04-21-2021, 01:40:44 AM
> Shock me up another Holly Steak with extra Wario Spice (and make sure there's no Holly head)
I like bananas. They're yellow.
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04-21-2021, 01:41:58 AM
>cookies, you monster!
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
quote listW H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S E N D L E S S F U N ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed  
04-21-2021, 01:44:03 AM
> Tails stew, part 2: electric boogaloo
silver dollar, black smoke in my eyes
shattered glass, fallen fast, leave me paralysed 
04-21-2021, 01:44:11 AM
”Stolas! Too much salt!”
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
04-21-2021, 01:45:42 AM
The Shag, sweating now, comes back once again.
“Bonald! Did you dump the pepper shaker on this dish?”
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
 
04-21-2021, 01:52:32 AM
“STOP!”
Everyone stops. “We have a winner, and it's...” Red!
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
04-21-2021, 01:52:39 AM
>STEANK
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
quote listW H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S E N D L E S S F U N ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed 
04-21-2021, 01:53:20 AM
>Holly Stakes
(also Fuyuhiko is really fucking pissed, as you'd expect by now – more on that later)
04-21-2021, 01:55:46 AM
"Aw oh no, and I was really on a roll, too!"
Stupid doomed timeline...
04-21-2021, 01:57:03 AM
Henrik stops steaking when the Shag announces.
"OH MAN! Another day another challenge!" Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
quote listW H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S E N D L E S S F U N ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed
04-21-2021, 01:57:55 AM
Well, all righty! We're all on a roll here! And don't let your struggles bring ya down there, Bonald. Lay off the hand sanitizer for a bit and come back firin' next time. Red team, baby! YEE-HAW!!!
I like bananas. They're yellow.
04-21-2021, 01:58:04 AM
HAH! I win, Boss Baby! Suck it!
(A long and profanity-laden rant about how Fuyuhiko's a virgin cuck who can stick his special dish up his ass ensues.) 
04-21-2021, 01:58:08 AM
"Nah again! I need yer blessin' now, Spongebob."
04-21-2021, 01:59:13 AM
"...Welp, it kinda sucks that I've heard that kind of tirade before..." Henrik says in response to Bonald ranting.
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
quote listW H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S E N D L E S S F U N ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed 
04-21-2021, 01:59:25 AM
"...we won, I suppose?" Stolas looks deeply disappointed that his only contribution to his team's victory was a botched attempt at steak, but nonetheless, he claps politely for his teammates.
04-21-2021, 02:10:00 AM
Yeah, about Fuyuhiko...
Well, now he's so pissed off that he's threatening to throw cooking supplies at everyone. "DO YOU ASSHOLES HAVE A DEATH WISH!?"
04-21-2021, 02:11:31 AM
Seedy Joe dodges Fuyuhiko's tantrum.
Now, settle down there, Fuck-Me-Silly,, messing his name up again, and have a nice glass of milk. Maybe you'll feel better.
I like bananas. They're yellow.
04-21-2021, 02:13:07 AM
Linda is just going to stay out of the way lest something hit her (ow, her face!) and get herself a snack, all that cooking has made her hungry.
>Grab a before-bed snack
Stupid doomed timeline...
04-21-2021, 02:14:49 AM
>Y'know what, grab a light snack and a glass of water.
"So, Stolas, have you heard of the SCP Foundation?" Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
quote listW H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S E N D L E S S F U N ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed 
04-21-2021, 02:16:56 AM
Lord almighty.... alright, whose idea was it to send me to a cooking competition? Yeah, I'd like to have a fucking word with God
I refuse to be polite or heterosexual
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