[Game] Party to Treason

[Florien]

Who hasn't voted, ya ask? Well, there's three votes cast fer this candidate. The nominator, (that bein' Pinky and Brain) implicitly voted yes, so that's one vote fer Ombud Costanza, and there's two votes against, one from Mayor Asuka and one from L&L Rep CATS. So all y'all who aren't those need ta vote. Oh, an ah'll assume Ombud Costanza voted for himself, so that's two fer him to be chair, and two against.

Lanthanide seems big into assuming the ways people involved are voting, but she is correct. Those who haven't voted are Monaca, Jameson, Eridan, Mickey, and Chikujoin, assuming that Costanza voted for himself.

[Huney]

"I'm pretty sure I already voted... but I'll vote for George! He seems dependable!!"

[Kennifer]

What of course Eridan's been paying attention this whole time.

wwell this george guy seems pretty enthusiastic
im not sure his temper is goin to be a problem or not but hell probably try to get things done at least
and his tempers not as bad as giant robot girl so thats probably somethin
yeah i guess he gets my vvote at least this round a nominations and shit

[Risdio51]

Asuka comes back into the room through the same J. Jonah hole, and quietly sits down, with a look of emptiness in her eyes.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

And yes, I will be voting for myself.

[Florien]

An' that's four for Costanza. One more to make him chair, three more against to make him not chair. So if he's chair, maybe y'all'll get somethin' done.

[Florien]

Jus' a note, I would like to earn mah wings some time before Ah die of old age, an' Ah'm sure y'all want ta get this whole thing over with before too long, so would those of y'all who haven't voted yet come to a decision? This whole idea that keeps most of y'all alive relies on y'all participatin', an' if ya jus' sit around, Ah have ta have y'all shot or put to hard labor, or somethin' like that. Maybe even sentenced to labor without correspondence, an' y'all know what that means.

Lanthanide sounds a little agitated and impatient, but she always seems to sound like that from the little you've seen of her over her time as your region's political officer. On the other hand, she's twirling a silenced pistol, so that's a bit intimidating and probably hazardous to her health as much as yours, but on the third hand, she's not even in the room with you, instead video-calling in, so it's not like she could shoot you now.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Eep!

Monaca flinches at the sight of the gun...

Well... I mean... Might as well... I vote... Yay? Yeah, that.

[Florien]

Excellent, thank you Monaca. Now, Mr. Costanza, yer chair of the board now. Pinky and the Brain'll be gettin' their edict options shortly, an' they'll pass the options they approve of on to ya. It'll go great, y'all'll get some nice responsible edicts passed, an' Ah'll get mah wings, an' we'll all go home happy.

[PointMaid]

Brain has discarded one of the edicts, Miss Lanthanide!

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Edict has been put in place! Who's the idiot now? George directs the last part to Asuka before chuckling to himself in a satisfactory manner.

[Risdio51]

Asuka just turns her head away from George as she sighs in a very annoyed tone.

"You're all gonna regret this, I know it."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Oh go play with your toy robots!

[Kennifer]

wwell at least somethins gettin done noww evven if people are still arguin about it

[Florien]

After the edict gets passed, a few minutes pass. Then a couple hours. Then suddenly, over the big screen on the wall and through the speakers at an incredibly high volume...

Y'ALL ARE FUCKIN' DISAPPOINTMENTS! THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? Y'ALL HAD ONE FUCKIN' JOB, AN' THIS IS THE SHIT YA PULL?! SHOULD'A SHOT Y'ALL BEFORE YA EVEN KNEW THERE WAS A PROBLEM!

Lanthanide is, obviously, furious.

YER EDICT, YER STUPID EDICT, YER TEACHIN' PEOPLE FOREIGN AN' TELLIN' THEM HOW TO RUN WITHOUT OUR APPROVAL, AN' YOU EXPECT THEM TA JUS' STAND AROUND AN' NOT DO THAT?! THAT'S IT. PINKY, BRAIN, PICK ONE PERSON, AH'M ORDERIN' YA TO HAVE SOMEONE FULLY AUDITED RIGHT FUCKIN' NOW. I DON'T CARE WHO, JUS' AUDIT SOMEONE AN' YOU'LL GET THE FUCKIN' REPORT. AH'M GONNA FIGURE OUT HOW Y'ALL CAN CLEAN UP THE MESS YER MAKIN'.

