Hunger Games Simulator - Trouble Cube Edition

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

I forgot you can't use TC images. Fixed the issue and they should pop up now

[wingedcatgirl]

MyBB attachments are weird. In almost every respect, they are proper direct links, but the URL ends in the attachment ID number instead of the file extension, as BrantSteele's sim requires.

We'll look into changing that, though if we recall, we tried once and couldn't figure out how to do it.

[Whistle]

AND SO BEGIN THE GAMES.

Intro Music: Monday Night Football

Well, hello everybody, and welcome back to yet another season of Hunger Games Simulator with SdNL! I'm your host, Whistle Gangster, here for yet another little thing in the edge of glory. Soemtimes I say wors with out actually understadnign what I'm saying, and that's alright.

Well, outside of radical introspection, I think we've got some sort of handle on things, to our knowledge. Why does saying that feel natural for some reason, I don't know why?


[slap]

LET'S GET INTO IT.

Tribute reveal music: "I Zimbra" - Talking Heads

THE REAPING
postimg | tcimg | imgur

harvest

• Despite the general downward trend in nominations (goddamn lunatics and their self-preservation instinct), we have with us here two returning nominators, Madame Butterfly Knife and Goose! Knife has nominated a few of his original creations, Voi and Ivi Roma, who he has brought to life with the power of art, and Goose nominated another variant of Steve plus his old Sylveon, Bow!
  
• And introducing ourselves into the games is Nebula Chimera 2211, with two characters plucked straight out of her favorite games; Pit from Kid Icarus, and Cupid Kirby from the Kirby series! Let's hope that all goes well with these tributes, and that these newcomers somehow survive long enough to make her a valuable player!
  
• Further tributes include my own Neo and Trinity, unplugged fresh from the Matrix, still in love just the same! Power Stroke 6001 has nominated two couples of her own; Doug and Kat, and Nabi and Doki. Hype Kitty has nominated a literal boyfriend and girlfriend called Boyfriend and Girlfriend, plus two characters from Fire Emblem! But most importantly, let's not forget Billy 5545's incredible tributes!!....
  
  A... raccoon and a fish.
  

LET'S GET ON WITH IT, AND SATISFY MY DOWNRIGHT BLOODLUST.

Bloodbath Music: "Animal" - Def Leppard

THE BLOODBATH
postimg | tcimg | imgur

and i want

• Voi does the first action of the game, making herself known by running backwards away from our own little Cornucopia!
  
• Kennifer's Margaret has her own things to discuss, so we'd best not talk about her.
  
• Billy's raccoon, The Frenchiest Fry, finds some little drugs and gives himself the ability to build anything within seconds, like the Minenites!
  
• I hope nobody is in Stricklander's behind any time soon.
  
• FIRST BLOOD! Junta slowly poisons Zapp Brannigan before he even has the chance to make himself known in this game! Such a shame!
  
• And Trinity showing her own markswomanship, much to the expense of Nagisa!
  
• At this point, I'm sure that Vallis-Neira may have taken the red pill already.
  
• Ivi takes on her own little thing, finding something that could potentially help her out somehow further along in the games. Kaboom.
  
• UGH. Silly Whitty and Diana with their Death Prevention And Creating Trust.
  
• Let's see what kind of trouble Nabi and Doki can get themselves into.
  
• Boyfriend and Girlfriend getting a message from Cupid himself with their bows and arrows!
  
• Tom is grabbing a defensive instrument, eh? That's nice.
  
• Steve! Don't run off!
  
• Ugh. Sharing spirits,
  you fiveSabine, Archie, Johnny Bravo, Doug and Kat
  . Why can't people just hoard everything, huh?
  
• Bye Felicia!
  
• Hey wait, wasn't David supposed to be here already? How is his appearance sudden?
  
• Bow sees the same syringe situation and selects the same sort of substance. Sweet!
  
• Don't worry, even Jomanda doesn't know who the hosts are.
  
• Barbara fighting bad vibes? Psssh, with you kids these days everything is bad vibes!
  
• Le Fishe grabbing its own little spear in an ironic sense.
  
• GWC draws his blade... with pleasure.
  
