Step 1

[MadameButterflyKnife]

step 4: burn the evidence you knew them

[wingedcatgirl]

Step 5: Start burning all evidence that they ever existed.

[Florien]

Step 6: Burn your arson skills because those are evidence too.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Step 7: Learn a new skill to fill in the hole that your arson skills once were

[Whistle]

Step 8: Flood any evidence that you learned that skill

[Superjohn 2.0]

step 9: get a job in the video game industry.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

step 10: Design the next new innovative game

[Zanreo]

Step 11: Also secretly make funny bootleg versions of said game

[Dookie]

Step 12: Pretend to get really mad about the bootlegs and throw a fit live to boost up sales.

[Caret]

Step 13: Buy a few truckloads of bone marrow with your newfound wealth and enjoy.

And that was "How to Get a Lifetime Supply of Bone Marrow."

[wingedcatgirl]

Step 1: Water the poison supply

[NebulaChimera2211]

Step 2: Stuff Solid Snake into your boot.

[noodlesnook]

step 2: water the boot with the poison supply

[Caret]

Step 4: Realize your actions have somehow erased the integer between 2 and 4 from existence.

[wingedcatgirl]

Step 5: Despair, as there will never again be a little treat.

[noodlesnook]

step 6: become addicted to despair

[Superjohn 2.0]

Step 7: kidnap a bunch of high schoolers and try to force them to play a murder mystery game.

[josh6243]

Step 8: Get sued for a ridiculous amount and fall into despair because of the fees. It doesn't matter if you win or lose, you will pay a ton of money.

[Florien]

Step 9: File a removal request to England, because under British lawsuit standards the loser pays the legal fees, get the judge to agree to this, then win the case and file a countersuit for libel and slander in the same court, essentially guaranteeing victory because of how low the bar is for a thing to be considered libel in British courts, all in hopes of establishing a credible threat of legal retaliation in the event someone tries to sue you again.

[wingedcatgirl]

Step 10: Somehow lose anyway.

[Caret]

Step 11: Challenge the judge to a game of cards.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Step 12: Make a wager. If you win, you're the new judge. If you lose, you get the guillotine!

[wingedcatgirl]

Step 13: Tie, thereby getting your sentence commuted to death by poison -- the poison you watered down. Because you survived execution, the judge is forced to set you free.

And that was "how to become immune to the law".

[Caret]

Step 1: Resurrect a dead forum thread.

[Florien]

Step two, do it again.