try it, Frenchman. Just try to take me. I spent 25 years learning how to survive the elements, something that suited me well when I ran my Sharks. I've had knives pointed at me, gunbarrels right at my head and I pulled through each time. I may have my knife, but I sure as hell don't need that to kill. I can use anything around me. And I don't even need that either when I could easily use my bare hands as well. I can handle myself quite well, so you better watch who you're dealing with. I bet you wouldn't even last five minutes in my environment. Wolves would devour you so fast, you wouldn't even notice your skin get ripped off your flesh.
I like bananas. They're yellow.
(06-06-2021, 18:14:58 PM)Despair's Archon of Memes Wrote: No more RNG to screw us over!

“It's still there, but you won't get to know how you did. It's so you guys can't be hyper competent townies.”
...And if you have doubts about the subject, I assure you, getting your skin ripped off and eaten by animals is not a pleasant feeling.
Murdergames Characters
Frankie * Dr. Ruby Ramirez * Solanacae Bakersby * Sam BlackSelen(ium) * Reina Schultz * Dr. Francine "Frankie" Frankenstein * Lotta Schadenfreude

Need a bigger bookshelf? Join me in The Library.
but if were playn cloo we ned dies

...she is, of course, missing the point entirely.
Stupid doomed timeline...
Maria raises her hand. Can I use my own dice?

She works on something on her tablet, and produces a d100.


One of these.
but if i'm never your hero
i can never let you down

(06-06-2021, 18:20:56 PM)MadameButterflyKnife Wrote: Maria raises her hand. Can I use my own dice?

She works on something on her tablet, and produces a d100.


One of these.

“Yeah, I guess so. I'm gonna have to roll it, though. And you won't get to see the result.”
". .t-that's a sphere."

[. .congrats, Maria. You scared the child.]
"I can't tell you how many times I've burned everything to the ground and started over."
No, it's a d100!!!! See the numbers?! Here, watch me roll it!!

Maria rolls the massive dice. And it rolls. And it keeps rolling. And it keeps rolling.
but if i'm never your hero
i can never let you down

[Herc's smirk only widens as he slowly, dramatically lowers the pogo-raper.] “If you think you can kill me and get away with it, soit mon invité. Just remember who has the capacity to bring the dead back to life, and who doesn't.”
— IT WAS LIKE A TIME BOMB SET INTO MOTION —
Audley picks up the d100 and throws it back at Maria's face.

“I Think I've changed my mind.”
"Well, I'm so sorry I didn't know what it— Actually yeah I do it just looks so sphere-like in my opinion."
"I can't tell you how many times I've burned everything to the ground and started over."
(06-06-2021, 18:17:10 PM)Dookie Wrote:
(06-06-2021, 18:14:58 PM)Despair's Archon of Memes Wrote: No more RNG to screw us over!

“It's still there, but you won't get to know how you did. It's so you guys can't be hyper competent townies.”

...Fuck.

DeeDee proceeds to roll a d6. And then punches herself in the face, revealing a gaping abyss.
I don't understand any of this... I'm in a world of complete insanity...
[That's when Herc notices Audley throwing the d100.]

“...The fuck is that?
— IT WAS LIKE A TIME BOMB SET INTO MOTION —
The d100 wacks Maria right in the face.

....WOAH!!!! Good shot, Audley!! It's one of those pre-kill hijinks I've heard about!! Everyone, think fast!!

She then yeets the d100 at the rest of the group.
but if i'm never your hero
i can never let you down

Shoehorn watches as the d100 whizzes by him, shaking his head.

How old are you?
I like bananas. They're yellow.
(06-06-2021, 18:31:01 PM)KungFuCutbug Wrote: [Herc's smirk only widens as he slowly, dramatically lowers the pogo-raper.] “If you think you can kill me and get away with it, soit mon invité. Just remember who has the capacity to bring the dead back to life, and who doesn't.”

Oh. Yeah. Trust me, I'll remember who has that ability. I do bring back the dead.
Murdergames Characters
Frankie * Dr. Ruby Ramirez * Solanacae Bakersby * Sam BlackSelen(ium) * Reina Schultz * Dr. Francine "Frankie" Frankenstein * Lotta Schadenfreude

Need a bigger bookshelf? Join me in The Library.
DeeDee's gaping abyss for a face absorbs the d100... Only to immediately spit it right back out... However... The d100 has now been glitched... And now glitches between different dice forms...
I don't understand any of this... I'm in a world of complete insanity...
Shoehorn nods in agreement over Dr. Frankie's declaration.

Mmm-hmm, and she seems more trustworthy than you, so why don't you go choke on a snail, you walking stereotype.
I like bananas. They're yellow.
wuts rong wif ur fays?
Stupid doomed timeline...
“Oh, really? Well, look at you, you do have a pipeline to revival after all. Enjoy becoming a mindless, flesh-eating parasite under her watch, connasse!” [Herc turns away from Shoehorn, intending to end the conversation there.]
— IT WAS LIKE A TIME BOMB SET INTO MOTION —
Oh yeah... Did I forget to mention the thing about me? This human form is just a shell for my true form...

DeeDee's face shell is slowly but surely reforming...
I don't understand any of this... I'm in a world of complete insanity...
Maria smiles at Shoehorn. 16!!!
but if i'm never your hero
i can never let you down



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