07-29-2021, 01:24:23 AM
"You didn't though, did you? And it's too late. You're already dead."
Stupid doomed timeline...
The Turned Tables
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07-29-2021, 01:24:23 AM
"You didn't though, did you? And it's too late. You're already dead."
Stupid doomed timeline...
07-29-2021, 01:44:14 AM
(This post was last modified: 07-29-2021, 01:45:27 AM by Weirdguy149.)
Jenkins poofed right in front of Host. Enough. It's your time to die. Trusting you with what I wanted really was a mistake.
He put a hand on his shoulder and poofed away with him. As he did so, a television screen turned on, showing the two of them in the study in front of a large black easel. Host DeathHe hung him up by his clothes on clothespins. Then he conjured three knives in his hand and showed them to the camera. "These represent the people he fucked up with over the course of this game. Here we go... First, your friend." He tossed a knife at him that embedded itself into one of his knees. "Next... the one you chatted with all night." The next knife went into the other knee. "And finally, my dumb ass for believing you can protect my daughter from this other ASSHOLE!" He poofed right up to him and embedded the knife deep through his heart three times. Then he turned to the camera with an enraged look on his face. "Now I'll have to clean up this house for the rest of the fucking night. Don't you fucking dare mess it up even more or I will make this look like the goddamn Care Bears!" He poofed away with a rather aggressive snapping sound.
07-29-2021, 01:49:34 AM
Maria glances at the execution. Awwwww....it was more tame than expected!!!! Wonder what he's being so edgy about????
07-29-2021, 01:51:46 AM
"Well... he probably deserved worse, but at least he didn't get away with murder."
Stupid doomed timeline...
07-29-2021, 01:53:37 AM
DeeDee internally thinks:
Wait... He has a daughter? I don't understand any of this... I'm in a world of complete insanity...
07-29-2021, 01:54:18 AM
So, that's four of us left, right???? And the game ends at three.......
07-29-2021, 02:02:56 AM
"..."
Helena pauses a moment. "Yes, it looks like we're almost done."
Stupid doomed timeline...
07-29-2021, 03:04:15 AM
Audley comes, smiling at host2's death.
“Now, we have four left. Anime Fan DeeDee, Artist Nerd Maria, Coffee Addict Zecro, and Dumbass Helena.”
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
07-29-2021, 03:09:03 AM
So????? What now????!!!! Maria stares, starting to get impatient after the lackluster execution.
07-29-2021, 03:11:30 AM
"Hey! I'm not a dumbass, I've got this. And I figured out a bad guy!"
Helena holds up the bottle of rum.
Stupid doomed timeline...
“Well, we have to give you all another motive, and then whoever dies tonight is the last death…the others can escape. Now, I'LL just cut to the chase. You're all here already. So basically, this'll happen.”
She spawns a flamethrower from her pocket and starts using it on the downstairs. Anybody who was down there would see the beautiful house, with expensive items and beautiful displays burning down into ash. “Oh, and by the way, this is Jenkin's house. I used it for the game.” She directs her attention to Jenkins. ”This is what you get for bringing your daughter into the fucking game. I don't care if DeeDee hosted, you're really being protective of her.“
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
07-29-2021, 19:49:24 PM
Helena pauses as if she's going to say something again, but just takes another swig from her bottle instead.
Stupid doomed timeline...
07-29-2021, 20:09:36 PM
Maria looks to DeeDee. Daughter????? Wait, is this canon or????
07-29-2021, 20:10:46 PM
HOLYFUCKTHEHOUSEISONFIREALSOIHAVEAFATHER
DeeDee's lost it. I don't understand any of this... I'm in a world of complete insanity...
07-29-2021, 21:30:16 PM
“Yes. And he tried to hide it from em. From my deductions, he has a daughter here, and that daughter is you, Dee.”
She walks up to Jenkins. “So what happened? Did they get their memory erased? Did you make em an orphan? Trade em in?”
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
07-29-2021, 21:40:12 PM
Maria interrupts the very dramatic moment with a loud Wait! How could he make her an orphan if she's his kid and he's still alive????!!! Unless you're undead!!! Hey, Jenkins???!!! Are you fucking, like, undead????!!!!!
07-29-2021, 22:21:08 PM
"Really, brat? You're just going to torch my house and mention the wrong fucking woman as my daughter?"
Jenkins was clearly having none of this tomfoolery.
07-29-2021, 22:28:04 PM
"Not as smart as she'd like to think she is, is she?"
Stupid doomed timeline...
07-29-2021, 22:33:15 PM
Maria looks at Jenkins. Okay, you're clearly not my dad, so........Helena????!!!!!!! Is this guy your dad?????!!!!!!! I knew it!!!!!!!
07-29-2021, 22:36:17 PM
"...how could you have possibly known that until just now?"
Stupid doomed timeline...
07-29-2021, 22:36:28 PM
"Looks like the cat's out of the bag. But hold on, I'll explain after I'm done with a few pests or two."
He looked down at Audley. "Let's settle this in the kitchen. You. Me. And that stiff that's been hooked to the coffee machine."
07-29-2021, 22:37:22 PM
(07-29-2021, 22:21:08 PM)Weirdguy149 Wrote: "Really, brat? You're just going to torch my house and mention the wrong fucking woman as my daughter?" “…” “Ok, let's see….it's not Zecro…not Tory…carry the 2….Oh. Oh fuck.” ”Look, sorry for stealing your daughter and making her a dumbass, and then lying to everyone about it, and I respect your dedication to the craft, but you seriously don't wanna mess with me, buddy. I'm the most powerful being in the entire universe, and I just keep getting more powerful.”
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
07-29-2021, 22:38:22 PM
(07-29-2021, 22:36:28 PM)Weirdguy149 Wrote: "Looks like the cat's out of the bag. But hold on, I'll explain after I'm done with a few pests or two." “Alright, it's on.” She walks through the flames to the kitchen, waiting for Jenkins.
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
07-29-2021, 22:46:01 PM
Jenkins poofed into the kitchen and hid in the flames behind Zecro. He snapped his neck then picked him up by the legs. With a deep bellow, he swung the fresh corpse at Audley's head.
07-29-2021, 22:50:41 PM
Audley dodges the wild corpse and picks up Zecro's coffee machine. She throws it at Jenkin's head, hoping for the coffee maker's cup to burst, causing glass to hit his face and hot coffee to burn him.
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
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