[Fin] The Murder-Free Hotel

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

...Don't want to talk about it. Apparently, I was back in that game show... Apparently...

[Caret]

Mettaton's Room
Mettaton's voice can be heard coming from his window.

WE'RE STILL OPEN FOR MORE APPLICANTS, DARLINGS! SIGN UP BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

Front Desk

Bow stares at the front desk annoyingly.

Errrr... hello? You haven't answered my question!

[wingedcatgirl]

Front Desk
"Zzzzzzz..."

The pineapple is fast asleep.

The pineapple is fast asleep.

Weird.

[Caret]

Front Desk

...

Bow walks away from the front desk, utterly confused at what she just saw.

[Dookie]

Mettaton's Room
Mettaton's voice can be heard coming from his window.

WE'RE STILL OPEN FOR MORE APPLICANTS, DARLINGS! SIGN UP BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

“....Hmmm.”

Elizabeth goes up to Mettaton.

“Hello? Can I sign up?”

[Caret]

OH YES! YOUR DEDICATION TO HELPING PUT ON A SHOW WILL BE GREATLY APPRECIATED, BEAUTY! FILL OUT A FORM, PLEASE!

[Kennifer]

-Lobby-

Amanda has regained consciousness now. And yes, she's seen the posters for the talent show, and wants to join, but... oh dear, that floor would require going up multiple staircases. Or worse (at least since that whole gang war thing), the elevator.

She'll call the number though, and make sure she knows what floor of the building the show will be on before she signs up.

Meanwhile, the new girl (that's Michelle for anyone keeping track) has set up her room to her liking and come back down to the lobby to see what kind of activities are available. She's also seen the poster, but doesn't really think she'd be good enough at anything that would be impressive on a stage.

[Dookie]

OH YES! YOUR DEDICATION TO HELPING PUT ON A SHOW WILL BE GREATLY APPRECIATED, BEAUTY! FILL OUT A FORM, PLEASE!

“…So could you give me a form?”

[Cassie]

Moona finds some stuff to do her singing. Speakers, wire, and...a microphone.

"Oh god..." Her expression has noticably gone dimmer.

[Caret]

Mettaton points to the stack of signup forms on his desk and shoots an annoyed look at Elizabeth.

ARE YOU THAT STUPID TO NOT NOTICE THE BIG STACK OF SIGN-UP SHEETS IN FRONT OF ME, DARlING?

[DDVicky]

A toddler is setting up a stand that says "DrUgS! Price dependent" in differently coloured crayons in the lobby.

[Dookie]

Mettaton points to the stack of signup forms on his desk and shoots an annoyed look at Elizabeth.

ARE YOU THAT STUPID TO NOT NOTICE THE BIG STACK OF SIGN-UP SHEETS IN FRONT OF ME, DARlING?

"Oh, thanks."

She fills oput the form and hands it back to Mettaton.

[Cassie]

Henka stumbles upon the "drug store" after leaving from failing to trash his kart.

"Hey! What's this?" He asks with a hint of joy.

[Kennifer]

-Lobby-

Michelle has been watching the child set up her stand. She... Really hopes these "drugs" are just colorful candies. Skittles, M&Ms, maybe some Pixi Stix.

She's going to go see, out of curiosity.

"Ah yes, hello. What kind of drugs do you have here?"

Best to play along... she didn't consider herself someone who was especially good with little kids, but she's gonna try.

--

Meanwhile, Mettaton's phone should ring right about... now, with a talent show question.

[Caret]

ALRIGHT BEAUTY, YOU'RE IN! NOW-

Suddenly, Mettaton is interrupted by his phone ringing.

HELLO, BEAUTY! THIS IS MTT BRANDS, HOW CAN WE HELP YOU?

[Kennifer]

-on phone-

"Hey, this is Amanda... I'm interested in the talent show. Where is it going to be held, is it on the ground floor? And do I have go to up to your room to apply, or can I do so over the phone? I've got a bit of a... problem with stairs. And now with elevators too. But I've got... Oh, let's just call it celebrity impressions I'd like to show off."

[DDVicky]

The toddler smiles at the two "All drugs! You want crack?" She claps and crack literally poofs out of thin air "You got crack! I also have Molly, GHB, cough syrup, anything that is a drug!"

[Kennifer]

-Lobby-

"...Oh my god you have actual drugs. How did you get these? Oh! I'm not a narc or anything I promise. Just... curious."

[DDVicky]

"Didn't you see me make them appear out of thin air?"

[Kennifer]

"Well... yeah I guess, but... how'd you do that? And are they even real if you made them out of thin air?

...anddoyouhaveanyofthosepotbrowniesIguess?"

Michelle couldn't help wondering if this sort of thing was normal around here, not to mention if drugs were actually effective if pulled out of thin air by a small child. ...Wait, what.

[DDVicky]

The toddler waves her hands "Magic~" She smiled "Pot brownies, coming up!" She clapped once and they poofed into the stall "That'll be around 1000$"

[Kennifer]

"...Wait, just for one? I thought they were... well, a lot less than that, like 10 or 20 dollars or something. Or is that for the whole lot of them?"

[DDVicky]

"My drugs are of the best quality so they have high price that match said quality. Normally it'd be each buuut I'll give you the whole batch. Money first"

[Kennifer]

"...How much for just one, then?"

She wasn't sure she had that much money with her, but didn't want to say that outright.

[DDVicky]

"1000$! But since it's your first time, have them for free!"