[Game] Party to Treason

[Risdio51]

"Ooh! Mr Pinky! Mr Brain! Listen to me! I can argue!"

[PointMaid]

...If you meant you can articulate an argument, go ahead.

Pinky lies down on his stomach, arms propping up his head, attentive.

[Risdio51]

"Okay, so, you guys want to take over the world, right? I have an Eva, a fifty meter tall war steel machine, humanity's best weapon against the Angels! And also, I'd rule with an iron fist! I'd…I'd crush those rebels! I'd make them pay! I'd run them right out of town! ZUM GLORY WIR MÄRZ!"

Asuka is panting from how worked up she got. She then tilts her head and smiles cutely, while doing a similarly cutesy pose.

"So, whadya say~?"

[Kennifer]

i knoww from experience angels are fuckin hard to kill
my sgrub planet wwas full a them and it took a lot a firepowwer from my ahabs crosshairs to kill em and its a legendary wweapon that can one shot pretty much anythin else

[PointMaid]

Brain looks intrigued at first at the EVA suit. ...But fifty meters tall and it fits you? ...Maybe I could make a smaller adapter interface. I've made human sized robots for myself, after all.

The mice also look very, very confused at the mention of malevolent angels.

[Risdio51]

"Oh, right, I guess you guys aren't from Japan. Well, Angels are the names of the giant monsters humanity is under attack from. They're not actually angels, we just call them that! I-I think…anyways, am I nominated? Am I? Am I?!?"

[Kennifer]

wwell on alternia angels havve these big feathery wwings and are supposed to usher in the end of the wworld
or at least thats what sol says but he can be full a shit sometimes talkin about doom all the time

[PointMaid]

Does it work on anything other than these 'angels'?

[Risdio51]

"Ha, try an entire city! You get me in there and give me five minutes, the whole city is leveled!"

[PointMaid]

...Considering it. A wiped-out city isn't much to rule over, though. Any further arguments?

Pinky looks horrified.

[Kennifer]

it sounds like you could wwipe out a wwhole lot a landdwwellers wwith somethin like that

Eridan still sounded oddly casual about this.

[Risdio51]

Asuka puts her index finger to her chin, clearly in deep thought about what else will convince Pinky and The Brain that she'd be a good chairperson.

"Um…oh, I'm cute! Anybody would think twice about stopping two mice from taking over the world if a cute girl was with them!"

[PointMaid]

...Right. Who here would let us take over the world because Asuka here was with us?

[Dookie]

Mickey Mouse is getting annoyed at Asuka.

"Really, that'd be more reason to stop them."

[Kennifer]

wwell i guess that wwould depend wwhat youre plannin to do wwith the wworld once you take it ovver

[PointMaid]

Brain would rule it! Because he's kind and benevolent and smart, and... Pinky goes to squash Brain in a bear-hug. He's the best friend a mouse could ask for.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Personally I'd rather have a mouse in charge than some brat.

[Risdio51]

"Well all YOU'RE gonna do is focus on toilets, Idiot George!"

[Florien]

Well... Asuka, can ya count? Ya said three votes, but actually Mickey has four. The nominator implicitly voted, Monaca supported, Eridan, an' Chikujoin. In fact, all he needs is one more vote, an' he could jus' vote for himself if he wants. So if'n yer gonna change yer nomination, y'all'll have to be fast and actually want to.

[PointMaid]

You know what? I'm actually not sure I have heard everything I should. I retract my nomination... vote... whichever. For now. Any further arguments, or barring that, anyone would like to argue that someone else deserves the chairpersonship?

[Florien]

Alright, but jus' fer future reference, Ah'm not lettin' y'all withdraw any chair nominations after this one. Ya nominate, ya vote. Ya don't get to change your mind on who y'all nominated, ya can only vote them down an' pass on the Presiding Seat to the next on the list. But for now, votin' is cancelled, back to the nomination discussion.

[Kennifer]

Eridan decides to speak up as to why he'd be a good chairperson (chairtroll?)

wwell like i said im a high enough blood caste on alternia to count as nobility due to bein a seadwweller
and ivve studied a bunch a military history and shit so i think im probably pretty qualified for this sort a stuff

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

You know, despite what that little brat says, I care a lot more than toilets. I would also do things like give everyone bigger parking spaces, because people need the room without having their cars get wrecked by other people! And if anyone here even thinks about double-parking, they would get the death penalty. People are jerks, you know! And it's about high-time we put 'em all in their places, knock them all off their little high horses, George rants, with saying the last part of the sentence looking right at Asuka.

[PointMaid]

...Hmmm. I usually lean more... light-handed tactics than military. As I told Asuka, a wiped-out town isn't of much use.

Then he looks at George.
Most people think they're smarter than they actually are, yes. (...On the other hand, car parking isn't really something I care about that much.) Are you still for better lab space?

And more lux-ooo-rious cages for the lab mice! Pinky added.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

If you want better lab space, then I'm all for it! Luxurious cages, too. You better believe it!