One Rebel Edict has been passed. The Presiding Member must choose someone by posting in the thread to discover the alignment of. They will be told this alignment in secret.

[Risdio51]

"Ha! Only a couple hours in, and Can't-Stand-Ya has already messed up! I told you guys you'd regret electing this fat dummkopf!"

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

...

Monaca suddenly starts crying profusely... She never did well with authority, after all...

[Kennifer]

Eridan basically does... this.

[PointMaid]

Don't blame us. It's Lanthanide's fault. I can assure you all, whether it's incompetence or some ridiculous 'luck' of the draw, she only gave/i] us Rebel edicts, so that's all we could pass onto George. Believe us or not. We should, as political officers, be investigating [i]her.

Anyway, I'm going to investigate Mickey.

[Florien]

Alright. Now, Ah've calmed down a bit since y'all fucked up on the edicts which AH wasn't involved in writin', don't think Ah don't hear y'all complainin' about me. Ah hope y'all feel ashamed of yerselves, because Ah'm gonna need y'all to not do that shit again. NOW! Here's what yer gonna do to fix the problem yer creatin'. Ah can't exactly have y'all reverse the edict outright, that'd look real bad. So we're not doin' that. But, Ah thought of a workaround. So, the problem is that people have access to spacecraft durin' the loadin' an' unloadin' of cargo craft, right? Navigation is usually handled by only a couple people, we have pretty good autopilot, an' the navigators have to be extreme loyalists, else they might try somethin' stupid. It'll be difficult to get more on short notice, so... 

Ah'm gonna need y'all to figure out a way to allow people to still do the loadin' and unloadin' of craft, but not ta get access to the cockpit without way more difficulty than openin' the door an' sneakin' through crew quarters, disrupt the foreign education curriculum somehow, an' then Ah'm gonna need y'all ta do mah grocery shoppin' with y'all's ration cards. Ah need a dozen eggs, jam (any kind), two bars of chocolate, five cans of six alarm chili, two bags dried peas, two bags dried rice, three gallons of milk, an' some bread. Ya don't get to eat tonight, yer gettin me mine.

Well, that seems simple enough.

1. Think of a way to secure the cockpits of spacecraft while still allowing people to board.
2. Dismantle the new educational program at the school without repealing the edict.
3. Be Lanthanide's Instacart people on all of your ration cards and go hungry, or think of a way to get the food without wasting your one shopping trip you're permitted per week.

[PointMaid]

Brain, after receiving the file, throws his hands... paws... up.

Yeah, he's clean. I should've stayed with him. Probably.

[Kennifer]

wwell shit
guess theres no sense in dwwellin on it noww that wwe knoww better for next time
got to focus on fixin this shit so let me think on this a wwhile

[PointMaid]

Brain's Plan

1. Think of a way to secure the cockpits of spacecraft while still allowing people to board.

Brain moves to make locked doors between the passenger/cargo compartments of craft and the cockpit mandatory, with strong doors and heavy locks secured by biometrics.

2. Dismantle the new educational program at the school without repealing the edict.

Brain smirks to himself. Too easy. He just mandates that all the classes are taught remotely. By a single, recorded lecture. And most importantly? By Pinky, who wouldn't know the subject matter or how to express it if it were literally all he had experience with, which he doesn't, he knows nothing about foreign education or what should actually be taught in it. Or how to reply sensibly to a question.

3. Be Lanthanide's Instacart people on all of your ration cards and go hungry, or think of a way to get the food without wasting your one shopping trip you're permitted per week.

Brain uses the ration cards to buy items that are in high demand in Allfield. Then he trades them back in Allfield for the items Sendri needs, plus enough for him and Pinky to eat.

[Huney]

Magane has been asleep on the floor, a big cartoony bubble coming out of her nose, before she pops up with a bounce.

"The rebels hot one through? OoooooWEE! You guys really messed that one up! Seriously! What kinda dogshit is that?! But okay, let's do our best to redeem ourselves in our Great Leader's eyyyyyes..." Speaking of eyes, Magane is rolling her own. Sheesh! What a bunch of ameteurs!

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Like you would have done better with your giant robots.... this isn't Transformers, ya know! OK.... Gotta think of something...

He paces back and fourth...