• Meanwhile, 
  the rest of the tributesNintendo, Neo, Carol, Olivia, Flash, Cupid Kirby, Pit, Byleth and Lysithea, and Jessica
  find themselves too scared to be anywhere near the Cornucopia and book it with their backs turned.
  

Well, with that blood out of the way, let's get into the full monty!

DAY ONE

postimg | tcimg | imgur

and i need

• Trinity has obviously not learned since escaping the Matrix; she doesn't realize that antiques actually get poken and stay poken.
  
• A four-way brawl between Nintendo, Sabine, Barbara, and Cupid Kirby! Only the latter two make it out alive!
  
• Jessica, I have yet to see any de-aging potions on President Snow, he still looks ten!
  ...
  ...
  ...
  wait what
  
• Ahahaha!
  Tomand Bow
  's got patience for such a ripe fart!
  
• Fear not Jomanda, Steve's great parrot compromises are always great for such greatness!
  
• Never knew Voi and Neo could have such peaceful thoughts. Then again, they're fucking COWARDS.
  
• Carol reenacts a little children's game with Pit, Johnny Bravo, and Junta. Johnny's a little slow though, so he has been eliminated.
  
• Tiny Diana. Sounds hilarious!
  
• Le Fishe puts his spear to good use, but Vallis-Neria has run on blades before.
  
• Never knew Friday Night Funkin' had updates. But I guess it makes sense...
  
• David has a little bit of knowledge about ship sinking.
  
• Do you want to crash, Margaret? Then maybe you should steer.
  
• Nabi and Doki already getting into some trouble!
  
• Yeah, not too funny, Stricklander. No shitposting in the Arena.
  
• Doug and Kat have been burned by terrible attacks, Archie says. Haha, kids!
  
• Tribute betrayal! Olivia and GWC have spats over spiders, but GWC knocks up the courage to spit it out!
  

Seven cannon shots in the distance tonight. After a very quick setup, everything is so refreshing to hear at this sort of pace.

THE FALLEN
postimg | tcimg | imgur

7 deaths: Zapp Brannigan, Nagisa, Felicia, Nintendo, Sabine, Johnny Bravo, Vallis-Neria
1 nominator eliminated: ThatIdiotMan
29 remain

Well well, this has been a lovely season! I got no one, but I got this season to take care of me while I waste away in bed every so often. Hope you all are cuddling up with your lover so much you wanna murder them, eh? Fun.

Anyway, this has been Whistle with SdNL, signing off.

NEXT TIME... FLIPS AND SPINS.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

GWC is that detestable, so he pushed Olivia too far into trying to kill him

[PowerStroke6001]

Archie's got a point, tho, Doug and Kat are just bakers.

[NebulaChimera2211]

Geez, no respect for Kennifer or TIM today.

Kirby destroying all of Nintendo? Sounds like an ordinary Tuesday for him.

Both my tributes are defying death, let's see if this holds up for a little longer.

RIP Vallis-Neria, never got to see what the Hunger Games were like.

[Whistle]

LAST TIME ON THE TROUBLE GAMES...

...................

• Newcomer Voi introduced herself by running backwards.
  
• The Frenchiest Fry and Bow gained the ability to build things in seconds.
  
• Junta and Trinity shot down Zapp Brannigan and Nagisa immediately.
  
• Felicia gets unpersoned.
  
• A four-way brawl ends with only two survivors.
  
• In his short time here, Vallis-Neira has seen things you people wouldn't believe.
  
• David warps in with knowledge of sinking ships.
  

And that's what you missed last time on The Trouble Games.

AND SO CONTINUE THE GAMES.

Welcome back everybody to SdNL with Whistle, covering the TroubleCube Hunger Games Simulator, also known as the Trouble Games. I hope you all had your own little love time back in the day, but now... fish fingers all in a line.

But oh well, on with the games!

BATTLE MUSIC: "Hard to Miss" - FFXIV

NIGHT ONE
postimg | tcimg | imgur

noit

• Doug and Kat probably do not know Kung-Fu. Such a shame that Neo had to point it out.
  
• Nabi and Doki were rats, now they're cats.
  
