Castle of Beasts: An NME Murdergame

[wahoothis]

"I think I've seen bigger boys than you, Mr. Bossman." Klonoa isn't saying this to be rude, just a matter of fact that he has. Fought bigger boys too. Well, and bigger girls too.

[Kennifer]

8igger isn't always 8etter anyway. I mean, I 8n't too 8ig myself, 8ut don't underestim8 me.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Well, I'm 6'7 and 330 lbs. and I seen people bigger than me. You should have seen Andre the Giant. He was 7'4” and 520lbs. Have you seen bigger boys than that, cat-boy?

[wahoothis]

". . . Does a giant turtle dragon thing in the sky count? Or a masked man as big as a tree?" Klonoa genuinely asked, tilting his head. May sound like he's making this up, but he's not.

[madface7]

"I've seen people a lot bigger. For starters, giant robots vith fists of steel. Ooh, I hate zose things."

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[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Wow, they always called Andre the Eighth Wonder of the World, but there are different worlds out there. Where do you come from little critter?

[wahoothis]

Klonoa gives a light smile. "No idea! I mean, I thought I lived in one world. But it turns out those memories were faked, so I don't really have a place to call home. Plus I kind of travel from worlds to worlds saving them from danger, so I never really think about stuff like that." The dream traveler said, adjusting the blue cap on his head.

[Kennifer]

As for me, I come from a place called Alternia. It's pretty 8rutal there, so you can't 8e weak or you'll get culled or eaten 8y monsters or any num8er of horri8le f8s.

[madface7]

"I come from a bunch of gravel pits. And Germany, of course. But lately I've been hanging out in gravel pits. You wouldn't believe the var ve've been fighting over zose."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

I'm from Cobb County, Georgia. Used to be a prison guard up there. Lotta mean SOBs there. Did what I can to maintain law and order in the prison yard.

[wahoothis]

Klonoa has no idea what SOB means, but that sounds pretty cool. "If you handled SOBs so well, is that why you're a BOSman?" He says with a friendly and innocent smile.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Nah, little feller, I'm the Bossman, not a BOS man. I showered and put on deodorant before I came here, so I'm all clean.

[wahoothis]

He was trying to be funny. Did he not do it right? "So that's why it smelt minty since we got here! I guess that makes sense."

[Kennifer]

Vriska just looks confused at this. Probably some weird human lingo that none of those kids she talked to ever used or something.

[KungFuCutbug]

[In the background, Skid and Pump are just dancing, completely oblivious.]

[wahoothis]

Oh look, the two people he met are dancing. It's a weird looking dance, but also kind of cool. "Hey Skid, Pump. What are you two doing?"

[KungFuCutbug]

“Oh, this?”
“We always do this when it's the Spooky Month!”

[...No one tell them it's February.]

[Guma]

A voice sounds over the PA.

It's time to fight. Please report to the Arena immediately.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> heads to arena

[madface7]

"Ooh! Zis sounds fun!" Medic puts on a pair of gloves and adjusts his glasses.

"Let's go practice medicine."

[Kennifer]

Yeah!!!!!!!!

Vriska also

>heads to the Arena

[madface7]

>go to the Arena

[MadeOfMilk]

SPOOKY MONTH? Boris says as he squats near the Spookeez, MY FRIENDS, LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO SPOOKY MONTH WITH SOME GOOD HARDBASS!

The pounding of hardbass can be heard in the distance.

He starts cussing when he realizes he's about to miss the challenge.

> Go to arena

[KungFuCutbug]

“Let's go to the arena!”

>quickly and loudly tumble your way towards the arena

[wahoothis]

Hearing the announcement, Klonoa would follow the others to the arena. This shouldn't go so badly, right? After all, there's a bunch of people here who seem capable in defending themselves. Yeah. This will end greatly. That's what Klonoa's hoping at the very least.