Brothers In Arms

[Kennifer]

"So I guess we're just going to relax and have fun then, since we don't have anything to investigate? All right!"

[Cassie]

Henrik sits in uh...wherever it's convenient for him to sit.

"Kinda curious about that whole "slaying gods" thing you said, Vivi."

[psychedelicate]

"Good morning. Sorry for being slow on things, but was someone supposed to die today?"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Hey there, Psyche, glad you can make it! Thankfully nobody died here today and we can all relax and have some fun here. And with you and Stolas in mind, I made these earlier.

He presents to her the platter of fried rat on a stick.

Ol' Stolas likes 'em and Henrik isn't really sure, but it can be an acquired taste. Here, try one!

[psychedelicate]

She takes a rat on a stick and tries it.

"Mmm. Not bad. Tastes like KFC chicken."

[wingedcatgirl]

"Kinda curious about that whole "slaying gods" thing you said, Vivi."

"Ah, yes, that," she says. "The thing is that... well, sometimes gods need a good slaying, you know? Often, actually. ... I can't actually think of a god I've met that didn't need slaying."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Oh man, I'm so glad you like 'em. You see that girl here? She said it herself, tastes like KFC chicken. And all these people say I'm like Colonel Sanders when it comes to fried rats. Which is why I'm hopin' to win so I can turn my restaurant into a chain. I can see it now: Seedy Joe's Shanty will go statewide and we'll make sure no dead animal on the road gets taken away by highway clean-up crews as I'll have my own people scrap 'em all off the road and turn 'em all into nice meals. So giddy thinkin' about that now. If the rest of you wanna try some, I got enough for everyone.

[Cassie]

...Aaand of course Henrik gets a phone call from the SCP Foundation, indicating that he was indeed supposed to go somewhere.

"Aw fuck...the Overseer Council better not kill me for this..."

He goes away from the others to answer his phone call regarding for what reason

Janitor Overseer-13Some council of Foundation janitors, I suppose.

is absent, though he somehow manages to distract them with talks about cooked roadkill, possum sauce, and "taking a break".

"...And maybe another cup of wrestling tea again..."

He finishes the call.

"Gosh did I forgot I still work for the Foundation..."

[artsyGeek]

[Momoe looks at Henrik curiously, before > continuing to try and cook something out of boredom.]

[psychedelicate]

A thought occurs to Psyche.

"If one of us does die, then what'll happen to the body? If this is a killing game, then I wouldn't put it past someone to eat another person's corpse."

[Kennifer]

The talk of eating someone's corpse reminds Linda of the time Louise started a rumor that she and Bob used human flesh in their burgers. Which of course they don't, but she hoped that anyone watching this show wouldn't refuel those rumors.

Especially Hugo. She really hoped he had better things to do than watch her on a reality show, right? Oh my god.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Seedy Joe pauses for a brief moment. Here he was just having fun with everyone, drinking or cooking. But now the reality of starring in this show with someone here to kill them all has suddenly dawned on him.

Well... the one thing we need to keep an eye out for is any kind of food that's out of the ordinary. If it looks off in any way, shape or form, be leery of it. And a close eye on everyone. I mean, I ain't a cannibal and the thought of eatin' a human's flesh just sickens me.

His skin starts to grow pale at the thought of eating an actual person.

[Dookie]

> Make some Krabby Patties. And please, don't pull the same thing as what happened to Spongebob last time. (7)

They're also good!

> > continuing to try and cook something out of boredom (10)

Momoe decides to give herself 5 ingredients, and make something out of it!

Ingredients:

Marshmallows

Frank's Hot Sauce

Cream Cheese

Strawberries

Wheat Bread


…Good luck.

[Billy5545]

"Corpse? Eww, who even wanna want t' eat tha' chum? They're disgustin'."

"I just remembered somethin'. I watched th' first season o' tis' show 'cause Spongebob was 'ere, n' I remember Spongebob be framed fer cookin' someone."

[artsyGeek]

> ..make some toast/sandwich/bread s'more???? combo out of the ingredients.

[psychedelicate]

Psyche nods in agreement. "Cannibalism... that's not something I will ever tolerate."

[Cassie]

Noticing the hot sauce and strawberries where Momoe tries to make something involving it makes Henrik smirk in disbelief. He turns around and asks Patchy.

"F-FRAMED!? Who framed him and who got cooked?"

[Dookie]

> ..make some toast/sandwich/bread s'more???? combo out of the ingredients. (9)

It's...better than expected.

A yummy-in-my-tummy Melted marshmallow coated strawberry-bread, topped with hot chili-flalovred cream cheese.

[Kafkaesque]

"Whatever are you-oh, yes, you humans do have quite a thing about that, don't you? Excuse my terrible manners, I don't visit the surface very often."

[artsyGeek]

[Saying this is something she expected is... very, very wrong. She looks at the others, holding the plate of the food on her hands.]

"..anyone wants some bread.. ish?"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Lemme have some of that, looks purty good.

[Cassie]

"...Huh."

Henrik takes a bite.

"YO HOLY SHIT THIS TASTES GOOD!"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Seedy Joe takes a bite.

That is purty good. You're a nice little chef yourself. Keep it up and maybe you can open your own restaurant.

[Kennifer]

"Yeah, I'll try some too!"

[Kafkaesque]

Stolas takes one of Momoe's creations, intrigued by their unique appearance.