Brothers In Arms

[psychedelicate]

Psyche had fallen asleep on the bus trip. She'd stayed up all night the previous night trying to finish her 362614848th oneshot. Probably not the best idea, all things considered.

At any rate, she wakes up and realises that pretty much everyone is gone.

She hurries out of the bus and meets up with the others. "Sorry I'm late! What's going... on..." She trails off when she sees Bonald burning. "...did I eat too much cheese last night?"

[Cassie]

"No. He drank hand sanitizer."

[Billy5545]

"Ahoy! Great to see ya. I'm Patchy the Pirate, n' I bet ye would love t' join me Spongebob Squarepants Fan Club." Patchy says to Psyche.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

I don't know what to tell ya there, Henrik. Different cultures and all, ya know? It's perfectly normal here to eat deep-fried rats on a stick but some Norwegians might find that weird. That's the way it goes.

Then he notices Psyche.

Ooh, another person here, all right! Now we got ourselves a party.

[Kennifer]

"Deep-fried rats is normal? Okay..."

Linda sounds very... not sure about that being a thing.

[psychedelicate]

"...no, I've definitely eaten too much cheese. This is the kind of thing that only happens in fiction. Anyways... you can all just call me Psyche. When are we gonna start doing food stuff?"

[JKBenbot]

"Psyche, People found out this was a murder game, Partied and got drunk to forget it and the first round is starting. I am Steambot 3000, Psyche." Steambot 300 explained.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Junko looks at the currently-burning Bonald and just sighs...

This reminds me of that time one of my classmates recounted that time his hamburger got stolen by aliens... I think he was psychic or something?

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Where I come from, it is. I oughta make us all some. You don't know what you're missin' till you had some fried rat, Joe says to Linda before turning his attention to Psyche. Hi, Psych! And don't fool yourself, darlin'. Ain't no thing as too much cheese where I come from. Hell, I even like to stuff my fried rats in cheese then dip 'em in that sauce. Add in a little bit of raccoon sauce and you can't go wrong!

[Cassie]

"W-Wow." Henrik says regarding Junko's recounting.

"I have no idea what eating too much cheese has to do with that." He says to Psyche.

[Kennifer]

"Okay... I think I'll have to pass on that one, but thank you for the offer."

[psychedelicate]

"Oh... a murder game..." She places her finger upon her chin. "Like hunting? Are there any, like, chickens or cows or anything we can kill and cook?"

She turns to Hank. "Fried rats...? Sounds like something I'd like to try."

[TalesofUnder]

“The nation of Boland does not care if it tastes awful or sets you on fire. What matters is that it gets you drunk!”

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Seedy Joe lets out a slight chuckle. I like you already. I always admire someone who's willin' to try new things. Yea, I can whip us up some fried rat later on. Always good to expand your horizons.

[MadeOfMilk]

Ur Mom face palms and groans. This is going to be a long game....

[Kennifer]

"Cows, now we're talking! Some nice USDA prime beef burgers just like we make at the restaurant! Well, except that time Bobby tried to cut corners and bought horse meat."

[Cassie]

"I feel you." Henrik says sympathetically to Ursula.

[Zanreo]

Google translate considers this..."Fried mouse ... I can't say I've tried this, but you can try something new here!" (Fried rats... can't say I've tried that, but might as well try some new stuff while I'm here!)

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Hey, don't be knockin' horse meat now. You can make yourselves some purty good sandwiches with that stuff.

[psychedelicate]

"That sounds good, I'd love to try some. Thanks," she says to Seedy Joe.

[Caret]

Doofenshmirtz notices the burning Bonald.

Ooooooh Vanessa deary! If you're watching this, then this is why you NEVER DRINK ALCOHOL! Got it?

Doof then diverts his attention to Joe.

...fired rats? EW!!! Where do you even get the rats from?

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Well, Doof, I found a whole bunch of 'em underneath my trailer home. Just pull 'em out like you're fishin' with your hands, put 'em in a bucket and fry 'em up. Purty simple, really.

[Kennifer]

"It really bothered our daughter Tina, though. She loves horses a lot!"

[Cassie]

Henrik is simultaneously curious and disturbed over Joe's explanation of his cooking.

[Kafkaesque]

Stolas completely unironically perks up at Seedy Joe's talk of fried rat.

"Fried rat? Why, that sounds delightful! I'd be happy to try some!"