• if you can hold a spear, le fishe, you can hold a mop
  
• Jomanda having drug fun, eh?
  
• Ah, a classic Matrix situation getting flipped on its head! Archie and Stricklander taking a page from Byleth and Lysithea's captor, Trinity!
  
• Ah Steve, you ain't got nothing on an old painting.
  
• Open your mouth, David. Ha ha ha!
  
• Egg-shaped fungi that Jessica survives!
  
• The Frenchiest Fry has petty priorities, sadly for Tom.
  
• Tributes in love! Voi and Ivi sharing some mildly lovely activities with each other.
  
• Oh look Margaret! Is GWC up for some Loveless?
  
• Olivia and Whitty taking advantage of the snow just before it all melts away.
  
• Good Barb fanart. That's nice.
  
• Is that an insult against Bow or a compliment?
  
• Good on you Carol, knowing that Adrien made it to the finish!
  
• Sadly, Cupid Kirby, you're going to see a lot more red water. It tastes great!
  
• Oh, is that why they killed Flash Player?
  
• Junta is dead!!!!! ...But the ghost of Nagisa has saved him!
  

Well, with the sun rising, it's no longer Valentine's Day. So in we come, seeing...

DAY TWO
postimg | tcimg | imgur

title

• I guess you could say Archie has won Le Plushe?
  
• Maybe you shouldn't have stuffed up on Valentine's chocolate, GWC!
  
• And out goes Steve, with a chainsaw by Jomanda!
  
• Jessica being resourceful with cooking instruments.
  
• Ivi needs to get some shelter from the rain, doesn't she?
  
• Flash is getting them from somewhere in Texas.
  
• Barbara getting attached... even though her fiancé is still alive.
  
• Cupid Kirby wins a T-posing competition with someone whose name is literally a T-name!
  
• Well, you know what Whitty says David, love is a gamble!
  
• Margaret is no match for the fairy-type!
  
• Neo has some odd methods of making orange juice from Nabi and Doki.
  
• Byleth and Lysithea have been SLAMMED!
  
• Do you fuck on I, Stricklander and Pit?
  
• Junta has gained a fighting spirit after his near-death, sadly for Carol who is on the receiving end.
  
• Voi is decently in shape with Boyfriend and Girlfriend, though I'm sure coffee's a little much.
  
• The Frenchiest Fry might be selling guillotines. Probably for the best.
  
• We are children
  We have a different heart
  There are no terms or conditions.
  Love is war
  We are strong
  No one could tell I was wrong.
  I have tried many times
  We all know that
  Love is war
  
• Luckily, they're not the bucket. Good, there's a big list coming up.
  

Well well well well well, we're done for the night. I hear four cannons ringing out, and here's how they feel.

THE FALLEN

postimg | tcimg | imgur

4 deaths: Tom, Steve, Margaret, Carol
2 nominators eliminated: wingedcatgirl, Kennifer
25 remain

Well, that's it! We're done for the day! Hope you're still in love and not dead! We'll see you in a little bit next time, on SdNL with Whistle!

Next time... AN EVENTFUL DAY!

[Kennifer]

geez both this HGS and the TVT one hate me this time lmao

[Guma]

Oh God, is David playing Genshin now?

[NebulaChimera2211]

Kirby, still badass as usual. Pit's suddenly being a jerk...

The Frenchiest Fry is looking to be a worth evil counterpart. Maybe it was broken by Nabi and Doki earlier.

And both of Knife's tributes seem to be relatively kind and sane rn.

[wingedcatgirl]

Huh, putting a bullet list in spoiler tags looks weird as hell. Guess we should work on that after work.

also nooooo two updates and we're already out

[PowerStroke6001]

Even after Doki turned into a cat like Nabi, Neo still hates them like how he hates Doug and Kat?

[Zanreo]

Jomanda pls

[BlackFaithStar]

You do not mess with Barbara and orange belt in Krav Maga. She's a well respected doctor, so it's nice that she found respectable fanart of her, but she'll also feel sad over a life she couldn't save.

Stricklander's shitposting, being a badass, and saying "shit" apparently :P

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Olivia showing off a killer edge, not like her Murderverse self

[Whistle]

AND SO CONTINUE THE GAMES.

