The Turned Tables

[Weirdguy149]

Jenkins teleported right behind her to dodge the coffee cup then delivered a backhand to the back of her head.

[Dookie]

Audley isn't qucick enough to dodge it, and gets hit in the head. It's fucking hard.

She decides to use her flamethrower on Jenkins, wherever he may be.

[Weirdguy149]

"Welcome to Hell, where fire's basically just a snack to me. Did you think my red skin and horns were just for show?"

Jenkins walked up to her with a relaxed smirk on his face.

[Dookie]

[“Well, yes.”

She decided to spawn a black hole…she's not going to win this one, so why not.

She can't do it though.

Is she too weak? Is someone doing something?

[Weirdguy149]

"Heh. I said welcome to Hell, didn't I? You can't do shit here."

He punched her right in the chin.

[Dookie]

“Yes I can! You just wait and see!”

She throws a weak punch. It's not even close to hitting.

[Weirdguy149]

"I'm done letting you boss me around. See ya."

Jenkins took a knife on the floor and stabbed her in the brain. Then he kicked her into the flames so that they would swallow up her body.

He looked up at the ceiling and sighed in contentment then teleported back to where the others were.

"What's done is done."

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Maria grins. So, what did you do to her????? Did you unravel her bit by bit and have her choke on her own guts, as she slowly loses her identity?????

[Weirdguy149]

Jenkins glared at her with a frown.

"Now that I can speak freely, be glad that Helena didn't die from the carbon monoxide, or you would get every one of your sick fantasies. Combined."

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Maria smiles back. Man, does she ever stop smiling? You could have been a bit more subtle!!!! And by subtle, I mean you didn't have to like, OUTRIGHT tell me she was your daugther when you were being all McEdgelord last night!!!!!

[Weirdguy149]

"You blatantly ignored me. I had to get your attention somehow."

[Weirdguy149]

"So anyway, you two can leave if you want."

He snapped his fingers and opened up two portals behind the survivors that weren't related to him.

"I hope never to see at least one of you again. For now, though, me and Helena have to catch up for lost time."

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Farewell, Mr. Jenkins.

DeeDee grabs her scythe and turns to the portal... And just as she steps into the portal... She gets one last quip in.

...And good riddance.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

See ya, Jenkins!!!!!!!!

Maria also walks right into the portal. As she does so, she can be heard mumbling to herself.

Well, that was surprisingly a bit underwhelming!!!! Although......maybe it could be spiced up.......

[Weirdguy149]

"Alright. With those two gone..."

His train of thought was messed up by a falling chandelier on the bottom floor.

"...fuck, this is gonna take a while."

He looked down at Helena. "We'll get you back to demonhood someday. No matter how many crates of booze it takes."

And so ends The Turned Tables.