Step 1

[Caret]

Step 10: Download the latest version of Waresoft's Totally Legitimate Virus-Free Disk Recovery Tool 6000 from the dark web.

[Cassie]

Step 11: Fuck yourself up not from the deceptive software, but for putting a slice of toast atop your CPU.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Step 12: Put a mug of coffee on top of the CPU alongside the toast to make a complete breakfast.

[Superjohn 2.0]

Step 13: spill coffee over your computer and get really pissed.

That was "how to have a stressful week."

[Dookie]

Step 1: Kill your boss.

[GoldenCityBird]

Step 2: Frame the board of directors for the deed.

[Superjohn 2.0]

Step 3: laugh at them when they get convicted.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Step 4: Watch the company go under without their leadership.

[wingedcatgirl]

Step 5: Get hired at a new company.

[Dookie]

Step 6: Start a romantic relationship with your new boss.

[Superjohn 2.0]

Step 7: get rejected , swallow sadness.

[wingedcatgirl]

Step 8: Repeat steps 1-7 exactly seventeen times, no more, no less.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Step 9: Use your expertise to form your own company.

[Cassie]

Step 10: Get a product placement deal with a fictional work.

[Dookie]

Step 11: Make a movie all about your product! I'm talking Mac & Me shit.

[Superjohn 2.0]

Step 12: lose credibility after the movie bombs.

[Cassie]

Step 13: Unswallow your morals, they're not a poor man's philosophy.

This is "How to become a better businessman with lots of collateral damage".

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Step 1: Sue someone.

[wingedcatgirl]

Step 2: Lose.

[Superjohn 2.0]

Step 3: Get a better lawyer.

[wmradar]

Step 4: Sue the old lawyer for incompetence.

[wingedcatgirl]

Step 5: Lose again.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Step 6: File for bankruptcy.

[Superjohn 2.0]

Step 7: become a professional wrestler to pay your debts.

[Caret]

Step 8: Lose in every single match you are in.