[comes in, papers in hand]

Oh hi Troubadors! Sorry, I've been busy studying volcanoes and landslides, just for ideas on how to further make these Games more interesting, am I not? Anywho, we're Whistle with SdNL, coming at you live again from the Arena!

Yes, here it is. Again!

Battle MUSIC: "Last Call" - NEO, The End Worlds With You

NIGHT TWO
postimg | tcimg | imgur

it's the second night!

• Hey hey hey, no fun allowed out here,
  you guysDoug and Kat, GWC, Voi, Barbara
  !
  
• Neo needs to remember his lines, or else The Frenchiest Fry will kill him.
  
• David? Aw, seriously?
  
• junta why do you hate the rng for reviving you
  
• Yes, I am intimidated by Cupid Kirby.
  
• Trinity loves bikes until a kid rides one into someone she's talking to.
  
• Wha-BAM! Particle Powers!
  
• Le Fishe is somehow not weighed down by Game-Boys in water.
  
• oh no bow discovered deviantart
  
• Jungle temple exploration! Olivia barely survives an arrow!
  
• Of course, because nobody would willingly ruin a dream jounral!
  
• Hey what is this, January 1, 2022?
  

The sun is due to rise now... how so? We don't know!

DAY THREE
postimg | tcimg | imgur

three days at freddy's

• Pit is feeling pretty melancholic today, I think. I don't even know what emotions are.
  
• Hey Jessica, Ivi didn't shoot your ride, Trinity mildly pushed it!
  
• Voi uses the power of MAGICK! to transform Byleth, Lysithea, The Frenchiest Fry, and Bow into her servants.
  
• Cupid Kirby is immune to Olivia's godlikeness.
  
• Barbara Ann?
  
• Huh, short Boyfriend x Girlfriend. Never knew I needed that.
  
• Neo has seen a lot in the Matrix, but frozen furries? This is new for him.
  
• Archie has favors for Trinity. Let's wait and see.
  
• Flash sees a sacrificial flash-freeze to protect Diana.
  
• EIGHTEEN HOURS!!
  
• you're a fishe
  
• GOD WASHINGTON COLOMBO
  
• David has had enough of playing Pokémon DRAGON QUEST THANK YOU GUMA and decides to blade Stricklander for it.
  

One lonely cannon shot. Sad.

THE FALLEN
postimg | tcimg | imgur

1 death: Stricklander

Oh??? This just in, as punishment for my lack of focus on either geography nor this, I have to do a double update!!

....

....

...........

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

NIGHT THREE
postimg | tcimg | imgur

noctus trias

• And immediately, Barbara scores a mass kill against Jomanda, Neo, Voi, and Diana.
  
• Doug and Kat going in for a single??? kill against Byleth X Lysithea.
  
• Bow is being merciless against Junta, Cupid Kirby, and GOD WASHINGTON COLOMBO.
  
• David didn't go Tetsuo. He went Kablammy.
  
• Ouch.
  
• A nice little lemonade stand among this chaos. BURN IT DOWN!!!
  
• Yes yes, Nabi and Doki is surely pretending to eat.
  
• Hey Jessica, maybe don't eat so much.
  
• Ivi doesn't shoot rides. She shoots balloons.
  
• Do you wanna build a snowman, Flash?
  

SUN RISE> OKAY

DAY FOUR
postimg | tcimg | imgur

title

• pit yourre thirteen and barb's in her fourties
  
  how are you teaching her swears
  
• That is strange. Nabi and Doki were pretending to eat, now they're starving in front of Doug and Kat with Ivi.
  
• trinity is not a job woman
  
• Olivia-Fu sounds fun!
  
• Spelunking!
  
• The Frenchiest Fry really has had an odd change of tune, huh? So has Junta.
  
• GWC buys snacks from a vending machine and the bag gets stuck. He asks Le Fishe for help.
  
• Blame your wit instead, Whitty.
  

Oh wait.
Holy shit.
There's an invasion.

An invasion...


OF WOLF MUTTS.

