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Brothers In Arms
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04-26-2021, 00:43:00 AM
"FUCK EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU! I HATE YOU! I HOPE YOU DIE NEXT!" Loona writhes fruitlessly in the clutches of Stolas's magical bindings.
The owl demon sighs melodramatically. "I feel compelled to apologise once again for my chosen guest. I was not aware she'd be quite this bad." 
04-26-2021, 00:48:36 AM
"That'd come in handy for parenting sometimes! I'm just kidding."
Linda laughs nervously remembering her family is probably watching this. Or at least they were... hopefully Bob turned it off after the whole... cannibalism thing, right?
Stupid doomed timeline...
04-26-2021, 00:50:38 AM
“...Wait, hold on, I just remembered—Herc!”
[Hercules shifts a bit to look at Pico.] “After we're done here, I think the two of us need to have a fuckin’ talk.” “...About what? Surely you're not taking the mongrel's side here?” “No, of fuckin’ course not. Something unrelated. Heard from one of the Fragments—think they said their name waaas... Red?—that one of the guns I gave ya was fuckin’ defective.” “Oh, that,” [Hercules replies, stifling a snicker at the memory.] “Oui, that was quite an... ordeal. It kept misfiring at everyone and then snapped into a bunch of different pieces. It was amusing in hindsight, but... I have been meaning to confer with you about that.” “Yeah, yeah, I got it—I'll get you a fuckin’ replacement or something, soon as I'm able. We can discuss the fine print after this.” “...Very well. Again, bonne chance, everyone.” [The Frenchman gives a wave to everyone—except Junko, whom he simply glares at.] SYMPTOMATIC
THIS DISEASE SO DRAMATIC PANIC AUTOMATICALLY  
04-26-2021, 00:56:47 AM
That sure was fun though. Almost as much as the time I had to chase that greased pig around with my son at Denny's. That was the best Mother's Day ever.
I like bananas. They're yellow.
“Ok, ok, let's go! Let's get this done! Everybody to your stations!”
Blue Load: 2 Pecan Pies 1 Special Dish “GO!”
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
04-26-2021, 01:01:48 AM
> get right to the Special Dish, since it's your guest you're catering to
SYMPTOMATIC
THIS DISEASE SO DRAMATIC PANIC AUTOMATICALLY  
04-26-2021, 01:02:10 AM
>special dish dammit
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
quote listW H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S E N D L E S S F U N ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed 
04-26-2021, 01:03:47 AM
> Special dish!
silver dollar, black smoke in my eyes
shattered glass, fallen fast, leave me paralysed
04-26-2021, 01:07:43 AM
>pecan pie, sounds like there's no cannibalism there
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
quote listW H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S E N D L E S S F U N ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed
04-26-2021, 01:12:43 AM
>more pecan pie
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
quote listW H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S E N D L E S S F U N ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed
04-26-2021, 01:12:56 AM
Vivi Elakha successfully synthesizes Ibuki Tenders
 !Vivi Elakha begins synthesizing a Pecan Pie...
nya
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