Brothers In Arms

[Billy5545]

Meanwhile, Patchy is disgusted by the talk of fried rats, "eww! I'll never feast on rats. They be disgustin' like chum! Krabby patties are where it be at!"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Well, all right! Ol' Psyche, Google Translate and Stolas, I am definitely gettin' kinda hungry here. I wonder if there's a deep fryer here right now I can cook us all some rats with?

[KungFuCutbug]

[Pico looks a little sick at the mention of deep-fried rats of all things.]

[Billy5545]

"Nah, we should be cookin' Krabby Patties, nah rats!"

[Cassie]

"What's a Krabby Patty made of, anyway?"

[Billy5545]

"I do nah know myself. All I know is that it be th' best burger yer ever eat, tha' has a closely guarded secret formula. However, I did hear gossips tha' it's meat be from imitation crab meat."

[Caret]

Deep-fried rats picked from under a trailer? That's... EVEN WORSE!

[Kafkaesque]

"Rats, burgers, it's no real concern of mine! We could have a feast of numerous dishes! A nice celebration while all of us remain alive!"

[Cassie]

"Imitation crab meat...ueugh. I actually had that at one point, they're the shittiest meat I've ever tasted yet."

[MadeOfMilk]

Lord almighty, even on my most desperate days I never went for rats!

[Billy5545]

"Whaddya mean? I heard the people o' Bikini Bottom love it. Meanwhile, chum is just disgustin'!"

[Cassie]

"Well, it seems like you've never tasted imitation crab meat, huh!?"

[artsyGeek]

[Near the entrance, Momoe comes in, looking a bit tired. Odd, considering she fell asleep at the bus/car trip.]

"Sorry I'm late! Anything I missed?"

[psychedelicate]

"...can I have fried rats and Krabby Patties?"

[Kafkaesque]

"Now, I don't see what all this fuss is - oh, wait, excuse me a moment. Remind me, are rodents a delicacy among humans? I forget sometimes."

[KungFuCutbug]

“That's what I've been fuckin’ askin’,” [Pico calls over to Momoe,] “but these dumbasses got all fuckin’ caught up talkin’ about eatin’ rats. Rats. Who the hell does that?”

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Man, you all need to lighten up, Seedy Joe says to everyone else that are disgusted with the prospect of eating rats. There's nothin' wrong with tryin' new things. Don't get all disgusted till ya try it. And the way I cook 'em, I guarantee y'all love it. Get some cheese in there with some raccoon sauce or mustard. Have some French Fries with all them, mmm mmm mmmmmmmmmmm! People in my town call me the Colonel Sanders of fried rats, so you better believe it's damn good.

[Kennifer]

"Aren't we supposed to get a list of what we're supposed to cook or something?"

Linda... really hoped rats weren't on it. She didn't know what was in a Krabby Patty either, but she's had crab cakes and those are pretty good, so if it's anything like that she'd eat one for sure.

[Billy5545]

"I heard a fellow pirate, Burger Beard, was running a popular redursnt when he plundered th' secret formula. Never heard o' 'im again though. I guess Spongebob n' his gang beat him fer tha' plunder."

Patchy then answers Momoe, "don't worry, Momoe. I'll make sure ye be not eatin' rats!"

[Cassie]

Hm...maybe he'll try those fried rats one day if Joe is so good at cooking them. It definitely sounds like it'll be far more flavorful than the imitation crab meat he talked with Patchy.

[Kafkaesque]

"...I will take the lack of an answer as a perhaps! Now, where is that fryer? Such an establishment is likely to have one, yes?"

[artsyGeek]

"...rats. The people here... Are eating rats."

"...why?"

[Cassie]

"I dunno. Probably has to do with the guy who claims he can cook them good."

[KungFuCutbug]

“Hell if I know, miss...” [A pause.] “...mmmiss...?”

[psychedelicate]

"I wonder if rats would taste good when covered in chocolate."