ARENA MUSIC: "Dance of the Earth" - The Rite of Spring

ARENA EVENT

postimg | tcimg | imgur

WOLFY MUTTS

• Immediately, Boyfriend and Girlfriend are crushed to death by a pack!
  
• Junta leaving Archie for dead against the wolves!
  
• Barbara gets crushed as well!
  
• Flash leaves Fry to be eaten alive!
  
• Cupid Kirby ruthlessly places the Fairy-Type into a major pack!
  
• Same for Whitty with Olivia!
  
• Unfortunately, Le Fishe, Jessica, Ivi, Trinity, Nabi and Doki, GWC, Pit, and Doug and Kat all survived by doing absolutely nothing.
  

Now I like the sound of that. Twelve shots!

THE FALLEN

postimg | tcimg | imgur

12 deaths: Jomanda, Neo, Voi, Diana, Byleth X Lysithea, David, Boyfriend X Girlfriend, Archie, Barbara, The Frenchiest Fry, Bow, Olivia
5 nominators eliminated: Zanreo, HypeKitty1, GoldenCityBird, BlackFaithStar, Goose
12 remain.

This has been an update! Half our cast is now gone within two fell swoops. YAAAAAAAy!!

Whistle with SdNL, signing out.

Next time... ALIVE SHE CRIED.

[Billy5545]

Oof, one of my tributes died

[Guma]

David LARPs a little too hard and suffers the consequences.

(Also it's a Dragon Quest reference, not Pokémon.)

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

RIP Olivia, but the asshole billionaire lives on

[PowerStroke6001]

That's a weird... karma for Nabidoki...

[NebulaChimera2211]

I actually can't believe my boys survived all of that. But there's still a long way to go.

GWC has god-like power and still has to ask for help when a vending machine snack gets stuck, how pathetic.

Speaking of which, Kirby is beyond godlike at this point.

[Zanreo]

welp, I'm out

[Caret]

well, RIP Bow

[Whistle]

Next update will be The Feast, so get ready!

[Whistle]

AND SO CONTINUE THE GAMES.

Welp, we're at it again! Whistle with SdNL, you know the drill, let's GET ON WITH IT.

NIGHT FOUR
postimg | tcimg | imgur

title

• Trinity is well-known for her firepower.
  
• How did Le Fishe get into the toilet? Jumped?
  
• Adobe Flash vs. The Amoggymation. He wins!
  
• Jessica does not know.
  
• Silly Ivi, Bloody Tom won't be there to save you!
  
• spring break is in two weeks cupid kirby
  
• Ouch! Whitty bleaches Doug and Kat out of the game!
  

Ding, dong! It's time for foonds!

THE FEAST

postimg | tcimg | imgur

alive she cried

• Junta takes it up, and Flash is gone IN A FLASH!
  
• GWC gets a somewhat sad, but practical gift.
  
• Oh no, not Jessica's memoirs! Whatever will she do with books about Andrew McKarpathy in the Brat Moves!
  
• Le Fishe es Blished away!
  
• Actually yeah, it does seem like Nabi and Doki do like them vegetables.
  
• Cupid Kirby smartly abstains from the feast.
  
• Trinity dies from an egg-shaped fungus. Disappointing.
  

Okay, so now the sun's coming up. Might as well get on with the day, shall we?

DAY FIVE
postimg | tcimg | imgur

FIVE

• GWC wants to write its own story.
  
• Feels rough buddy.
  
• Pit and Whitty get in an argument that almost becomes fatal!!!
  
• Nabi and Doki try their best not to puke up the veggies Ivi fed them by jumping into the ocean.
  
• Wait, was Kubo-san wa Boku (Mobu) wo Yurusanai ever cancelled?
  
• Cupid Kirby flexes his new powers shown off in Nintendo Direct—oh wait, no he doesn't.
  

Welp, that's done. Five cannon shots. Not that bad.

THE FALLEN
postimg | tcimg | imgur
5 deaths: Doug and Kat, Adobe Flash, Le Fishe, Trinity, Nabi and Doki
4 nominators eliminated: Oggy123, Billy5545, Whistle, PowerStroke6001
7 remain.

That's it! Whistle with SdNL Out!

Next up... THE FINALE!